Patches

the stick people in Paint made the PhD >more< believable to us, not less, tbh

using pigeons as a guidance system for our newest air to surface missile system

assigned silly by polycule

Alone in the Loop by paul A game about a tragic time traveler and the burdens they bear alone

hello rpg folks! if you like stories about tragic time travelers trying to change their fates, you might enjoy the solo journaling game I just published on itch! #ttrpg #indierpg #journalinggame thecastlebuilder.itch.io/alone-in-the...

god help you if you miss the printer

“for your safety, this printer comes packaged with a shotgun pre-loaded with one shot. if the printer emits any of the following noises, discharge the included shotgun into the printer IMMEDIATELY. failure to do so may result in grievous bodily harm, exsanguination, and/or death.”

strongly believe that all residences should come equipped with a bottomless pit, yawning abyss, or howling void (builder’s preference). we want a friend

we are going to ignore the linux discourse and instead contemplate feeding the CPU socket different CPUs in case it's just hungry and in need of a snack

"you would think—" no i would not. that is completely unrealistic

i told her where the ham is

photo of two calico cats looking at the camera sitting next to each other on top of a flower shaped perch on a cat tree

they request to know where the ham is

is he just out of fucks to give, or is there some protest going on?

a black cat squishing her head under a laptop charging wire where there isn’t much space

The black cat attempts to find a way around the laptop wire

The black cat attempts to duck under the wire and around my laptop

A black cat emerging from under my laptop stand, ignoring the laws of physics which say she is too fat to do that

Extremely Stealthy Cat Attempts to Sneak onto My Desk

#birds My two favorite birds in one photo--bluebird and Carolina wren.

i measure the success of my estrogen injections by one simple metric: how much i can't figure out where i actually stuck the needle (and where to put the bandaid) because it's not bleeding. the more clueless i am, the better it went

huge mood, we are commonly afflicted by this

the giddy joy of finally figuring out how something mundane in your life works after months of wondering

billions of dollars and thousands of careers later, the tech industry has produced an autocorrect engine that provides no appreciable improvement in typing accuracy, but is substantially more frustrating to interact with

Have you ever seen an angel crash?

No, not that kind of crash, where an errant gust of wind or a Fall sends an angel hurtling into the ground, but an internal crash, a shutdown.

dude why are you keeping skeletons in the closet, are you a bigot or smth? let them come out

Edited WW2 propaganda poster, featuring a furry wolf girl on a trans flag background that says TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS. The poster itself says: "This woman is your FRIEND" "Furry" "She fights for FREEDOM"

because I'm apparently in a spicy mood this morning

hating furries is inherently reactionary and a smokescreen for queerphobia 99% of the time

it’s fucked up that nobody dies on black friday anymore. it used to _mean_ something. people used to _live._ now it’s just…faked discounts and corporatized tradition

excuse us, that 19" rack is ours

fuck “gaslight gatekeep girlboss” we’re gonna enter our “giggle gnaw girlfail” arc

Okay so I already decided i like it enough to pick up a second fountain pen and some inks!

patches has acquired CONTAINERS

a 3d printed hexagonal grid laying on carpet

Finally done with this project! It’s a 3D-printed hexagonal grid wall, essentially a customizable pegboard. It’s composed of 12 grid sections slotted together and then bound with inserts; it’ll be wall-mounted using other inserts on each corner.

kinda want shelves or trays on the sides of the loom

a handwoven project with clasped weft in use, allowing two colors to be used at once

also, clasped weft experiment

a handwoven project on a loom with hemstitching partially finished. a large metal needle is visible.

attempting hemstitching for the first time?