popper🎉NATE

I was like "oh. Thanks" 😒

🚩 Bartender at a gay bar calling a pup collar a necklace

This is not a popper... This is VCR cleaner. Gotta put that Art History Master's degree to use

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"He's Excited to Meet You" on a church marque sounds like a threat

On the phone: "do you sell poppers?"
Me: "we do not sell poppers we sell VCR cleaner" 😉
Them: *sigh* ok *click*

...

I guess they didn't hear me wink

"I need a full body big booty sex doll I can stuff my Johnson in"

Who tf calls it their Johnson anymore

Locking in til summer 🏝️

Curious to pet play? Join us at Bar:PM from 5pm to 7pm on Saturday March 21st for PET PLAY 101.5! Where our educators will be covering topics like the basics, the history can caring for the gear!

$50 of Legos doesn't stretch like it used to

Or "it looked bigger in the pics you sent me"

"I thought it would be bigger"

- the most devastating thing a man can hear when someone finally sees his fully built Lego set

This erotic poetry book launch party has everything: flute playing, erotic self feeding, primal screaming, meditation, trauma dumping, and a vegan charcuterie board

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a cartoon character says " the very instant i became old " in front of a red phone ALT: a cartoon character says " the very instant i became old " in front of a red phone

Overhearing college students talk about what "kids these days" are doing.

Valentine display for bators ❤️🍆❤️

Reason #732 to keep your bush untrimmed: using it to lather body wash when there's no loofah available 🧼🫧

Happy birthday bro! 🎉

a blue caterpillar from alice in wonderland sits on a pile of sand ALT: a blue caterpillar from alice in wonderland sits on a pile of sand

My red flag: I go into full forensic investigation mode when someone I know posts about "fucking this local anon bottom"

knuckles the echidna from sonic the hedgehog is sitting at a desk and holding a piece of paper in his hand . ALT: knuckles the echidna from sonic the hedgehog is sitting at a desk and holding a piece of paper in his hand .

"vers top" as in "please submit requests 2-3 business days in advance."

a man with a beard and long hair is wearing a wig and making a funny face . ALT: a man with a beard and long hair is wearing a wig and making a funny face .

"don't fuck that plastic fuck me big boy"

I must be giving off masc straight acting vibes today because some guy just bought a stroker and then asked me if I had any ladies' numbers for him

New glasses 🤓

At first I thought "oh great another using AI to make himself look bigger" then I saw the account name and realized it was legit 😅

They were straight so that'd be even better lol

a little girl with blonde hair is sitting in a car seat . ALT: a little girl with blonde hair is sitting in a car seat .

Watching this couple make out on the security camera

stop making out and go flog each other like normal sex shop customers

Living in St Louis is like:

"This [institution or landmark] is the oldest of its kind 😲

...west of the Mississippi river." 😒

"my dog ate my dildo"

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