Russell Cohn

I wonder how many misread the prompt and thought the question was to guess AI writing.

Daisy & Peach need to lay off the beer and tomato juice

Do these people realize that a multi polar war with multiple regional powers will lead to more deaths and wars

You see this helmet? "Ham."

Honestly the worst party of the snow storms in NYC was dealing the dog shit people didn’t pick up

Looks like a single engine. Besides the F16 what modern non stealth fighters would that leave?

I would love to see the difference between forms that use algorithmic trading bots vs firms that still rely on HFT bots

So when do we start getting daily press briefings?

There is a reason why a stronger EITC would be better than this shit.

Was this a cap dump by the colts?

I do wonder if there is a timeline for when things like shoplifting or piracy went from things people did but didn’t talk about in public to demanding they have the right to do it

Flacco has a mvp caliber season but still loses in the divisional round

I mean there was a pit stop in Nancy Mace but the creature does not want to talk about that without years of therapy

Ahead of 2028, Sen. Cory Booker to unveil bill to make $75,000 in income tax-free The bill is a marker for the next time Democrats get a chance to rewrite the tax code. The New Jersey senator told NBC News he's keeping the door open to a 2028 presidential bid.

What are we even doing here? The bulk of this is like four trillion dollar regressive tax cut that doesn’t help the poorest families at all and helps the richest the most.

To make it less regressive, he adds like another two trillion in progressive tax cuts that targets families with kids.

I mean only a chaos gremlin would play music from Cats in the office.

Say what you want about NYC but the chances of getting hit by a drone strike are pretty low

We are never building a strong social safety net.

Did something happen or was there a lot of panic buying last night?

I do wonder in past crises how long it took for future months to catch up to the one month contracts. Like December contracts are only up to $75 for now. www.wsj.com/market-data/...

A bunch of you on here voted for this woman instead of Hillary Clinton and still feel the need to share your political thoughts

Would it have killed the graphic designer to flip Georgina and Liam’s position on the poster?

Like also Trump didn’t even run the Bush playbook on Iran. No months of building a case, minimal military build up, no getting an AUMF from congress.

Wait LA isn’t the only city with a gas station specifically built to allow people to complain about gas prices?

Also if he was paying protection money why would guards want to kill him?

Time to Trade Dak

Thinking everyone is a master criminal is probably easier than realizing that everyone was a dumbass on the hype train.

Like the most you probably could have gotten was perjury by lying to congress. Which would have been passed the SOL by the time Obama got into office.

If VA held its elections during midterms he would have never been elected.

Pope Leo X the last pope to become pope before becoming a priest.

With like Pope Gregory X and Pope Alexander VI you could totally do a succession style comedy about the Catholic Church in the Middle Ages and renaissance period