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Reverend Lucifer Johnson

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a man’s body with a cats head. he’s carrying a pick ax and digging in the cat food mines. there’s text advising one to never stop meowing.

a man’s body with a cats head. he’s carrying a pick ax and digging in the cat food mines. there’s text advising one to never stop meowing.

07.03.2026 16:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

say what you will about the man, but he has a positive attitude towards menstruation.

07.03.2026 16:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

did this sound smart in your head?

07.03.2026 16:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

bottle of essentia

07.03.2026 05:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

it's probably Bernie's fault too

07.03.2026 01:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

first democrat to sponsor a bill making it legal to assault anyone wearing these for weirdo purposes get $15 before midnight for triple matching

07.03.2026 01:52 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

welp, there go my plans to not get a boner today

07.03.2026 01:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ok but the piano part from kid rock’s all summer long is just the iphone blues ring tone up a step. so that digit track actually rips off 3 songs, plus the intro drum fill grohl ripped off for teen spirit

07.03.2026 00:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Police body cam footage shows DOGE knew Institute of Peace was private property during raid Footage obtained by The Handbasket’s lawsuit shows a hostile takeover on March 17, 2025.

SCOOP — Body camera footage obtained as a result of my lawsuit against the DC Metropolitan PD confirms DOGE and the Trump administration openly admitted they were entering private property when they raided the building on March 17, 2025. That didn't stop MPD from breaking down the doors.

My report:

06.03.2026 22:04 👍 7535 🔁 2777 💬 89 📌 106

suck it losers, marisa with the win

07.03.2026 00:43 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

kind of wild to see endless commercials for the shingles vaccine because a lot of our parents were like “it’s just chicken pox, let kids get it and be done with it, then 40 years later “oops that’s can lead to shingles”, and people were still like “it’s just a flu, get it, be sick for a few days”

06.03.2026 19:41 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

really sick of seeing democrats say this shit when we know full well they wouldn’t spend money on these programs even if it wasnt being spent on an illegal war.

06.03.2026 18:32 👍 9 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

chat, a lot of things are going right and i don’t know how to deal with it.

06.03.2026 18:24 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ACAB includes the cop here who just swapped his shitty pen with the good pen the waitress had and really liked.

06.03.2026 18:21 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Albini Sessions (Benefit for Letters Charity), by Fugazi 12 track album

Stop literally everything.

Steve Albini's Fugazi sessions, widely bootlegged and full of lore, now available officially for the first time.

fugazi.bandcamp.com/album/albini...

06.03.2026 14:56 👍 1291 🔁 482 💬 32 📌 131

the Luddites were right, and LLMs are bullshit.

06.03.2026 18:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Iran: look, it's simple. We literally just paint the silhouette of a plane on the ground. We literally just nail together some boxes in the shape of a tank. We literally just pull looney tunes shit. Their AI will make them spend $100 million to destroy $5 of arts and crafts.

the US: grok is this

06.03.2026 06:56 👍 2017 🔁 443 💬 4 📌 18

joined november 2024 ass thought

06.03.2026 18:01 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

seth macfartlane

06.03.2026 17:58 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

it is, but the jagoffs in d.c. wouldn’t do that even if there wasn’t an illegal war happening.

06.03.2026 17:57 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

you should see about starting an opposition party

06.03.2026 17:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
a picture showing brain scans saying a recent MIT study showed after 4 months of chatgtp use users had a 47% drop in neural connectivity.

a picture showing brain scans saying a recent MIT study showed after 4 months of chatgtp use users had a 47% drop in neural connectivity.

get rekt bozos.

06.03.2026 17:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Platner is a Nazi fan. Newsom is a power-hungry, transphobic creep. We don't need people this awful in office, ever, at any level of govt. Don't fucking come into my TL praising or promoting either of them, or useless, spineless Schumer, or backstabbing fascist-lover Fetterman. Kick them out.

06.03.2026 13:46 👍 14 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

you did. you sat around and didn’t do shit. heckuva job bobby.

06.03.2026 02:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

lot of dumb, insecure dudes out there

06.03.2026 02:05 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

looks great as it is

06.03.2026 00:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

this is a VERY strongly worded skeet. thank you for your service.

06.03.2026 00:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

didn’t steve o just get in shit for saying undocumented immigrants were murderers?

06.03.2026 00:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

real "first annual Montgomery burns award for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence" energy

05.03.2026 21:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

you know a bill is going to be bad when they work this hard to pass it

05.03.2026 21:41 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0