As someone who's been playing it since it originally released and started a new save with every single update (*shakes cane* I remember a time before vertical lifts!)
Yes, yes it is.
Ok, Golden Nugget wasn't bad, but I've only been there once. Have you tried Griddle 24? I ate there a few times pre-pandemic
Ok, you've gotta dm me some of them because I've been looking for something 24 hour that isn't IHOP, which, don't get me wrong, but sometimes you want something else
The bandana is a great look. Hopefully it gets the attention it deserves soon
Everything reminds me of that night
How'd you get this pic of me‽
Jesus, for the first time in eons I ... I had to tap out...
Few things make me as proud as hearing "oh no....fuuuuuuuuuuck...holy shit I've never cum that hard"
*suspicious crash in the background*
...uh.... ignore that...
Good for you! Stick with a reasonable fuel. Learn from my mistakes. Don't go down rabbit holes.
Well, Saturday is BellyUp at Jackhammer. Might not quite be your scene but...
Holy shit, that moment when it finally clicks and you realize the colors of the pan flag can be used to create any color
Look, I never said I was smart.
My go-to was always a Double Charco Cheeseburger basket, foot long coney dog, and a jumbo rootbeer, no ice.
Be sure to rhyme "thong" and "shlong"
Right, time to disguise my whoreness with a thin veneer of normalcy and professionalism.
Orange is a good color 😉
I saw that!
But what if they're like hydras? Four leggies becomes eight!
Exactly! You should say "Break FOUR legs!" instead
I've just gotta climb under here and fix some wires. I sure hope my pants don't slide off.
Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.
Damn it, things aren't supposed to awaken in me like that >.>
I mean, these events I'm straight up in an orange jockstrap and nothing else. I *thought* that signaled intentions but alas.
Fuck... Is this whole "unapproachable/intimidating" thing related to people at cons wanting to "climb me like a tree" but never actually telling me? Because that makes sense and is mildly distressing.
I don't know how to fix this. I never realized it was an issue.
Now here's the real question, are they actually fortunes, or just affirmations and faux-philosophical phrases?
Part of me is thinking of just getting a nametag sticker that says
"<Name>
Friendly
Bottom"
Maybe that would combat my ...everything
Ok, I need to switch up tactics because that's two bar events in a row now that I've not had a lot of luck *and* specifically been told I seemed unapproachable. Trying to come up with ideas other than "get a pup hood" because, while that's planned, it's not really happening until May.
*sliiiiiiides up beside you* Hey there
You can be a genuine, loyal, and good-hearted person. And you can also be dirty, horny little sex monster. They are not mutually exclusive.
If this isn't me I don't know what is
