Yerrrr

Joining y'all in 30 min once I'm home

Valve’s Steam Machine may not launch this year “We hope to ship in 2026.”

SSD-RAMageddon is so dire that a company defining product that was announced last year may not even see a release until NEXT year.

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Consoleezza
50 Cent and TI
War in the Middle East
High gas prices
NBA on NBC

THE EARLY 2000s ARE BACK

I have some serious pop culture blind spots bc I did not realize Billy Idol is Kreese from Karate Kid’s doppelgänger.

That show truly never gets old.

Might be time for another Breaking Bad watch.

Not even gonna disagree with you lmao

4pm meeting on a Friday is crazy. I'd respond back "dork!" to whoever created that.

That's what I had and ate the last of 😭😭

“Are you not entertained? It’sa me!”

You never eat the last Reese's cup and think "this is fine. I'm not gonna want anymore any time soon". That just doesn't happen.

Whenever I eat my last Reese's cup, there's always an immediate sense of regret; the wish that I'd saved that final cup for some unknown moment in the future.

“We’re gonna make them say ‘uncle’, and it’ll count just the same if we say ‘ uncle’ for them.

All the 80s players had babies w white women

I’ll buy another box , and stick a few more in the fridge. That way if it did belong to someone else, it’ll be there when they ultimately return for it. And if not, another shake for me.

It’s chocolate peanut butter flavored, which is my protein shake flavor of choice obviously. And it’s been there all week..someone else would have definitely drank it by now.

There’s a protein shake in the work fridge that I’m beginning to think may belong to me, and I just forgot I put it there.

“We don’t want regime change. We just want the regime to change.”

I get annoyed at the car wash line when mfs gotta back up and readjust so I get it.

The most elaborate “deposit faulty check, yank the money before the charge back” scheme ever.

A person that hates spaghetti will hate anything.

not ashamed to say that once upon a time, I had the app on my phone give me a notification whenever the hot light turned on.

pcpartpicker list for an AMD gaming build (1440p) totaling $2800

This was a $1,500 or so build when I first slapped it together.

Lmao this was back in 2007 ish so, everyone had blackberry’s and sidekicks 😭

They coming up with war crimes that haven’t even been considered yet.

That time. 🤭

Also we were fully clothed and hadn’t even done anything that time homeboy popped up.

(Both scenarios involved the same chick btw)

1.5 times. Once, a dude emailed me. Second time, a dude came home while me and shorty were in bed, he huffed then stormed out. Called shorty hollerin while I was laying there, but never said anything to me. Lol.