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@notya.lc

texpat in nyc. professional airline nerd. you may remember me from such handles as @dfwclayton on twitter and insta. he/him

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The year is 2027. After the tragic death of Lady Camden in a tea kettle explosion, RuPaul's Drag Race Season 14 is down to 5 finalists.
21:35 • 3/11/22

clayton @dfwclayton X.com The year is 2027. After the tragic death of Lady Camden in a tea kettle explosion, RuPaul's Drag Race Season 14 is down to 5 finalists. 21:35 • 3/11/22

relevant to this season, too

07.03.2026 03:10 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Two piece swimsuit and a biscuit

07.03.2026 01:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a woman is standing in front of a sign that says the paul restaurant Alt: Makes me want a hot dog real bad
07.03.2026 00:36 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve heard of Lower Wacker. And (DuSable) Lake Shore Drive

06.03.2026 22:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

All 3 of them!

06.03.2026 22:56 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s Chicago

06.03.2026 22:49 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Did anyone actually get the $92 tickets or were those the magical disappearing ones

06.03.2026 17:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I know 😩

05.03.2026 23:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

take the IRT

05.03.2026 22:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My prescription for fixing these men:
- 90 day internet detox, cold turkey
- recurring supply of weed and probably Vyvanse
- assure them it's okay to bounce on their boys' meat without shame

05.03.2026 15:59 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

who’s a good boy?

05.03.2026 03:24 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
05.03.2026 02:28 👍 34 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
HERE'S THAT ATTENTION YOU ORDERED

HERE'S THAT ATTENTION YOU ORDERED

05.03.2026 02:21 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Come For Me (Unlocked) [feat. Khalid & Lucky Daye] by Alicia Keys on Apple Music Song · 2021 · Duration 3:29

music.apple.com/us/album/com...

05.03.2026 01:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Rihanna (feat. Calvin Harris):

05.03.2026 01:50 👍 18 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Clonazepamela

05.03.2026 00:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Apretrudy
Victarvy
Ozempia
Mounjarvis
Wellbutrina

05.03.2026 00:15 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Do you, or do you not feel Boniva?

05.03.2026 00:08 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I see you’ve either talked to my therapist(s) or borne witness to my social media presence

05.03.2026 00:04 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

there was that one Sunday at the old Dallas Eagle but I think it topped out (so to speak) at 5 or 6

04.03.2026 23:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

eight full ends, I’ve seen this film

04.03.2026 23:43 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Wow @normajenningsstan.bsky.social really outmugged everyone here. Happy birthday!! 🎈

04.03.2026 18:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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praying they don't fix the headline

www.kctv5.com/video/2026/0...

04.03.2026 14:16 👍 604 🔁 114 💬 13 📌 11

bsky.app/profile/noty...

04.03.2026 03:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I feel Talarico in this hair

04.03.2026 03:31 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

How do you lose a D? You forget to care for her

03.03.2026 01:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Joel Dicker? Joel hardly knows ‘er

03.03.2026 01:19 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

MC Roth Backdoor

02.03.2026 02:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

well this works out great because my MOUTH SIZE is also large compared to the male population

02.03.2026 01:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Fuck my pussy with a rake mom!

Fuck my pussy with a rake mom!

pussy on your rake

01.03.2026 23:44 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0