Mohawk Johnson

The government that inspired you to be racist to me is not in this room with us. These hands however….

“When are you going to stop talking about money?” When I make a livable wage off of comedy. If you pressed yo boss about not paying you the way you press me for surviving the same capitalism you’re in you’d have a house by now ho ass nigga!

Tf I gotta do to get SZA to like my shit? I be going viral. I been going viral longer than y’all have. I be going viral on purpose. I be finely crafting my shit. It’s not fucking fair!

I will never not have rage

It is literally more lucrative for white people to be racist than for me to be talented and consistent.

I dead ass live in a world where I struggle trying to convince an audience of half a million people that maybe 2k of them should hop on the Patreon for $2 a month but a white woman can call a child the nword and crowdfund hundreds of thousands of dollars.

If you don’t read a book a month you shouldn’t be rapping. You don’t know enough words and you aren’t good at using the ones you do. Turn that weak shit off and go to the library.

The government is run by mfs who push mongo

I would like to believe it’s the condition but given how yall act when anyone else says it how can I and would not even matter? If it was on purpose you would give him money. A lot of it at that. The distrust we live in is your fault.

That slur is a career making million dollar word for white people and y’all’s demand to immediately forgive without any acknowledgement of that makes this conversation harder because no matter who says it and why the answer is the same; black people are required to be quiet while you harm us.

Woman calls a kid the word at a park, y’all fund raise her half a million dollars and tell us it’s just a word. White girl on a train yells it at a group a week ago, y’all call her the subway queen and start giving her money while calling us sensitive.

Black people would probably be able to hear y’all more about the man with Tourette’s yelling the n word if y’all would stop rewarding racists for saying

I will like that thirst trap. I will heart eyes comment on it too.

And then turned around to all feel collective rage and sorrow because monkeys were mean to another monkey.

You cannot convince me that white people collectively aren’t fundamentally evil

Not to ruin it with woke but white people got on the internet and said Philando Castile, Trayvon Martin, Tony McDade, Sandra Bland, Rekia Boyd, Breonna Taylor and many others deserved to get shot, cheered when children were being ripped away from their parents by ICE -

Somebody said “you are what you eat” to me today and I got upset.

I don’t want to be discharge

I will never forgive the internet for showing me who Clavicular is against my will

Y’know the king of Hawaii made these

Fucked the whole country up because THEY don’t actually get jobs the right way

White people think DEI is the same as the nepotism they benefit from. They think a job actually being forced to read my application, NOT HIRE ME JUST READ MY APPLICATION, is the same as when their dad knew a guy who knew a guy and it never was

Greg Bovino looking real catchable outside rn

Giving me extra nuggets is working class solidarity

I have an esteem about my art, time and being that is usually only retained by white men performing a task with no experience who “read about it on Facebook” and a lot of yall do not like that

A legal gun owning white man was killed by ICE

The second amendment “what if we need to stop the government” crowd is silent

The NRA is silent

The “school shootings are fake. We need our guns” crowd is silent

The don’t tread on me crowd is getting tread on

Two days ago a neo-nazi was getting beaten up in Minneapolis by protestors he harassed and black and brown men who were among the protestors saved him. Today we all woke up and different neo-nazis shot a man.

What did we learn class?

Lost my mind yesterday
Lost my voice today

I sure do hope my virginity is next

How many times does the onion have to not hire me for a job I am extremely qualified for before I am allowed to talk shit about them without it ruining my career?

“They have guns. What if they shoot?”

You are literally at a protest because they shot someone. It’s too late for that.

Y’all’s abject refusal to even consider a conversation about proportionally escalated tactics is going to get you all imprisoned or killed.

“What if they enact martial law”

They already are. There are armed federal agents going door to door. We are there already

“We can’t hit them. That’s what they want”

No it isn’t, that’s not how abusers work. They attack people in groups. They attack who they perceive as weak. They are cowards.

And I still hate JK Rowling. This meme is better than naming a Chinese girl two Korean last names.