DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice

And he still is 🥹🥹🥹

This is probably my favorite baby pic of his 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

My son when he was 2 months old in a Santa outfit with coat and hat waving hi with a huge adorable baby smile

BRING BACK LITTLE MAN STOP GROWING 😭😭😭😭

a man is smoking a cigarette while standing next to another man in a baseball uniform . Alt: Aight I’m out (guy giving a peace sign and disappearing)

Medium Man (11) just picked me up and carried me like 25 feet and then proceeded to drop serendipity in a conversation (& defined it correctly) so yeah I think it’s time to put me out to pasture 😩😩😩

Bats are flying! (Sorry Brazil this will not be fun for you)

Harrison Bader your Dumptruck will always be famous 🍑

SO BACK …(THAT AZZ UP)

Harrison Bader your Dumptruck will always be famous 🍑

SO BACK …(THAT AZZ UP)

skeletor from the masters of the universe is wearing a purple hood and says mwhahahahah Alt: skeletor from the masters of the universe is wearing a purple hood and says mwhahahahah

HORNY JAIL CAN NEVER HOLD ME

alice in the replies spotting body parts in photos.

Phillies are back, baby.

a woman in a tank top with comedy central on the bottom right Alt: Ilana doing air quotes as she says “how am I” as she’s looking taken aback at having been asked how she’s doing Not well, bitch. Not well

Rewatching Broad City for the unhinged vibes. And I so needed this

You didn’t know why and I simply provided an option 😂😂😂😂

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okay so this seems pretty clear. he knows what it is, he did it on purpose, he chose keeping it over his career with the Marines, if we know this then Susan Collins will also know it, it will 100% come up in the general, let's be done talking about this guy as a real candidate

Because actual Phillies fans are legit getting fed up with their MAHA and PED shit. Not to mention they couldn’t keep Harrison Bader and his dumperlicious dumptruck 🍑🍑🍑

Firmino vs Watford 2017
Salah vs Brighton 2020
Salah vs Atalanta 2020
Firmino vs Watford(!) 2021
Salah vs Spart Prague 2024
Salah vs Atletico Madrid 2025
Robertson vs Wolves tonight

Players with a goal and an assist within two minutes for Liverpool.

Up the Reds.

Fuck it I’m on a tear on this since someone decided to make discourse that sanitizes anti-vaxxers on here:

THE MAIN FUCKING REASON YOU LIVED LONG ENOUGH TO HAVE KIDS IS BECAUSE YOUR PARENTS/GUARDIANS VACCINATED *YOU*
VACCINATE YOUR KIDS FFS

Like they’re just so dumb & shouldn’t be parents

Both. Unfortunately both.

A bit and I hope so! Lmao

Also it cannot be lost in the shuffle that many of the anti-vaxxers do this shit bc they think it’ll disable their child. And right there tells you everything: they do not love their child unconditionally bc they don’t want a “disabled” child. But they’ll take a dead one I guess. So yeah Bad parents

Yep and thanks hon!!

A little good luck treat where I’m standing with a box of tissues crying my eyeballs out and my team made sure to get a picture of it 😭😭

They gave me an emotional support box of tissues 😭😭😭💖💖💖 (it was needed so much lmao)

This. Is. Amazing.

What a fit. 11/10 no notes

You are a fucking terrible parent if your child can be vaccinated and you don’t vaccinate them. Full stop.

We as a society have a duty to bully the fuck out of anyone who is straight up anti-vaxx or even entertaining any vaccine delays and shit. These are babies and children being affected. Like what the fuck are we doing not bullying the fuck out of anyone who puts their kid at risk unnecessarily?!

Most do not have any good-faith questions and treating them with kid gloves sanitizes the absolute horrors they’re inflicting on their children who cannot make decisions for themselves but will bear the brunt of the pain/death & those who’re immunocompromised & NEED herd immunity. It’s abuse.

I think they're bad parents because doctors and nurses are telling them what they should do and instead they're listening to a 22 year old nick shirley fuck on tiktok or a man with literal brain worms.

WHAT'S UP EVERYONE, ANDREA LAFLAMME IS ON BLUESKY NOW

Sick of Graham Platner's Nazi bullshit? Looking for a younger candidate than Janet Mills? Lucky for us, the great state of Maine has more than two people!!

Last day & several of my team members didn’t wear mascara today bc we’re all crying. Legit told me they didn’t lol

I will be full raccoon eyes from the sobbing because I DID wear mascara and it clearly is NOT waterproof. 😭

It’s a bittersweet day for sure but I’m so lucky to have had a great team

After ballet last night, Eight had a lot of questions about Donald Trump (who she hates) and why everyone was "letting" him do "all this bad stuff"

My unsolicited parenting advice is that kids are literally almost never asking the question they've asked, and you should remember that when you answer

The dem legislators having less urgency on serious issues (re: Iran and Epstein files) than Thomas Fucking Massie was absolutely not on my 2026 bingo card. Man is so problematic, but dude isn’t holding back on these things when so many establishment Dems are just so blasé about them wtf