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21⬆️ | πŸ”ž | i yap and hornypost | πŸŠπŸ¦… An altar boy at the Church of Bottom Mihawk β›ͺπŸ›

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razor being friends w the two arguably most chaotic forces of mondstadt (klee and bennett) and acting as their protector makes me feel like crying my fucking eyes out he's such a good boy

06.03.2026 21:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i think i passed.....? maybe.........? strap warrior croc may have blessed my grades

06.03.2026 02:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Trying to do some last minute studying before my midterm but i keep picturing croc wearing a strap on top of his clothes instead

05.03.2026 17:21 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He's so wifey auughhhhhhh crocodile is one lucky man

05.03.2026 17:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

missing my vampire momhawk au lately i want to draw her and her baby again

04.03.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also just made me realize i could project my horrible eczema onto crocodile 🀯

04.03.2026 21:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mihawk also takes care of crocodile's hair and nails. His love language is grooming (like a bird)

04.03.2026 21:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Very meticulous and extremely hydrating because mihawk is the one who started taking care of croc's dry ashy skin as soon as they hooked up that's why croc looks younger now than he did in alabasta ☝️ it's the girlfriend effect

04.03.2026 21:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

or ill wait for film red shanks to get a buff n pull for him so i have at least one of my husbands to play as

04.03.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

debating on if i should just roll for him since it might be a billion more years before we get a new mihawk or crocodile in this dumbass game and all my units are already outdated

04.03.2026 18:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

he's not even ugly lowkey he's actually fine as fuck but STILLLL I WANTED CROSS GUILD INSTEAD

04.03.2026 18:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
04.03.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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how it genuinely feels to have a conversation w ppl who are exponentially cooler than me

02.03.2026 23:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If i angle the cord a certain way it kinda works, she's still kicking!!!! 😀

02.03.2026 21:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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when one side of my headphones finally stops working

02.03.2026 15:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

THEY DID and then waking up in the middle of the night to the most fever dream shit imaginable playing on the tv

02.03.2026 02:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i yearn for monoculture and charmingly shitty infomercials

02.03.2026 01:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

im not the only one who lowkey misses cable tv right

02.03.2026 01:09 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i already have like.....4 in my bedroom...... they all serve very different purposes

02.03.2026 01:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

my problem is that i want more lamps but i simply do not have space for more lamps

02.03.2026 01:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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he needs to fucking let cross guild do something

02.03.2026 00:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I knew mihawk was a squelcher the moment i first laid eyes on him

01.03.2026 03:50 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Stoic bottoms have the squelchiest pussies

01.03.2026 03:35 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's like the opposite of genshin where im bored of everyone being pretty but opbr's meta is being run by uglies with few exceptions and i like me some uglies but CAN WE GET SOME BADDIES IN HERE

01.03.2026 03:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Opbr please don't drop nusjuro as the next EX im tired of the ugly old men hijacking my gacha game

01.03.2026 03:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Stealing this this is fucking frying me

01.03.2026 02:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Poste algo aleatΓ³rio ou vocΓͺ terΓ‘ um marΓ§o pΓ©ssimo.

28.02.2026 23:08 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2
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me thinking i had more days to study before my midterm til i remembered that february only has 28 days

28.02.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

trying to pomodoro my studying rn and 5 minutes doesn't even feel like a break at all........i blinked and it's over

28.02.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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stared at browt so much i had a vision

27.02.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 11276 πŸ” 3903 πŸ’¬ 43 πŸ“Œ 46