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@samjunipero

she/her • a fountain of blood in the shape of a girl • same name on twt

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jason mantzoukas on s19, kumail nanjiani on s21, okay but when will paul f. tompkins get his chance on taskmaster?!

05.01.2026 23:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄

18.12.2025 02:05 👍 13283 🔁 5356 💬 303 📌 575

what it is about me that is never good enough? lost my job, no friends really at this point (at least my closest friends aren't even talking to me), no partner. i have nothing going for me, nothing i bring to the world that is of interest to anybody. i'm just such a waste

23.07.2025 02:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

sometimes i'm just still so surprised that people think taylor swift makes good music

31.05.2025 00:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

finally setting in that i'm having my bisalp surgery in 10 days 😅 all the women i've talked to about it have been so encouraging and happy that i know i'm making the best and most informed decision for me

23.05.2025 01:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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new favorite taskmaster duo just dropped

12.05.2025 16:24 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
poster of a black cat peering over the edge of a table at a plate with a fish on it hanging over a very similar looking black cat peering over the edge of a dinner table at a plate of bread, cheese & an egg

poster of a black cat peering over the edge of a table at a plate with a fish on it hanging over a very similar looking black cat peering over the edge of a dinner table at a plate of bread, cheese & an egg

u have been warned

02.05.2025 14:03 👍 6012 🔁 1585 💬 18 📌 41

every time Elon suffers my health replenishes like Link in a fairy fountain

02.04.2025 02:42 👍 7562 🔁 1471 💬 44 📌 19

aww yeah! lol my friend got one of those too. we got a couple other plushies to throw and that was exciting

29.03.2025 16:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

omg i was there yesterday!

28.03.2025 21:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

at the world figure skating championships and walked by the Ukrainian skater kyrylo marsak after his skate. i had to let him know that i enjoyed his program. he said thank you with a bow and so sweet

27.03.2025 17:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

society erred when we removed the computer from its honored place in the home and ushered it into every part of our profane world. we must rebuild the temple of the Computer Room

20.03.2025 14:57 👍 11103 🔁 2174 💬 47 📌 97
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No Other Land Co-Director Yuval Abraham:
"The foreign policy in this country is helping to block this path. Why? Can't you see that we are intertwined? There is another way. It's not too late for life, for the living. There is no other way."

03.03.2025 02:49 👍 4436 🔁 1322 💬 20 📌 59
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Guy Pearce wearing a Free Palestine pin to the Oscars I love him so much

02.03.2025 22:57 👍 690 🔁 84 💬 7 📌 6

well it has certainly been an amusing prank to let the worst people alive take over the american government for a few weeks, but I think it's probably gone on long enough

12.02.2025 22:09 👍 10632 🔁 1703 💬 102 📌 35
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2025 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From! This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!

1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts?

Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.

Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!

12.01.2025 16:08 👍 23849 🔁 9757 💬 386 📌 679
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40% OFF Haymarket Books on the Struggle for Black Liberation Black History Month is not only a celebration of the rich history of Black life, politics, culture, and struggle. It is also a reminder to engage every day with that history as we ...

For #BlackHistoryMonth we're offering 40% OFF Haymarket Books on the Struggle for Black Liberation

01.02.2025 14:24 👍 5874 🔁 2479 💬 48 📌 118

trans rights forever

29.01.2025 00:35 👍 6652 🔁 1726 💬 44 📌 20

Now I know how Scheana felt when Ariana got Dancing With The Stars

22.01.2025 17:12 👍 1038 🔁 57 💬 48 📌 6

it's gonna work too if they manage it. just set up a recurring donation to Wikipedia donate.wikimedia.org/w/index.php...

22.01.2025 01:21 👍 940 🔁 222 💬 23 📌 20

i really feel like all my doctors should be in a group chat

21.01.2025 22:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i haven't had an appetite in two weeks i wonder what that's about

21.01.2025 20:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is my favorite quote of his. Not just because it's funny in the specific way that he was funny, but because the world he lived in and the consumers of the media he made *always* wanted him to elaborate, and he always resisted, and that's precisely what made his art great.

17.01.2025 01:31 👍 528 🔁 60 💬 7 📌 2
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Opinion | Kyle MacLachlan: How David Lynch Invented Me (Gift Article) How could words possibly do justice to an experience like that?

Gift link to Kyle MacLachlan's essay on #DavidLynch in the NYT.

"It’s why he never wanted to explain his work. He wasn’t trying to be surly or obtuse....It’s just that explaining his art after the fact seemed antithetical to the very point of making it."

19.01.2025 15:55 👍 1616 🔁 562 💬 39 📌 76
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A little motivation for your Sunday from David Lynch 🤍

19.01.2025 21:04 👍 8059 🔁 2386 💬 14 📌 64

sometimes i really wish i could extract the longing for love i feel because it's so heavy and it hurts me so much. i wish i didn't yearn so much

19.01.2025 00:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

how do i stop craving love? i cry myself to sleep every night bc i want a partner so badly, to love and be loved. i genuinely don't know how to keep going like this. the desire is making me lonelier

18.01.2025 23:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a controversial but correct opinion from me; my favorite things ISN'T a christmas song!! stop adding it to christmas playlists!!

24.12.2024 00:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

cranberry ginger ale really hits different

13.12.2024 00:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0