Jenerally Feckless

Excellent work, keep it up. I hope you have a council bleed kit? Sellotape and loo roll.

Good luck. Navigating healthcare as a woman is a nightmare. I had a total hysterectomy and as a result an overnight menopause. Nobody mentioned HRT, I had to beg and fight for it. A man goes to the Dr with a headache and they do 8 different scans and tests 😑

*Sees unhappy cat with claw stuck in arm of sofa*

"Let me help you there, my friend."

*Gently and patiently rescues cat from its uncomfortable predicament, with enormous care*

Cat (leaving): "I will never forgive you for this, for as long as I live.

Look at the picture below. That is a three-million-dollar missile, fired from a two-hundred-million-dollar jet that costs twenty thousand an hour to fly. They use it to destroy people living on ten dollars a day. The world is completely sick.

Unbelievable 😏👇

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Chug some piriton.

Horsefly? Looks big

I just don't understand why it bugs them so much. Unless they're all projecting and protesting too much. It's fucking weird.

I don't have a problem with the trans community. But the community who are overly invested in stranger's genitals, worry me a lot. Mind your business, you creep.

I mean, I am, but why is he so suspicious?

Bought himself some nice beer and ice-cream and now he thinks I'm up to something.

It took me six years each time to get the teenager and Atticus diagnosed. And that's kids! Probably worse cos it's London though. Good luck!

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Want to piss off the Daily Mail? Then vote Green.

A campaign leaflet for Labour Cllr Ray Goodwin in Birmingham. His pose and pork pie hat owe a lot to Dave Angel, eco warrior.

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I was in a fairly good mood for a Monday until I spoke to her too.

I just made a Bolognese for dinner and my fingers stink of garlic. I keep sniffing them because I like it.

I'm just leaving her to it now. I can't help her if she won't let me and nobody is allowed to say anything to him because he's a massive baby and he'll have a shitfit. She made the monster, she can deal with it. But if he hits her I'll fucking do him.

Oh he did that too. That's why I'm reasonably well read, she was always at work and he took delight in torturing me so I spent pretty much all of every school holiday in the local library. He's never read a book in his life, the idiot.

That red miso is alright isn't it? Back on the diet today. My new belt is already on the smallest hole. I should have had more faith in myself and bought a smaller one.

Everything is always my fault. All I did was agree with her 🙄

And guess who got a bollocking for hurting her little baby, innocent angel that can do no wrong? He's older than me too. Urgh. I really don't like him.

I left home age 18 because I couldn't wait to live somewhere where I wasn't a second class citizen. Everything had to be his way or he'd kick off. He used to regularly beat me up. Until I punched him square in the nose and like all bullies he's a fucking coward, he didn't try it again.

He's a fucking baby. Left home age 45 and was back 5 years later with a wife and two kids. Fucking useless.

I'm much more anxious now I hardly drink. When I was drunk most of the time, I wasn't arsed about anything. Kids are odd these days, I blame the internet.

Maybe if they just got shitfaced every now and then, they wouldn't be so anxious.

Apart from two or three miserable old Tory bastards, but they soon fucked off when they realised nobody cared about them. They were in the wrong pub. The wrong town, tbh. Daft old gits.

I cannot wait for that orange paedo to die. It's going to be the best day ever on here. Akin to when Thatcher died, but online. Because I don't go to the pub anymore. Thatcher dying was the most amazing day in the pub. EVERYONE was delighted. Entire place full of happiness.

Are they actually going to lock up wrong uns in it though? I do hope so.