⋆✺ mary tales ✺⋆

*casual by Chappell Roan softly plays in the background *

The croissants are carbs and the eggs are protein, so it is a balanced breakfast.

I always do the bacon Gruyère ones, and throw those in the air fryer at 400 for 15 minutes (I like them a bit crispier), quarter those and throw each one into a croissant.

You could eat one and be satisfied (and save the other to be heated up the next day), but you could also eat both if you want.

Okay, but making little breakfast sandwiches with the Kirkland brand egg bites and the Costco croissants will improve your mornings.

Also the Costco tiramisu is absolutely to die for.

Twitter going down as the fascist parade gets going can’t be a coincidence

Man, I was out in L.A. today and there was a big crowd of people angry about the hockey team, they must really suck right now

Okay, I'm going to repeat my Lorde/Weezer theory:

1st album: The big one with all the hits
2nd album: The beloved fan favorite that didn't sell very well
3rd album: The dippy happy one that split the fanbase

So if I have this right, the next video should have the Muppets in it

TASTE

"HAHAHAHA, your face is getting eaten by leopards, that's what you get for voting for the Leopards Eating Faces party lol you fucking dumbasses, lmao"
--Me as my face gets eaten

Invisible Strjng mayhaps?

Twitter being down on McLennon Monday is actually so homophobic

I love Travis, but one of my brother’s HS friends plays for the eagles, so I had to do a dual look

Oh, HARD AGREE

THANK YOU MICHALA ❤️💚

Thank you Brit!!! 💚❤️

Happy Super (Hater) Bowl day!!!!

Let’s go Kendrick!!!

Let’s go Birds!!!!

Let’s go Taylor’s Boyfriend!!!!!!

(I don’t own anything Chiefs-related, so Beatles sweatshirt it is)

And he’s doing a good job following them

Tony Evers doesn’t know what to do, but boy is he going to follow what the other dem governors are doing

Thank you so much! Ivy is absolutely precious!!!

Everything Is Awful, But At Least We've Got Muppets - ToughPigs When we need a little hope (or a little distraction), the Muppets deliver.

Struggling with all the awful things happening in the world? We are too. So as always, we're looking to the Muppets for ways to cope and to remind ourselves that we are not alone.

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Genuinely can’t believe this has been up for 3 days and I’m just discovering it. The Taylor bunny with glitter freckles, the bears tour poster, Andy Reid bear with a burger 😭😭 how adorable

As best you can, ignore him.

I’ve waited 50 years to see War sing “Why Can’t We Be Friends” with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and today that dream came true 🥲

Us neurodivergent girlies during the holiday season. 12 days of masking. 💀

a carpeted bedroom that is completely empty except for a DDR soft dance pad and a copy of DDRMAX2 sitting on the floor

#FemaleLivingSpace

happy mclennon monday #beatlesky

Remembering Freddie Mercury, who left us 33 years ago today ❤️

Six people (Nova, Gav, Kate, Richard, Moomin, and Lucy) laughing and holding little Sesame Street decorative train cars around a messy folding table in a small room.

I gave everyone at Friendsgiving a numbered Sesame-themed decorative train car. They tried to pose for a nice photo with their cars and predictably fell to pieces laughing. It’s much better this way.

A set of railroad tracks with parts of them set on fire as a commuter train prepares to cross.

It has snowed in Chicago and YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! Time to remind everyone that we light our train tracks on fire to prevent the switches from freezing.