Tom Muessig

not to get high falutin, but if we want our children to have a stable future we need there to be consequences for acts of evil. it's a moral and necessary imperative

Thinking this morning about how the ruling class & MIC spent a couple decades doing drone strikes & proxy wars until the generation too young to remember the atrocities & futility of the Iraq war in the 00s was old enough to join the military.

Once again, I humbly ask all indie devs to create a sub-genre called "Dune like"

Part adventure. Part real time grand strategy. Part weird and unique aesthetic / soundtrack combo

In a world of Dr. Wilys, be a Dr. Light.

Look, national priorities and business law NEED to be completely overhauled because I feel like this chatbot the nerds made could be conscious or whatever. We gotta do everything possible to protect that consciousness. So everyone forget about those kids being bombed and look at my computer here.

You can drop your unwanted nail clippings or clumps of hair in any of the earths many crevices. The strange hybrid creatures who live down there will thank you warmly for the gesture

The more suits you wear and more flags you stand in front of, the bigger lies you can tell. Suits and flags are like magic to dumb people.

people are so extraordinary in what they can do

Getting hedge fund managers to pay huge sums to both get into and out of a country

The same generation that took us into Iraq are taking us into Iran. They paid no price for it. They learned nothing from it, despite creating the hell we all live in now. They hoard wealth and power at our expense. The gerontocracy is a death cult.

for those of you who werent adults during iraq, its hard to overstate how much the media loves war porn. they salivate over pentagon spin briefings. they love stories about all the bombs and how supposedly infallible they are. they love the notion of the commander in chief, in the situation room etc

[huge bong rip] what if there is a February 29th every year but we usually don't remember it, like Dark City

Jackson @tree_bro Follow *knocks on door* Mrs Smith? I'm from Army. Your son got owned in Iraq. He showed great valor in the face of epic fail. Semper fi or whatecer 4:20 PM • Jul 22, 2011

This tweet preceeds and anticipates deaths in Operation Epic Fury by almost 15 years

Uh, excuse me, it's not "just getting high and eating junk food and playing video games." It's Mood Repair. Look it up.

The most unrealistic thing about the Resident Evil games is how they take place in the modern day but there's a good guy named Kennedy

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

Ink and watercolor Illustration of a terrible machine. An American flag sticks up from the top of it.

the terrible machine

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 1, Episode 10

You're tellin me the main guy from star ocean the second story is gonna help me write code?

This is what zoomers see when they look at me

Menthol Balls

I know it's almost 7 o'clock but I need my happy juice

Blast every Baha as if it were your last

Jessica Fletcher giving an Ewok a piggyback ride.

Yub Nub, She Wrote

But seriously though, instead of watching that fascist freak shit himself live on camera, I was just doing LK runs in Diablo 2 and found a Vex rune and Fal rune. Way better use of time.

Oh is a speechball happening right now?

Woe. Frolic. Dread. Malice.