Sean T. Collins

Pentarou the penguin gunning something down

GOKUJŌ PARODIUS
KONAMI 1994
SUPER FAMICOM

Shin Kazama shot down

U.N. SQUADRON
CAPCOM 1991
SNES

'Vladimir' Episode 5 recap: The mad professor It’s fascinating and funny to watch sex turn the narrator into the proverbial Absent-Minded Professor.

In episode 5 of Vladimir, the cocks come home to roost.

'Vladimir' Episode 4 recap: Put on your red pants and dance the blues As Vladimir becomes a bigger and bigger feature of our protagonist’s mental landscape, other things start falling by the wayside.

One of the most fascinating aspects of Vladimir is that the Rachel Weisz's character's marriage to John Slattery is open but not unhappy, not even during a show about her falling hard for a younger man. How often do you see that on TV?

'Monarch: Legacy of Monsters' Season 2 Episode 2 recap: Splash of the Titan The Great God of the Sea has truly blessed us with a bountiful catch.

With the herky-jerky plotting of the season premiere in the rearview, this week's episode of Monarch delivers what you want an episode of Monarch to deliver: Mari Yamamoto and Wyatt Russell making eyes at each other, Anna Sawai growling "Try me, you little bastard," and monsters monsters monsters

'Vladimir' Episode 4 recap: Put on your red pants and dance the blues As Vladimir becomes a bigger and bigger feature of our protagonist’s mental landscape, other things start falling by the wayside.

One of the most fascinating aspects of Vladimir is that the Rachel Weisz's character's marriage to John Slattery is open but not unhappy, not even during a show about her falling hard for a younger man. How often do you see that on TV?

‘The Pitt’ Season 2, Episode 9 Recap: Family Separation

The Pitt says fuck ICE (gift link)

'Vladimir' Episode 3 recap: Pool party I wonder how long Vladimir can make us see things through our heroine’s besotted eyes.

I'm really enjoying Vladimir in part because personally I think it's great to be made to look at a handsome guy through the eyes of an extremely horny woman. We cishet bros need to feel how the other half lives sometimes.

Frame #3900 from S06 -E14 - Battle Umeboshi Salt Cured Plums-629297

'Vladimir' Episode 3 recap: Pool party I wonder how long Vladimir can make us see things through our heroine’s besotted eyes.

I'm really enjoying Vladimir in part because personally I think it's great to be made to look at a handsome guy through the eyes of an extremely horny woman. We cishet bros need to feel how the other half lives sometimes.

I could never get away with word salad like this in a review of The Pitt

"We here at Target have built the most beloved brand in the interchangeable cheap-treat store space, and we — excuse me, who let those subhumans in here??? — sorry, as I was saying, we have no reason to believe that will change."

'Vladimir' Episode 2 Recap: Meat the Author Vladimir is a secret and dirty delight.

Vladimir's first-person fourth-wall-breaking narration takes some getting used to but before long it feels like you're having drinks with Rachel Weisz while she kisses and tells

'Vladimir' Episode 1 recap: Professor X Cutting, provocative, laught-out-loud funny, and horny as hell?

Vladimir is a very funny, *very* hot show about the deranging power of desire, featuring Rachel Weisz, John Slattery, Leo Woodall, and Jessica Henwick as randy academics who are likeable without being terribly sympathetic — a fascinating approach to sex, and a harder trick than it looks.

'The Beauty' Season 1 finale recap: Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? If they make a booster dose available in the form a second season, we’ll be first in line for a poke.

I reviewed the cliffhanger finale of The Beauty, one of the year's most pleasantly unpleasant TV surprises

'The Beauty' Episode 10 recap: Too little, too late Beauty Day came early.

The Beauty depicts a world with no guardrails, where billionaires can peddle dangerous products to children with no oversight or pushback. Choose your own analogy!

Shelly and Bobby with a gun. Twin Peaks S01E06 - Cooper’s Dreams.

Twin Peaks: Shelly and Bobby with a gun.

[bad B-Real impression]
Markwayne in the Fuck Plane

LEWANDOWSKI: If this is your first flight on Fuck Plane...you have to fuck.

[MARKWAYNE nods.]

‘The Pitt’ Season 2, Episode 9 Recap: Family Separation

The Pitt says fuck ICE (gift link)

now we're talking!

Has anyone else who uses Authory ever discovered it just plain isn't archiving tons of your stuff?

this is what I call all male Italians

if you see this, quote and show me the sketch vs final

'Vladimir' Episode 1 recap: Professor X Cutting, provocative, laught-out-loud funny, and horny as hell?

Vladimir is a very funny, *very* hot show about the deranging power of desire, featuring Rachel Weisz, John Slattery, Leo Woodall, and Jessica Henwick as randy academics who are likeable without being terribly sympathetic — a fascinating approach to sex, and a harder trick than it looks.

'The Beauty' Season 1 finale recap: Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? If they make a booster dose available in the form a second season, we’ll be first in line for a poke.

I reviewed the cliffhanger finale of The Beauty, one of the year's most pleasantly unpleasant TV surprises

'The Beauty' Episode 10 recap: Too little, too late Beauty Day came early.

The Beauty depicts a world with no guardrails, where billionaires can peddle dangerous products to children with no oversight or pushback. Choose your own analogy!

Chrontendo Episode 29 (00:23:58)

we remember the kylie commercial

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