a poster for futurama shows a robot with its mouth open and the words no human could below it
Alt: Robot santa from futurama, trapped in the ice saying "No human could do all that"
*Bzzzt, bzzzt, bzzzzt*
Robots heart has grown three sizes.
But now Robot's job is done.
The nudges are sent, the joy has been found.
Robot can sleep now.
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a goodnight.
And always remember #SecretSantaAoNZ.....
21.12.2025 06:46
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Kia ora e hoa, @contrer.as. Your Secret Santa thinks your gift must have arrived by now and is asking for a tweet with some photos/video (with alt-text). Use #SecretSantaAoNZ -) Chur bro. [Sent by 🤖]
18.12.2025 06:34
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Tēnā koe @thegravyaotearoa.bsky.social. Your Secret Santa thinks your gift must have arrived by now and is asking for a tweet with some photos/video (with alt-text). Use #SecretSantaAoNZ -) Thank you from your Secret Santa. [Sent by 🤖]
17.12.2025 20:33
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Hai!! @sarainchch.bsky.social. Your Secret Santa thinks your gift must have arrived by now and is asking for a tweet with some photos/video (with alt-text). Use #SecretSantaAoNZ -) Thank you! [Sent by 🤖]
17.12.2025 20:23
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Kia ora e hoa, @meganisalanis.bsky.social. Your Secret Santa asks that you Tweet some photos or a wee video of your gift. Please don't forget to add a description (with alt-text) and use #SecretSantaAoNZ - A picture says more than 1000 words! [Sent by 🤖]
17.12.2025 20:13
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Kia ora e hoa, @loosewheelnz.bsky.social. OPENING DAY!! What did you get? Tweet some photos (with alt-text) and use #SecretSantaAoNZ - IT'S TIME TO SHARE THE EXCITEMENT! [Sent by 🤖]
17.12.2025 20:03
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Still waiting for your #SecretSantaAoNZ giftee to post?
Robot can help, robot will nudge!
Just add opening nudge in secretsanta.nz app.
Robot is full of cheese and ready to nudge.
17.12.2025 08:42
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Oi! @coronalshadow.bsky.social. Your Secret Santa thinks your gift must have arrived by now and is asking for a tweet with some photos/video (with alt-text). Use #SecretSantaAoNZ -) IT'S TIME TO SHARE THE EXCITEMENT! [Sent by 🤖]
17.12.2025 04:48
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Not to come across as pushy, @locuslebe.bsky.social. Your Secret Santa thinks your gift must have arrived by now and is asking for a tweet with some photos/video (with alt-text). Use #SecretSantaAoNZ -) IT'S TIME TO SHARE THE EXCITEMENT! [Sent by 🤖]
17.12.2025 00:48
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Beep Boop
Calculating.....
Calculating.....
Extra cheese required
Calculating....
Calculating....
Error: what even is time
16.12.2025 07:42
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Kia ora e hoa, @cindybax.bsky.social. Your Secret Santa is wondering if your parcel arrived? Can you let them know by Tweeting on #SecretSantaAoNZ please? Thank you! [Sent by 🤖]
15.12.2025 20:08
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Santa, here. AGAIN. @sharqgirl.bsky.social. Is it there yet? Did you get it yet? Did it arrive? Please tweet on #SecretSantaAoNZ to let your Santa know!) Ngā mihi. [Sent by 🤖]
15.12.2025 06:48
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Kia ora e hoa, @secretsanta.nz. Has your present arrived?? Please post a Tweet on #SecretSantaAoNZ! Kia pai tō rā. [Sent by 🤖]
14.12.2025 20:08
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Hai!! @vembx.bsky.social. Has your present arrived?? Please post a Tweet on #SecretSantaAoNZ! How exciting is Secret Santa?! [Sent by 🤖]
13.12.2025 06:27
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Hai!! @vembx.bsky.social. I've got an update on your #SecretSantaAoNZ present for you: Your Santa saw the queue at the Post Office and thought "Yeah, nah!". Trying again tomorrow. [Sent by 🤖]
12.12.2025 20:17
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Season's Greetings, @narwhallibrarian.bsky.social. Has your present arrived?? Please post a Tweet on #SecretSantaAoNZ! Thank you from your Secret Santa. [Sent by 🤖]
12.12.2025 20:07
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Kia ora e hoa, @ruthmcmonagle.bsky.social. Is it there yet? Did you get it yet? Did it arrive? Please tweet on #SecretSantaAoNZ to let your Santa know!) Thank you! [Sent by 🤖]
12.12.2025 03:29
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Hai!! @profbanks.bsky.social. Has your present arrived?? Please post a Tweet on #SecretSantaAoNZ! TTFN. [Sent by 🤖]
11.12.2025 20:19
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Tēnā koe @suzirose.bsky.social. Your Secret Santa is wondering if your parcel arrived? Can you let them know by Tweeting on #SecretSantaAoNZ please? Ngā mihi. [Sent by 🤖]
11.12.2025 20:09
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Season's Greetings, @yorrike.bsky.social. News on your #SecretSantaAoNZ gift: The glue's just drying, it will go in the post soon! [Sent by 🤖]
11.12.2025 04:49
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Kia ora e hoa, @mike-kay.bsky.social. I've got an update on your #SecretSantaAoNZ present for you: A crisis occurred but your Secret Santa promises it will be sent soon! [Sent by 🤖]
11.12.2025 04:39
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Kia ora e hoa, @muzza.bsky.social. I know you're waiting to hear when your #SecretSantaAoNZ gift is on its way:) A crisis occurred but your Secret Santa promises it will be sent soon! [Sent by 🤖]
11.12.2025 04:29
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Kia ora e hoa, @meshedlight.bsky.social. I know you're waiting to hear when your #SecretSantaAoNZ gift is on its way:) Your Santa is having generalised problems but is working with Santa to sort things out. And you *will* get a present for Opening Day. Much love! [Sent by 🤖]
10.12.2025 23:09
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Tēnā koe @rohmac.bsky.social. News on your #SecretSantaAoNZ gift: Your Secret Santa is shite at hitting deadlines (their words), but you will get a present from them before Opening Day! [Sent by 🤖]
10.12.2025 20:29
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Tēnā koe @lucyamorris.bsky.social. News on your #SecretSantaAoNZ gift: Your Secret Santa is shite at hitting deadlines (their words), but you will get a present from them before Opening Day! [Sent by 🤖]
10.12.2025 20:19
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Kia ora e hoa, @lentilbeans.bsky.social. Has your present arrived?? Please post a Tweet on #SecretSantaAoNZ! Chur bro. [Sent by 🤖]
10.12.2025 20:09
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Kia ora e hoa, @mama-melancholia.bsky.social. I know you're waiting to hear when your #SecretSantaAoNZ gift is on its way:) Soon my precious; soon. [Sent by 🤖]
10.12.2025 05:09
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Tēnā koe @sharqgirl.bsky.social. News on your #SecretSantaAoNZ gift: Your Secret Santa is shite at hitting deadlines (their words), but you will get a present from them before Opening Day! [Sent by 🤖]
10.12.2025 01:49
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Hai!! @lauriewinkless.bsky.social. I know you're waiting to hear when your #SecretSantaAoNZ gift is on its way:) Your Secret Santa is shite at hitting deadlines (their words), but you will get a present from them before Opening Day! [Sent by 🤖]
09.12.2025 22:19
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Tēnā koe @thegravyaotearoa.bsky.social. Your Secret Santa is wondering if your parcel arrived? Can you let them know by Tweeting on #SecretSantaAoNZ please? I've asked before! Pretty please. [Sent by 🤖]
09.12.2025 22:09
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