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No longer in good standing with the New York State bar My newsletter: StringinaMaze.net

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06.03.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 1147 πŸ” 158 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 1

It’s not disingenuous to point out that the NYT did not run a single front page story of the Minab bombing. You don’t dispute this claim because it’s true. And the story that you reference on your webpage does not attribute blame to US/Israel and frames it as an allegation by β€œIranian state media”

06.03.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 3355 πŸ” 778 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 17

this has nothing to do with being bougie. if you wake up every time you turn your head at night for a month straight, $200 on a pillow will feel like nothing.

05.03.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 497 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 6

i already dropped $200 on one from Parachute so my next one actually has to be more

05.03.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

please do not offer recommendations, this is my journey

05.03.2026 18:02 πŸ‘ 667 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 3

a big part of being 40 is having terrible neck pain and then spending increasingly large amounts of money in search of the perfect pillow

05.03.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 1613 πŸ” 65 πŸ’¬ 128 πŸ“Œ 36

"so what are we doing today? normal haircut?"
"no."

05.03.2026 17:31 πŸ‘ 164 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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B******t Jobs Podcast Episode Β· If Books Could Kill Β· March 5 Β· 1h

Episode 50: Bullshit Jobs

An anthropologist proffers a theory about fake jobs, and two professional podcasters weigh in.

05.03.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 558 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 63 πŸ“Œ 42
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230 - The Traitors (feat. Peter Shamshiri) Podcast Episode Β· The Worst of All Possible Worlds Β· March 4 Β· 2h 24m

joined the @worstpossible.world crew to talk about the biggest news of the moment: season 4 of The Traitors

05.03.2026 00:19 πŸ‘ 167 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1
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TWOAPW #230: THE TRAITORS. @notalawyer.bsky.social joins us to walk through the biggest reality show franchise of the 2020s and the US version's blockbuster fourth season

04.03.2026 19:29 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2
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Hollow Opposition On Iran, top Democrats only have procedural concerns

I wrote about how Democratic leadership has abandoned the moral high ground on Iran, and how it has left them toothless when opposing Trump.

03.03.2026 22:55 πŸ‘ 1988 πŸ” 277 πŸ’¬ 52 πŸ“Œ 25

not a big deal for the rams to overpay a bit here, they're going all in on the next couple of years

04.03.2026 21:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

rumor has it he's asking for ~$30M, which for a slot corner just feels like an overpay to me generally.

04.03.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

great trade for both teams. mcduffie is a great slot corner but he's about to be overpaid, which the chiefs can't afford to do and the rams can.

04.03.2026 20:34 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0
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03.03.2026 23:08 πŸ‘ 403 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1
Jeff Fecke quoting my newsletter piece saying β€œHeavily implied in this article is that Peter is a goat fucker.”

Jeff Fecke quoting my newsletter piece saying β€œHeavily implied in this article is that Peter is a goat fucker.”

for posterity

04.03.2026 03:37 πŸ‘ 687 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 3

you didn’t know about the ethnicity i mentioned in the piece you’re responding to and directly quoting from?

04.03.2026 03:30 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

now generally speaking if i write about being Iranian and then someone cracks a joke about me being a β€œgoat fucker” in response i’d say that person is just an old fashioned racist

04.03.2026 03:01 πŸ‘ 1692 πŸ” 54 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 0
I will add one last thought. Many of the responses from Democratic lawmakers and liberal commentators (even the good ones) contain some ambivalence - some hope that perhaps the fall of the Iranian regime, even at the hands of Donald Trump, will be for the best. I understand why. I am the son of an Iranian immigrant. Ultimately I want freedom, democracy, and dignity for the Iranian people. The problem is that I've seen the American government promise all of those things a hundred times, and I've never seen them deliver it once.

I will add one last thought. Many of the responses from Democratic lawmakers and liberal commentators (even the good ones) contain some ambivalence - some hope that perhaps the fall of the Iranian regime, even at the hands of Donald Trump, will be for the best. I understand why. I am the son of an Iranian immigrant. Ultimately I want freedom, democracy, and dignity for the Iranian people. The problem is that I've seen the American government promise all of those things a hundred times, and I've never seen them deliver it once.

one more excerpt

03.03.2026 23:49 πŸ‘ 615 πŸ” 94 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

no

03.03.2026 23:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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03.03.2026 23:08 πŸ‘ 403 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1
Schumer and Jeffries are crying for more procedure, but the lack of the procedure is the point. Fascists cast it aside for its weakness. Prominent Democrats have been castigating the Islamic Republic as a dangerous threat for decades; Trump is simply manifesting their rhetoric into reality. He is offering a purer form of their own politics.

Schumer and Jeffries are crying for more procedure, but the lack of the procedure is the point. Fascists cast it aside for its weakness. Prominent Democrats have been castigating the Islamic Republic as a dangerous threat for decades; Trump is simply manifesting their rhetoric into reality. He is offering a purer form of their own politics.

03.03.2026 22:57 πŸ‘ 321 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 5
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Hollow Opposition On Iran, top Democrats only have procedural concerns

I wrote about how Democratic leadership has abandoned the moral high ground on Iran, and how it has left them toothless when opposing Trump.

03.03.2026 22:55 πŸ‘ 1988 πŸ” 277 πŸ’¬ 52 πŸ“Œ 25

imagine how incoherent her unfiltered thoughts were

01.03.2026 19:39 πŸ‘ 226 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

really speaks to the sad state of journalism that a reporter wouldn’t just ask this slobbering moron what one thing has to do with the other.

01.03.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 1665 πŸ” 143 πŸ’¬ 48 πŸ“Œ 1

yeah call me an idealist but my perfect statement would in fact mention the suffering of Iranians you dumb piece of shit

01.03.2026 05:37 πŸ‘ 284 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

this isn't the worst of the Democrats' statements, but statements like this are a stark reminder that to many people, the real issue with the Iraq War was that Americans died. everything else is a footnote.

01.03.2026 05:05 πŸ‘ 1863 πŸ” 236 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 4

love this one but i wish they’d move the date window to 6 o’clock, it’s screaming for symmetry

01.03.2026 02:52 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

if you ever catch me in this watch you’ll know that i’ve done an Ocean’s 11

01.03.2026 02:31 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

yeah but i struggle to watch it because his collection makes me want to die

01.03.2026 02:29 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0