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lily vanderwoodsenbasshumphrey

@jackietaylor.scares.men

avi is me. literally all i care about is sandwiches Blair ๐Ÿ’œ @jackanddiet.bsky.social

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elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire ALT: elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire

๐Ÿšด๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿšด๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿšด๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ

07.03.2026 16:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

SPIN ๐Ÿšด๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ

07.03.2026 15:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Finally told all my friends and now I can say it here! WE GOT A NEW PUPPY DORTER!
Welcome Sidney to the fam (and yes for theeeee Sidney Prescott)

07.03.2026 14:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

omg I just said the same thing. hugs

07.03.2026 15:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

tummy bad

07.03.2026 15:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

end-stage capitalism

07.03.2026 04:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

something something Gatsby believed in the green light

07.03.2026 04:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

huge fan of this one; when a donor starts in on politics i ask about their kid/pet/favorite symphony

07.03.2026 04:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

need new music

use this as an excuse to post a song you're currently into!!!!

(pls no country )

07.03.2026 04:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman is crying in a black and white photo with the words `` that is sexist and absurd . '' ALT: a woman is crying in a black and white photo with the words `` that is sexist and absurd . ''

daylight savings on international women's day ??

07.03.2026 04:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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like this is actually me and I'm sorry for it

07.03.2026 03:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the STUPIDEST

07.03.2026 03:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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he would hate ChatGPT

07.03.2026 03:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the host getting drunk and chatting with everyone

07.03.2026 03:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Alzheimer's

you lose them so much earlier than death ๐Ÿ’”

07.03.2026 03:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my family is fucked up, we don't need to talk about it ever and it's probably not relevant to this conversation anyway!

07.03.2026 03:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

we now live 50 blocks away and still go there !!

07.03.2026 01:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

like i didnt realize wanting to be on a functioning website that doesn't generate CSAM would be considered a political identity

07.03.2026 00:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i love how Bluesky gets painted as "the liberal website" when most of us are here just bc we don't like ads or child porn

07.03.2026 00:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

huge shoutout to wonderful friend and very funny person @saraghaleb.bsky.social for funding some Little Treats ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’œ

07.03.2026 00:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i need to be the center of attention at all times

07.03.2026 00:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

not me just seeing this now bc i have "pet death" muted ><

๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’• thank you. we still go to Ellie's vet on Broadway!

07.03.2026 00:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"claude is alive and has anxiety" do you people hear yourselves??? its a text generator

06.03.2026 19:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 189 ๐Ÿ” 44 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

LIGHTNING

06.03.2026 22:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think one large and low-lipped would be perfect for her

06.03.2026 22:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the crazy part is that no one saw the dog before or afterwards and no one knows who it belongs to. truly a guardian angel

06.03.2026 20:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if you have a zoom party i will come :)

06.03.2026 19:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ogilvie is the train station in Chicago so his name always confuses me

06.03.2026 19:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’•

06.03.2026 19:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

timothee chalamet is deeply uncultured; he's dating a kardashian for gods sake

06.03.2026 19:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0