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Three panel comic of two people talking. Text reads: WE INVENTED A ROBOT THAT ANSWERS QUESTIONS WE JUST HAVE TO FEED IT 10 BABY GIRAFFES A DAY BUT IT ANSWERS THE QUESTIONS CORRECTLY? OH MY GOODNESS, NO. NO NO NO NO NO
This comic is sublime
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I think I'd be insisting on a face to face apology to you and your boss in front of customers if himself had done that. It's bad enough anyway but at your place of work is unacceptable. Sorry he did that, mate. Men can be total dickheads sometimes.
My SiL is
I told him we're left-wing so we can't vote for Labour anymore. I said every adult in this house is voting Green. And there's five of us. He didn't like it.
He had his little leaflets with Frogface on, as soon as I saw that, there was every need to be rude. He asked why I didn't like Farridge. Jesus Christ! Where to start with that utter mess?
Just had a Deform nutter canvassing knock on my door. His parting words were "there's no need to be rude"
Yes there is. I don't want thick, elderly racists chapping my door, fuck off.
I just remembered I bought a paper ticket because I forgot I'd already done it online. I bet that one is the jackpot. Bound to be. It's my turn to win, surely?
I won the euro millions. £3.90. not even enough for a pint.
My eldest son is a techno whizz kid and he's tried to explain it to me. I do not understand. At all. Mining on a computer for imaginary money? What money? Where's it come from? Who buried it?
Can you please wear thermals tomorrow so it's roasting?
It's nonsense! It doesn't make sense. I am old and I fear change. I don't want to learn new imaginary computer money, I like cold hard cash. This must be what our grandparents were like with decimalisation.
You can't get shitter than a bitcoin grifter
You can't get shitter than a bitcoin grifter
You can't get shitter than a bitcoin grifter
They're the boys to distrust!
He's 10 and wears age 13 to 14. He's the same size shoe as me, five and half or six. He's going to eat me out of house and home. Both his half brothers are over six feet tall.
No idea who it was. Dreadful though. A black woman. My love is your love or something seemed to be the only lyrics. Grim.
Nope. This is awful. I'd rather listen to the foxes shagging. #totp
She wasn't that big. I think they just had to be accompanied. Atticus was 1.39 m age 7. He's always been massive.
What is this shite?
1999 was apparently a very, very bad year #totp
The teenager went on that when she was three. My eldest was twelve and wouldn't go on it 😂 he's the only wussy one, the other three are scared of nothing.
Mum brain innit. Himself gets the hump if Atticus wants my dinner because I just let him have it, I'll get a sandwich or something, but it's just natural to do it. Men love their kids but it's different to how we love them. I'd give them the air in my lungs. Mother's love knows no bounds.
No, I do that. This week I spent a hundred pounds on clothes for me. I never buy clothes. Then I felt guilty and ordered some tamagotchis for Atticus to balance it out.
I can't be doing with wussy kids. No patience with it.
Atticus went on every rollercoaster at Thorpe Park when he was 7. I had to put risers in his trainers because he was a cm too short. He loved it.
My son was too scared to get on it at first. He gets his wussiness from his Dad. He loved it once I convinced him to get on though. Fortunately Atticus is fearless. He's got a double dose, me and my second husband are both feckless as fuck.
We hired scooters in Corfu, I had my 14 year old son on the back of mine, himself had both the girls on his. Zooming around the mountains. We had no insurance on that holiday either. It was fine. We only fell off once.
I have no home insurance, pet insurance. I only have car insurance because the bastards nick you if you don't. It's such a con. Paying thousands for something that might not even happen. I'm a gambler, I like life on the edge. I ate chicken that was still a bit frozen earlier. Peril, love it.
I fucking hate insurance bastards. If I break my arm they'll comb through my medical history and say "you didn't tell us about this bullshit blood test you had in 2002, we're not paying" when it's fuck all to do with my broken arm. The cnuts.
I just had to pay for travel insurance that I can't claim on because I didn't put any of my health conditions on it because I can't even remember all of them. But wanted it in case Atticus hurts himself. If I hurt myself I'll just codeine like mad and suck it up until we get home.
