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Eu escrevo coisas com duplo sentido sem querer.

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painting of a super comfortable chick lying on a comically large bed watching a frog on television

painting of a super comfortable chick lying on a comically large bed watching a frog on television

A chick watching a 3-hour video essay about a lost episode of a TV show that was canceled before his egg hatched.

07.03.2026 11:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 184 ๐Ÿ” 38 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Porรฉm, se for o caso dos protags estarem no poder, eles sรฃo manipulados pelo sistema corrupto a quem eles obedecem e, em certo ponto da trama, se convertem para o lado dos oprimidos.

06.03.2026 18:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

P E L E L E C A

05.03.2026 23:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 573 ๐Ÿ” 126 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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Buenos dรญas !

Microbio panzรณn patas largas les manda saludos ๐Ÿ˜ฝ

04.03.2026 13:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1730 ๐Ÿ” 124 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

SAMURAI CHAMPLOO

that's the tweet.

04.03.2026 19:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My 9 Games | ็งใ‚’ๆง‹ๆˆใ™ใ‚‹9ใคใฎใ‚ฒใƒผใƒ  ใ‚ใชใŸใใฎใ‚‚ใฎใงใ‚ใ‚‹9ๆœฌใฎใ‚ฒใƒผใƒ ใ‚’ใ‚ทใ‚งใ‚ขใ—ใ‚ˆใ†ใ€‚

Meus 9 joguinho. Faltou D&D: Chronicles of Mystara alรญ, que reรบne os jogos de arcade de D&D dos anos 90.

my9games.com/s/90dfcd2d8b...

04.03.2026 19:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

NรƒรƒรƒรƒรƒO

03.03.2026 18:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is the most 80s thing I've ever read about a cartoon.

02.03.2026 13:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tem um gato dentro da minha calรงa.

02.03.2026 13:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Pearl in a delivery uniform, running with a box of Fish Stew Pizza which has been cracked open to reveal a full-cheeked and smug looking Amethyst. Presumably she has eaten the pizza, and will cause Pearl to lose her job. Steven's future is in jeopardy. Assuming he doesn't fall back on his fabulously wealthy father.

Pearl in a delivery uniform, running with a box of Fish Stew Pizza which has been cracked open to reveal a full-cheeked and smug looking Amethyst. Presumably she has eaten the pizza, and will cause Pearl to lose her job. Steven's future is in jeopardy. Assuming he doesn't fall back on his fabulously wealthy father.

#StevenUniverse #Pearl #Amethyst

02.03.2026 05:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 2106 ๐Ÿ” 367 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A t-shirt with the text 'Alpha Male' and a kitten and butterflies below it.

A t-shirt with the text 'Alpha Male' and a kitten and butterflies below it.

My new favourite t-shirt just got ordered.

27.02.2026 10:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 348 ๐Ÿ” 60 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Thanks @bsky.app . My complains in this format have, aparently, worked. There are no more boomer political comics on my timeline because I'm no longer looking at the discover tab, and actually looking at the following tab. And now I realize the problem isn't fixed at all.

02.03.2026 12:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Podiam processar todos eles por antecipaรงรฃo de campanha, nรฃo?

02.03.2026 11:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

1. You are. You are a USian.
2. I don't know.
3. Yes. Just for you cunts. Read the room.

02.03.2026 11:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"USians" รฉ o caralho. Chama de "Gringo" mesmo.

02.03.2026 11:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Final Fantasy IX - Freya Crescent
Artist: ใ„ใฃใ™ใ‚“ๅธฝๅญ (Issun bลshi)

24.02.2026 11:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 517 ๐Ÿ” 128 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

@bsky.app I really do not want boomer political comics on my timeline anymore. How many do I need to tag as "show less" for it to be gone from my "discover" tab?

25.02.2026 12:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

J'ZARGO MY BELOVED!!!!

25.02.2026 12:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bah, pode crรช

23.02.2026 19:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Burnout tem cura?

23.02.2026 19:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Numa preguiรงa TREMENDA hoje o dia todo. Nem tirar soneca conseguiu tirar essa sensaรงรฃo.

Aliรกs... tirar soneca tem me deixado COM AINDA MAIS SONO ultimamente. Ou to velho, ou nรฃo me curei do burnout.

23.02.2026 19:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Po @bsky.app eu curti UMA charge de crรญtica polรญtica bem naquele estilo tradicional dos estragunidense e isso bastou pra teu algoritmo ENCHER minha timeline disso! NรƒO, POR FAVOR. CHEGA.

23.02.2026 18:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I remember seeing littlefoot in school when I was 4 or 5 and it wrecked me lol

20.02.2026 20:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Bodia

20.02.2026 11:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 581 ๐Ÿ” 103 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

A รบnica coisa que falta aqui no bsky รฉ aquele vรญdeo...

HOMEIS. Queimei a vรญla. Destruam o tempo dรช aTรŠnas. Destua turu y tolos. Vamos saldaRRR nosso. senhor. aRes. Vamos omeis, acebei COTUDO.

20.02.2026 12:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Vou criar arte estilo Romero Britto com IA e vender

20.02.2026 02:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tu รฉs um anjo! Muito obrigado!

20.02.2026 00:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tenho como comprar um, mesmo nรฃo tendo sido apoiador?

19.02.2026 20:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Indรญgenas pulam no rio e ocupam balsa da Cargill em protesto no Tapajรณs O protesto dos povos indรญgenas do Tapajรณs, em frente ร s instalaรงรตes da empresa global Cargill, em Santarรฉm, no Parรก, completa 28 dias

"Indรญgenas pularam no rio Tapajรณs e ocuparam uma balsa da empresa Cargill durante um protesto fluvial realizado nesta quinta-feira, 19, em Santarรฉm, no Estado do Parรก."
O Tapajรณs รฉ fonte de alimento, cultura, espiritualidade e sustento.
revistacenarium.com.br/indigenas-pu...

19.02.2026 19:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 363 ๐Ÿ” 133 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

Lembrei de uns amigos...

19.02.2026 20:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0