Oh no, I can't believe all those slurs forced themselves into that defenseless group chat!
Oh no, I can't believe all those slurs forced themselves into that defenseless group chat!
Itβs insane this is legal. People around Trump are profiting off war and death. Iβm introducing legislation ASAP to ban this.
This one was just a test I had the wrong colors palette loaded.
Playing with my @bantamtools.bsky.social watercolor bot and figuring it out
The Ones Who Vibe Code In Omelas
βCool dadβ
Didnβt some random dude whoβs like 5/5 for Tump administration related predictions betsβ¦ do a huge bet that we would attack Iran before the end of Feb?
@bsky.app
WTF?
What the fuck is going on
I canβt be content with 1% of Blueskyβs user base. Iβm trying to partner with folks to bring Blacksky to new audiences.
I couldnβt be content with Open Source Collective taking 10% for hosting fees.
Iβm not accepting a partnership with a 3-way revenue split.
You arenβt hearing me clearly.
Oh shit a manhole is on fire cause of a gas leak like 2 blocks away and they are evacuating people
Ahh yah this shit is wet AF itβs got all the trees in the backyard doing the fenti lean
Finally get my wardrobe back togetherβ¦all black everything
I do have 35s on it and like suspension for days
Fighting the urge to go get the Land Cruiser from the garage and take on this storm
I went to stack overflow for a weird compiler error last week. It felt like the dark ages
The arc of the moral universe is long but it bends towards people saying whatever the fuck they want
π¨BREAKING: A national security official says Donald Trump is in a catch-22 where Iranians are threatening to release videos of him sexually assaulting children if he bombs them, and Israel is threatening the same if he doesn't!
My god! Lock that fucker up!
Leak the videos. The End.
Thankful to be back in the land of Dan and Johnβs wings
I remember a guy running for the presidency getting destroyed over an enthusiastic yell after the New Hampshire primary.
When do we start arresting them
JUST IN: Judge Provinzino in Minnesota has held a Justice Department attorney in civil contempt for violations of her order requiring the return of a released ICE detaineeβs ID documents. He must pay $500 a day until the documents are returned.
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Thank god this rain is melting this ice
Hop off my dick then
βCorrecting a Birth Certificate" form along with a certified legal name change order from a court, a copy of photo ID, and a $40 processing fee