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Usually 4 hours late because AK. Yes, it’s dark/not dark and cold/pleasantly mild Wasted my youth in the Marines @rmaconthetarmac.bsky.social is the actual decision maker Dodgers/Gators/Nats IT IS THE FUCKING GUNS.

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Damn! That’s wild. Didn’t realize maples were that sensitive.

10.03.2026 02:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What was it? Crepe Myrtle?

I get it. My snowblower decided that Sunday was “Fuckthisshit o’clock”. I ended up hand shoveling the driveway and the big ol semi concrete-like berm left by the plows. It hurts to sleep. It hurts to get up. It hurts to sit down.
I may just die quietly on the floor

10.03.2026 02:16 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Nice work

10.03.2026 01:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Tent Pole Technologies - Tent Pole Repair and Replacement

Solid business plug for you outdoorsy types: If you have busted, bent, crap-ass tent poles but otherwise love your home away from home - Tentpole technologies is awesome.
www.tentpoletech.com

No relation to anyone there at all other than being a wildly satisfied customer.

10.03.2026 01:13 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is 100% a BJ Blazkowicz headshot from Wolfenstein 3D.

09.03.2026 15:52 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

That’s a classic go to for me when I’m cooking/prep and need background noise

09.03.2026 05:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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two men are sitting in a car and one of them is wearing sunglasses and says great white buffalo . ALT: two men are sitting in a car and one of them is wearing sunglasses and says great white buffalo .

…Cardellini

09.03.2026 03:11 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What’s your take on DTF?

09.03.2026 02:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Surely not all of the facts

09.03.2026 02:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Anyone else’s snowblower decide to shit the bed after a decent snow storm and a 2 ½ foot berm at the end of the drive or was it just me?

09.03.2026 02:36 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

106?! Fuuuurk.

08.03.2026 23:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This is a great strategy for the Iranians.

08.03.2026 23:35 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
Chewbarka the 15year old dog is not having a good day. He’s pictured stuck in the snow in the backyard. He appears to have stumbled because he has snow all over his face and head

Chewbarka the 15year old dog is not having a good day. He’s pictured stuck in the snow in the backyard. He appears to have stumbled because he has snow all over his face and head

My guy got stuck in the snow…had to rescue him. He’s not having a good day today

08.03.2026 21:45 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oof

08.03.2026 20:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But first- Is there an option where Thomas is impeached and then removed for improper gifts, graft, and other crimes?

THEN we pack that shit like it’s a 5 dollar bag of shake and stems.

08.03.2026 08:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hbd!

08.03.2026 07:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Kimi Antonelli is my oldest kiddo’s age

08.03.2026 06:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The restraint shown by both parties was commendable 🫡

08.03.2026 06:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My youngest daughter circa 2011 standing between a dryer and a washer

My youngest daughter circa 2011 standing between a dryer and a washer

Some folks used door frames to measure height. This lil weirdo figured out she just fit between the two. But it was a great visual for growth.

08.03.2026 06:31 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Ideally, practice and theory are the same. In practice, they are not”

08.03.2026 06:27 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh hell yeah….They got all the gibs.

08.03.2026 06:23 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Adding to the list, when it first starts to warm up after winter pour a little bleach down all your drains.

08.03.2026 06:19 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

He could be swayed with a poboy as well. I mean, who couldn’t.

08.03.2026 06:22 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Three dogs patiently waiting for snax

Three dogs patiently waiting for snax

We had these goofballs when the girls were toddlers/lil kid stage. You could almost see the dogs growing.

Chewbarka on the left, Quentin, and Shane.

08.03.2026 06:21 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

But her climate is more inline with the lifestyle he’s accustomed to.

But….excellent tacos would make him not care.

08.03.2026 06:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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🎶 In the arrrrrms of an angel

08.03.2026 06:12 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t know who needs to hear this but don’t forget to change ac filters, batteries for smoke/CO alarms, and check your fire extinguishers.

If you have an expansion tank, check the indicators and fittings.

08.03.2026 06:00 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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Too late. Already murdered by low grades.

08.03.2026 05:58 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie is holding his eyes closed and saying `` i get it '' . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding his eyes closed and saying `` i get it '' .

knuckle bump

08.03.2026 05:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He was aight. Seent better. Only an 11/10 day. Room to improve…

08.03.2026 05:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0