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Attorney for the people, for hire. danielsuitor.com Landlords do not @ me. New England then, Minneapolis now, housing and economic justice forever.

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Yeah, these are kids. Not saying anything other than that he's a kid having a little meltdown out there. They're still learning how to be people. They do that.

07.03.2026 05:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Same one who started the brawl by dumping someone at the buzzer

07.03.2026 05:22 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

this would be the Whittaker analogue, and he'd be stuck with a SovCit fighting child support contempt or something

07.03.2026 03:29 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

funnily enough that is just Samuel Alito (Scalia is Walawio)

07.03.2026 02:50 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Went two weeks ago 😎

07.03.2026 02:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A picture of Elliot Payne, City Council President. With the logo for Christin Crabtree's School Board At Large campaign in the top right. "Endorsement" written diagonally in the top left corner.

A picture of Elliot Payne, City Council President. With the logo for Christin Crabtree's School Board At Large campaign in the top right. "Endorsement" written diagonally in the top left corner.

Quote from Council President Elliot Payne: "Growing up in Milwaukee Public Schools, I experienced the impacts of the privatization of education first hand. I wish leaders like Christin had been at the helm of my public schools. As the City Council President, I look forward to joining forces with Christin to ensure our students have the education they deserve."

Quote from Council President Elliot Payne: "Growing up in Milwaukee Public Schools, I experienced the impacts of the privatization of education first hand. I wish leaders like Christin had been at the helm of my public schools. As the City Council President, I look forward to joining forces with Christin to ensure our students have the education they deserve."

From Milwaukee to Minneapolis, the story is the same: when public schools are undermined, students pay the price. City Council President Elliott Payne @elliottpayne.org sees in Christin the leadership he wished his schools had and is ready to partner to deliver the education every child should have.

06.03.2026 23:36 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

I am so honored to be endorsed by Council President Payne. CP Payne embodies integrity; he has spearheaded transformative public safety initiatives, physically been in the streets with our community keeping people safe, & he deeply believes in the importance of our public schools. Thank you Elliott.

07.03.2026 01:34 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

it's rad to live in a community!!

07.03.2026 01:39 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm proud of you, son.

07.03.2026 01:30 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

South Minneapolis's hottest club is the St. Albert the Great fish fry, it's got:

DSA-affiliated ne'er do Wells

clerks of federal judges whom I am practicing in front of

anonymous toilet paper reviewers

@wedge.live

07.03.2026 00:02 πŸ‘ 136 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 5

Just heard that Ramsey County is refusing to offer Jake Lang any deal on his felony property destruction charges. 1-5 years.

06.03.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 246 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 15

Classic lawyer answer: it depends. In any case, people should deploy it carefully. Here, where the typo was some ICE agent and not the attorney before the Court, and half the point is how unrigorous and hacky ICE is, it works imo

06.03.2026 23:35 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In many cases I choose not to. In cases where ICE made the typo in slapdash, bullshit detention document? Oh yes.

06.03.2026 23:23 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
Finally, the Notice of Revocation states, without further detail, that Petitioner β€œha[s] not been compliant with the terns [sic] of your release.” Ex. D, Dkt. 7-4, at 1. Nothing in Petitioner’s Order of Supervision requires him to submit to the jurisdiction of seabirds.

Finally, the Notice of Revocation states, without further detail, that Petitioner β€œha[s] not been compliant with the terns [sic] of your release.” Ex. D, Dkt. 7-4, at 1. Nothing in Petitioner’s Order of Supervision requires him to submit to the jurisdiction of seabirds.

on Fridays we write fun briefs

06.03.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 62 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 1

a Belgian beer venue, in my quadrant of the city? everything's coming up Dan!

06.03.2026 20:37 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

good thing my friends and I have been preparing for this. rise and shine value providers, it's time to get that bread

06.03.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 84 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

my personal sickness is that I think Mellancamp could've killed it at the Bang Bang Bar in Twin Peaks: The Return. he's a weirdo cornball whose popular work is boomer hyperslop, but he's seemingly liked/respected by his much more critically adored peers. I think his underlying bitterness would work

06.03.2026 19:10 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

in case you were wondering,,,, the file is named "John Coupeaks Mellanlynch - Bsky.mp4"

06.03.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

everyone's loose and punchy today so I finally decided to do this. works far better than I ever imagined.

06.03.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

this is why I spell it* with the proper eszett character, weißbier

* no i fuken dont

06.03.2026 18:30 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nice argument, unfortunately for you I've already portrayed you as the meager, slim burrito, and myself as the plump and overstuffed burrito.

06.03.2026 18:18 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Once this place gets the Mute RT feature, it's all over for those hoes

06.03.2026 18:09 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

This is why I'm VXUS for diversification and VEA for tilt into developed European and Asian countries/companies, <2% MEA (42% 1y, 11.01% 10y) and VYMI for a splash of Emerging Markets exposure, <2% ME (46% 1y, 11.76% 10y)

06.03.2026 16:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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gotta flip that allocation international brother. profit off the century of american humiliation!

06.03.2026 15:24 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
A boy in a red raincoat walks down a wet city street carrying a large umbrella

A boy in a red raincoat walks down a wet city street carrying a large umbrella

the funniest part about this is that I actually DID have a big umbrella for him πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

06.03.2026 14:49 πŸ‘ 48 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of my Steam Library showing 283.6 hours played in Slay the Spire

A screenshot of my Steam Library showing 283.6 hours played in Slay the Spire

Don't ask me how much of that playtime came the summer I was studying for the bar exam and parenting a newborn

06.03.2026 14:02 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

[me, two minutes after waking up] "Are we having big feelings today?"

[my son, huddled like a wretch in the corner] "YOU don't have a big umbrella FOR ME"

06.03.2026 13:34 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Jackson Browne - These Days
Jackson Browne - These Days YouTube video by Claudio Esposito

and from a Jackson Browne cover to Jackson Browne covering

youtu.be/X9bcztN7NmA?...

06.03.2026 04:51 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Somebody's Baby
Somebody's Baby YouTube video by Yo La Tengo - Topic

so bleary and romantic, I definitely sent it to my wife when we were just starting to date and living across the country from one another

youtu.be/AZ0qDsGiI0I?...

06.03.2026 04:50 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I would addition for plays with "In Love" off that album, because it's REALLY hard not to say it in Shatner-ese and ironing Bill out of the words forces you to live in them

06.03.2026 04:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0