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Never any money for healthcare, housing, infrastructure maintenance, school lunches, libraries, science research, or fucking *air controllers*.

Never any shortage of cash for militarized police and imperial wars.

What We Lose When We Gamify Reading At the dawn of 2026, I spent an irresponsible amount of time cataloguing what I did in 2025. There are so many ways to aggregate a personality these days: Letterboxd kept track of how many movies y…

"A book should make you stop mid-sentence and think, or stop to re-read the same paragraph because the words are so delicious. They should make you absorb each moment carefully, to get the complex picture that’s being presented to your brain."

Please, oh, please... i want to get back to this. 🫠

SJM going to carry publishing's entire Q4 this year, eh 🤭

i am trying again with rennet. lol. bastard cheese

update: time to ATTEMPT making cheese. this shit's harder than it looks. 😂

time to make some CHEESE

screencap from the above link: I have found this problem fairly endemic to the romcomantasy (eh? eh?) subgenre to which McCallum’s debut belongs. Oh, I am so tired of reading book after book where nobody has ever done a single thing wrong, or, even if they have, it was all a terrible misunderstanding. I cannot bear these characters with personalities as smooth as Ken dolls, who run dear little retail shops in interchangeable Fantasylands and placeless middle Americas, unbothered by problems of inventory or human frailty. I am going to chew right through the bars of my enclosure, and go rampaging all around the countryside, if I am called upon to read one more book where a character’s big secret finally comes out, and the other character is like: “No problem, babe, I know your heart, and I understand that, while you initially had a scheme to sabotage my dreams, you changed your mind over the course of our courtship. Due to the trust we have built together, I understand this perfectly without your having to explain it.”

real footage of a critic being driven slowly out of her mind

happy birthday!!

portrait of henry from kingdom come deliverance. he's sitting on a stone, surrounded by lush nature, a small waterfall in the back. he's looking off to the right side, his hands folded, only a piece of cloth covering his body

when you wash all of your clothes but forget they need time to dry

[ #art | #kcd ]

this is drop-dead gorgeous. my goodness.

Maybe you need some joy at the minute. HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS will deliver

The "this is fine" dog meme comic, but he's saying "so I have a book coming out".

*sigh*

Americans do not want this. They do not want another war in pursuit of regime change. They want relief from the affordability crisis. They want peace.

This isn’t a dig at the piece itself, which is excellent, but I don’t think the best way to replicate Heated Rivalry’s success is to just make “Heated Rivalry + insert sport.”

It’s to adapt more romance novels.

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

when in doubt: henry

The original motto of Bsky

worth it, of course -- for the majority of it i paid humans for their livelihoods, which obviously i support in all cases.

but nevertheless expensive.

worth noting though that thus far i haven't found selfpub to be a hassle so much as really frickin expensive (and time-consuming) 😂

everybody has their own tolerances tbh! and there are some extenuating behind-the-scenes here (that i probably shouldn't speculate about on main)

BUZZY books, too. like, i can't imagine it was for lack of interest/sales.

recently two authors have "mutually parted ways" from their pubs. & one other had their book threatened to be postponed (it wasn't in the end, thankfully)... just a concerning trend, i guess

what is going on in the land of spring-release trad mm romance???? truly.

he did so well 😭😭😭

absolutely cackling over this.

lmfaoooooo 🫣

Patrick Swindle is the CEO operating the Dilley concentration camp. There are people behind this. They must go to prison.

hot shower, scream into the void a little, go back to bed, kinda day

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