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Big doofus from river city, now on this thing

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Thinking this morning about how the ruling class & MIC spent a couple decades doing drone strikes & proxy wars until the generation too young to remember the atrocities & futility of the Iraq war in the 00s was old enough to join the military.

07.03.2026 13:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Once again, I humbly ask all indie devs to create a sub-genre called "Dune like"

Part adventure. Part real time grand strategy. Part weird and unique aesthetic / soundtrack combo

07.03.2026 00:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 62 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

In a world of Dr. Wilys, be a Dr. Light.

06.03.2026 21:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Look, national priorities and business law NEED to be completely overhauled because I feel like this chatbot the nerds made could be conscious or whatever. We gotta do everything possible to protect that consciousness. So everyone forget about those kids being bombed and look at my computer here.

06.03.2026 15:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You can drop your unwanted nail clippings or clumps of hair in any of the earths many crevices. The strange hybrid creatures who live down there will thank you warmly for the gesture

04.03.2026 22:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 128 ๐Ÿ” 18 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The more suits you wear and more flags you stand in front of, the bigger lies you can tell. Suits and flags are like magic to dumb people.

04.03.2026 18:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

people are so extraordinary in what they can do

04.03.2026 16:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 845 ๐Ÿ” 191 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Getting hedge fund managers to pay huge sums to both get into and out of a country

04.03.2026 15:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The same generation that took us into Iraq are taking us into Iran. They paid no price for it. They learned nothing from it, despite creating the hell we all live in now. They hoard wealth and power at our expense. The gerontocracy is a death cult.

03.03.2026 01:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 49 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

for those of you who werent adults during iraq, its hard to overstate how much the media loves war porn. they salivate over pentagon spin briefings. they love stories about all the bombs and how supposedly infallible they are. they love the notion of the commander in chief, in the situation room etc

02.03.2026 15:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 10157 ๐Ÿ” 2171 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 442 ๐Ÿ“Œ 161

[huge bong rip] what if there is a February 29th every year but we usually don't remember it, like Dark City

01.03.2026 21:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 190 ๐Ÿ” 20 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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*knocks on door* Mrs Smith? I'm from Army.
Your son got owned in Iraq. He showed great valor in the face of epic fail. Semper fi or whatecer
4:20 PM โ€ข Jul 22, 2011

Jackson @tree_bro Follow *knocks on door* Mrs Smith? I'm from Army. Your son got owned in Iraq. He showed great valor in the face of epic fail. Semper fi or whatecer 4:20 PM โ€ข Jul 22, 2011

This tweet preceeds and anticipates deaths in Operation Epic Fury by almost 15 years

01.03.2026 15:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 6718 ๐Ÿ” 1272 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Uh, excuse me, it's not "just getting high and eating junk food and playing video games." It's Mood Repair. Look it up.

28.02.2026 22:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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28.02.2026 03:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 608 ๐Ÿ” 85 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

The most unrealistic thing about the Resident Evil games is how they take place in the modern day but there's a good guy named Kennedy

28.02.2026 16:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

28.02.2026 14:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 26275 ๐Ÿ” 8890 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 289 ๐Ÿ“Œ 334
Ink and watercolor Illustration of a terrible machine. An American flag sticks up from the top of it.

Ink and watercolor Illustration of a terrible machine. An American flag sticks up from the top of it.

the terrible machine

07.02.2026 18:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 173 ๐Ÿ” 40 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 1, Episode 10

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 1, Episode 10

28.02.2026 01:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 136 ๐Ÿ” 50 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

You're tellin me the main guy from star ocean the second story is gonna help me write code?

27.02.2026 22:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is what zoomers see when they look at me

27.02.2026 12:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Menthol Balls

26.02.2026 21:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know it's almost 7 o'clock but I need my happy juice

26.02.2026 00:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Blast every Baha as if it were your last

25.02.2026 17:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Jessica Fletcher giving an Ewok a piggyback ride.

Jessica Fletcher giving an Ewok a piggyback ride.

Yub Nub, She Wrote

25.02.2026 04:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 2529 ๐Ÿ” 495 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30 ๐Ÿ“Œ 28

But seriously though, instead of watching that fascist freak shit himself live on camera, I was just doing LK runs in Diablo 2 and found a Vex rune and Fal rune. Way better use of time.

25.02.2026 02:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh is a speechball happening right now?

25.02.2026 02:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Woe. Frolic. Dread. Malice.

24.02.2026 20:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Clive Clemons' Inappropriate Response Channel check-in : 121s

24.02.2026 09:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 299 ๐Ÿ” 63 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11 ๐Ÿ“Œ 8