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Joakim Carlgren

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Android, Kids, Dog, London/Sweden, ADHD, Homo. Work: instructing robot lawnmowers to take over the world.

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line go down

line go down

felt like we could all use a pick-me-up

06.03.2025 17:51 πŸ‘ 14632 πŸ” 1577 πŸ’¬ 577 πŸ“Œ 165

It is obvious but worth repeating that regimes built on lies survive only as long as they can suppress truth. The promotion of complicit media (alternative facts) & denigration of objective media (facts) is not just desirable but essential. This process is being turbo-charged in the USA right now.

26.02.2025 17:53 πŸ‘ 2341 πŸ” 506 πŸ’¬ 92 πŸ“Œ 12
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21.02.2025 20:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's the blob thing that's essential.

11.02.2025 14:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

@sebastiano.dev only you would know this, but how can I get/use/find the yellow blob emojis?

No rush or anything, it's just a life or death situation. Or maybe cake or death, can't remember

11.02.2025 12:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I've put decompose on the back burner because it felt conceptually too far off what I was used to, but will play around with it

08.02.2025 17:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Jetpack are missing both those as well, even though I've seen the pr that adds predictive back...

08.02.2025 15:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Out of the many options for navigation in a multiplatform context, what would the obvious choice be if you want something stable and "feature complete"? And are there any of the options which makes navigating "behave natively" on iOS specifically?

#cmp #multiplatform

08.02.2025 13:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

This is your daily reminder that both Merrick Garland and Mitch McConnell can go fuck themselves forever and ever.

05.02.2025 13:41 πŸ‘ 34016 πŸ” 5232 πŸ’¬ 1105 πŸ“Œ 281
Erik in a meeting, even during our coffee break. All work, no fun

Erik in a meeting, even during our coffee break. All work, no fun

Driving miss Daisy down to the head office. @hellman.io has been taking meetings for an hour so far, effectively preventing me from playing my shit music.

Kinda rude, probably homophobic*

*If you saw my playlist you'd understand

14.01.2025 10:20 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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13.01.2025 17:13 πŸ‘ 72852 πŸ” 19700 πŸ’¬ 1984 πŸ“Œ 1114

Lovely.

13.01.2025 06:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can't find... Yet

13.01.2025 05:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Good point :D

The problem is, ALWAYS, patriarchy.

13.01.2025 05:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I need recommendations for a new song, suitable for repeat listening until the dopamine rewards taper off.

12.01.2025 11:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My new year's resolution is to not buy a single thing from Amazon. Killing prime membership as the first step.

I'm so grass-roots today

12.01.2025 11:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

5...4...3...2...1... You need to upgrade your account to use this feature.

12.01.2025 11:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
What AI thinks a manually operated mangle looks like

What AI thinks a manually operated mangle looks like

Using the mangle* in our communal laundry** made me realize that there's been little to no innovation, or technological advancement in the 40 years since I last used one. In fact, making it electric just made it more failure prone.

*The sheet-flattening thing

**Laundry room but with communism

12.01.2025 10:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Teaching her card games I've played half my life, and not letting her win.

#parenting

11.01.2025 19:11 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Mark Zuckerberg Defends Decision To Fly Confederate Flag At Facebook Headquarters MENLO PARK, CAβ€”Claiming that the banner embodied the spirit of the company’s values, Mark Zuckerberg defended his controversial decision Friday to fly a Confederate flag at the Facebook headquarters. ...
11.01.2025 18:05 πŸ‘ 57784 πŸ” 11302 πŸ’¬ 2216 πŸ“Œ 1091
Image of the actual cake planted on Anita's face during some press event where she most likely spewed homophobic nonsense. Rainbow backdrop and oranges as decoration.

Image of the actual cake planted on Anita's face during some press event where she most likely spewed homophobic nonsense. Rainbow backdrop and oranges as decoration.

Anita Bryant died in December. In case you had not heard.

For more good news or other LGBTQI trivia, follow my account.

11.01.2025 14:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hiring ancient developers like myself will ensure your UI scales well enough to encompass accessibility-resized text.

Ignoring the need for glasses once your vision degrades, means scaling up the text.

Apps are awful at handling this.

09.01.2025 11:44 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I read this thinking bluesky was trying some auto-translation feature. :D

07.01.2025 22:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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so if I'm understanding the tech-bro position correctly, it's this

27.12.2024 18:54 πŸ‘ 71109 πŸ” 12784 πŸ’¬ 1641 πŸ“Œ 628

@danabra.mov can't find an issue reported for this, has it been addressed already?

27.12.2024 11:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bsky Notification deeplinks are broken on Android. Maybe time for some automated ui tests on the merge-to-main pipeline :)

27.12.2024 11:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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27.12.2024 11:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'd like to say I've done loads of CMP the last few days, but in reality I've just done compose in a project with a messier gradle setup.

#kmp #cmp

26.12.2024 08:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I ate too much again, and now I'm one with the sofa

25.12.2024 21:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sliced bagels?

23.12.2024 15:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0