primalignity

Ballet, much like Hollywood, mostly serves as a child abuse mill. Not sure about opera.

The soccer world treats Messi like a special needs kid who is never responsible for his actions.

3:47 time to lock in and do some work.

4 person throw up scene in Righteous Gemstones Jesus Christ.

Operation Epstein Fuhrer

I would have turned it off normally but I was blessed with a nearly empty plane. My flight back was full and I picked a movie with a surprise stripper scene and wanted to slide through the floor.

I watched 28 Years Later on a plane not knowing about the huge zombie penis. Afterwards I figured I was already in too deep so I watched Sinners.

In 2024 someone decided that "submental" was a nicer way to say retarded and now you see the word used incorrectly 30 times a day.

Was forced to buy what can only be described as prison toilet paper before the last snow storm and I just discovered the half bath is full of nice tp.

Why do boomers call desktops CPUs?

A lot of streets in Philly are named after trees. There's even a Tree St. No one knows why there's a Race St.

Crashing my jet in the one country that isn't full of people who want to shoot me >>>

Thank God for dead soldiers

Aren't we all

Fuck I meant doom death my bad I forgot you were lurking around here stop throwing things at me

I mislabeled it but the band was more death than doom metal and all the other songs on the album were 5-6 minutes.

14 minute closing track to a death/doom album no thank you

The conversation about humongous cans!

Bet you were looking at boobs

You are in the out-group and we have a special word for you. You can't use it though or you will oppress the people in the in-group.

Marathon is a stinky game.

Sometimes you see a celebrity and you go "I didn't know they were 60" and then you look them up and they're 48.

Chase is just out of frame bleeding out

Who's tugging in 2025?

Laulukaskas is Red Kahina for zoomers.

Just saw this in my inbox and was like "where have I seen this before?"

Doodle abomination upstairs has discovered howling.

Phil you've done a great job destroying Xbox but we are going to need someone hotter for phase three. How about an early retirement?

More like A Nap of the 6 Episodes that shit is a snoozefest.

I had a teacher with TS and on the first day he swore at us for 30 seconds and then said he couldn't get in trouble because of his Tourettes which only manifested itself in a facial tic for the rest of the year.