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US issues license authorizing sales of Venezuelan gold - Portland Press Herald
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A billionaire walks into a bar with a dog under its arm.
The bartender says, β€œRuff woof.Yap yap woof ROOF!”
The billionaire chuckles at the obvious joke, then starts to order a drink, but the dog struggles free and mauls it to death.
The dog looks at the bartender and says, β€œThanks for the advice.”

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What if the past presidents had a round table discussion every week about current events on social media. That would put so much sensibility into the chaos that is going on now. Hindsight is always 20/20. Most presidents do not comment on current administrations. I think the times call for it.

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"Noem drugs in that bag" says Kristi. DHS insiders told the Daily Mail the spectacle wasn't about a blanket, but a bag with embarrassing contents.
β€œThis was never about a blanket,” said one. β€œThe blanket was a cover story. The whole thing was really about the bag that was left.” There be rumors.

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Mel Brooks is 99 years and was married to Anne Bancroft for decades.

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ICE goons should self-immolate

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No one has protested against Kristi Noem's firing. On this one thing, all Americans agree.

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This is what Russian oil brings to Ukraine.

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Hey, folks, Congress approved all those cabinet members because they are cowards

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Zelenskyy visits Donbas as Russia prepares spring offensive Read more

#Zelenskyy visits #Donbas as Russia prepares spring offensive
Fri, March 06, 2026 - 23:20

newsukraine.rbc.ua/news/zelensk...

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SATURDAY GIGGLE time!
#jokesters #humor

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This entire century we have been losing rights and whiny ass, mediocre white dudes are going to get voting rights taken from everybody else. The SCOTUS will finally kill the Voting Rights Act. The Dems can rewrite it if they're willing. Fetterman won't vote for it.

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No More Benefit Of The Doubt Last Sunday, we discussed a number of cases pending in front of federal district judges in Minneapolis.

Some judicial opinions have to be read in full, like the one I parse for you to night, from Judge Tunheim in Minneapolis.
open.substack.com/pub/joycevan...

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There are many reasons to use Linux, but one of the newer advantages is that AI is not being forced into the operating system.

07.03.2026 07:23 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Expectation: You use your computer.
Reality: With AI, your computer uses you.

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There was a decision. A decision to push the button or pull the trigger to release the ordnance that killed scores of school girls.

The decision may have gone through a chain of command, but in the end, whoever pushed that button, whoever followed that order: you will pay.

You. Will. Pay.

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Karel from Corridor UA got a pink seal for his constant help. Even the toughest fellas appreciate a little Shore of Life flair. πŸ¦­πŸ’–πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦

07.03.2026 07:28 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

All the news will come out as families attend funerals & start telling their stories to the world.

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Irony Died Laughing...

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I have a copy too & glad I've got it for when I can't afford to pay for services.

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Well spotted!

I was digging around for the DVD today. I knew I had it somewhere, and didn't want to pay for it on Amazon

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My Freyja, who died about age 17-18, 9 years ago this month, was a nose licker.

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