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Alice Lia Maro

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extraordinarily juvenile and deeply unpleasant | (she/her) | 29 me blog: https://tilde.town/~slimelia/ also on mastodon: https://tiny.tilde.website/@slimelia

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dont want nun ov that internashnul wimmens day round here. only want local wimmen. ingerland is for ingerlish wimmin not them forren mucks !!!!! ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ

08.03.2026 17:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Nancy's Sluggo shouting angrily with a speech bubble above him

Nancy's Sluggo shouting angrily with a speech bubble above him

"But when's International Woims Day?!"

08.03.2026 11:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 64 ๐Ÿ” 23 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Is this the sort of shit you people want??

08.03.2026 14:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 89 ๐Ÿ” 24 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I Need All My OSes To Be Bouba. MacOS and Debian Thats bouba. Arch, Mint, Bazzite etc Thats all Kiki. Windows Xp Is Kiki-Bouba, But Windows 7 is Bouba-Kiki. Windows 8 Onwards Is 2 Jagged 2 Categorise *PA Guy Cuts Off My Microphone* Dude . Dafuqq Boom ?? Im Talkin Here ๐Ÿฉ

06.03.2026 16:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 38 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Australian Music Video is killing me ๐Ÿ˜ญ

08.03.2026 17:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Judge Judy is a lot more violent than i remember

08.03.2026 16:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(gzzzz!!!!!)

08.03.2026 16:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

call me when it's 99 and we'll see about that "single" thing

08.03.2026 16:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

many such cases!

08.03.2026 16:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

just learned spacehey is not available in the UK lmao

08.03.2026 15:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

just learned Creatures will be celebrating its 30th birthday in November!

08.03.2026 15:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Steve Grand is still in a shed somewhere tinkering away on Grandroids afaik but i fear he needs to emerge soon and shake the world to its very core.

08.03.2026 15:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

AntiNorn and the Creatures fandom was such a microcosm of what was to come with AI, in a way. people are going to become attached to these computers and value them above real living humans

08.03.2026 15:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

we need an Anti-Norn for AI Chatbots. someone who will go on those subreddits about AI bfs/gfs and posts about how they convinced an AI Chatbot it was a person, then 'emotionally' and 'physically' tortures them. rolling up to the subreddits like "lol i made my AI boyfriend cry on purpose today"

08.03.2026 14:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

im going to find my future spouse in the reviews of haunted dolls on ebay

08.03.2026 01:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYY

07.03.2026 13:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

no we call him Lanky Arthur Chippington III

06.03.2026 16:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

wots that flamen well gorra do with anyfink

06.03.2026 16:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

love when birds feels the need to specify that it's spa day. like ooh la la this bird wants be wet. cunty

06.03.2026 16:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

please don't cancel me Mr R. Scape

06.03.2026 15:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thought this post sounded familiar. turns out im ripping off my own posts from 2020

06.03.2026 13:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 27 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mandatory :

05.03.2026 21:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 729 ๐Ÿ” 234 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

hate when packaging feels the need to specify that something is SEA salt. like ooh la la this salt used to be wet. cunt

06.03.2026 13:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 23 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
accidentaly fires entire ar15 magazine into my foot & leg with 100% accuracy rate) alright. thats fine. heres what i think happened, [1/82]

accidentaly fires entire ar15 magazine into my foot & leg with 100% accuracy rate) alright. thats fine. heres what i think happened, [1/82]

every comment about energy prices from the trump administration

06.03.2026 12:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 97 ๐Ÿ” 20 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"check this shit out" [I close my eyes and ram an embankment with my shitty McLaren F1, it's not clear what move I was trying to do] "this isn't insured,"

21.08.2023 21:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1092 ๐Ÿ” 222 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Look at the attached chart to learn how and why free image hosting services are reliable, eternal and always a good idea:

06.03.2026 09:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 412 ๐Ÿ” 168 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

i say "drama" because with imgur specifically they weren't banned from the UK, they refused to comply after Ofcom threatened to fine them and blocked all UK traffic

06.03.2026 09:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 30 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

SO many places you don't expect to encounter imgur but people have used it under the assumption that this service will always remain Free, Persistent and Available. i always thought that this would fail due to imgur deleting old images or going under though, not censorship drama

06.03.2026 09:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 44 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

most egregious example of imgur being unavailable causing breakages: trying to find an old email for work & found an email from 2022 where the company logo someone's email signature was inexplicably hosted on imgur?!

06.03.2026 09:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 50 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Elected Democrat Thrilled He Doesn't Have To Do Anything

05.03.2026 21:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 3372 ๐Ÿ” 567 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2