While you're sick and tired
Of feeling sorry for yourself
Life will chew you up and spit you out
And put you on the shelf
๐ต๐ฃNoel Gallagher
Likes most things and people. New Order, Depeche Mode daft. Toon fan. Drinks lots of IPAโs.
A blunt #NUFC Fan ๐ค๐ค
Not a Happy Clapper
An alternative thinker ๐ค
Organiser of the #BlueskyToon FPL
Green Party Member ๐
Fuck Zionism ๐๐ผ
Dad, Husband, #NUFC fan and procrastinator. Just to warn you, Iโm *very* sweary.
40. Toon. Football, music, travel and good beer fan. Linguist. Runner. If I can help one person by being here then it's worth it ๐
โซ๏ธโช๏ธ Toon Army โซ๏ธโช๏ธ #NUFC till I die!
Bluesky OG, here at the beginning!
Love a sensible debate!
Follow only those with a proper bio, no bots ๐
Away day lover ๐
Thoughts are my own!
Opinions are my own!
HATE Makems!
Supporting and illustrating a team that wins trophies
https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/LittleRadgieDesigns
Mainly here for the Toon. Former sell-side analyst dude. Econ/Markets. L/S trader. Bullish Lewis Hall. Not financial advice, DYDD. #NUFC
Newcastle Fan, ball hockey, gamer, birdwatcher, fan of niche geek hobbies, purveyor of shitpuns
Environmental scientist, and PhD candidate! #NUFC supporter to the point of nausea.
Boring, Miserable and Unfunny.
Mainly posting about NUFC, but also video games, shouty shouty and sad music.
Old, bald toon fan who has eventually seen us win something ๐
Lapsed anthropologist, poorly dressed film maker & Northumbrian separatist.
+3 boys | Crossfit sloth | MNU Nutritionist | Photography | Gamer | Mini-Painter | Day Dreamer | Vinyl spinner |Tattooed coffee addict | Business Owner | Plate Spinner! | NUFC ๐ด๐ณ๏ธ
NUFC, League Cricket, Star Trek.
Target that explosion and fire.
It's deeceebeee
Old Punk from the 70โs Retired Trade Union Official now economically inactive love my holidays and travelling the UK & Europe on my Kawasaki Versys love ma dawg an English Bulldog and Newcastle United follow me I follow back ๐๐ป
Just the one swan actually.
Newcastle, for my sins.
Poet, writing my way through the details. WE CANโT PROGRAM THE SUN (2025, Bottlecap Press): https://bottlecap.press/products/programthesun
Published in a variety of spaces. Lots on faith, film, community, running, cycling, and NUFC/Oโs. Views are my own.
Mainly here for NUFC. Half Geordie half Irish. Will occasionally talk about golf, rock & metal, Download Festival, the Mrs & the kids. And anything that pisses me off ๐
Howโs the takeover did you say?
Brit/Geordie/Mag living in Newcastle, Maine.
Old school punk.
Enjoying my retirement motorbiking, skiing and fly fishing, but not at the same time.
#Nufc fan living in Hampshire. Posts (other people's) pictures of birds when bored
Geordie carnivore ๐ฅฉ| living in Spain ๐ช๐ธ | diet & nutrition ๐ฝ | gym ๐ช๐ผ| music ๐ถ |musician ๐ฅ๐ธ|philosophy ๐| travel โ๏ธ| ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค NUFC
Exiled Geordie, Former Rugby Coach/Player, NUFC Nut.
https://linktr.ee/tooncrier
Newcastle United fan, rapper (Left E.Grove), producer (GINISS), smart ass, life student. CIS male, but please donโt hold it against me. Here for jokes, knowledge, and music!
I will mainly talk about Newcastle United, sometimes about games I play on the Xbox and occasionally about my animals.
Supporter of the club in black and white
Old school โleftieโ
Does not put up with centrist politicians
Might talk about gaming the inner child did stay
Englishman living in Texas | Newcastle United | F1 | Star Wars | 3D Printing | NASA | Jake Humphreyโs Mumโs biggest fan.
Lover of most Sports. #NUFC
Foo Fighters fan, NUFC sufferer, Cat Dad, Chip eater, and Rum drinker. I post a lot about how mint Lewis Hall is!
An old, lefty, Newcastle fan, tired of politics and tiring of today's football, other than that, a ray of fucking sunshine
NUFC is the main reason I'm here but also into gaming, science, cats and all things (proper) Northern
Jesmond born, Aussie raised, living in T-Town. A Newcastle United supporter group based in Tulsa Oklahoma.
๐ฆ๐บ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐ณ๐ด
#NUFC
Massive Newcastle United fan, I also like UFC and Boxing. Will follow back.๐ (Newcastle fans only) #Eddiehowesblackandwhitearmy ๐ค๐ค
NUFC.
Old school socialist.
Old school Punk.
Old skool Rap.
Old school body.
Oh, and skiing.
Iโm just here to chat and make friends. Not everyone gets my humor but thatโs ok ๐๐ป
My safe word is fuck off ๐
TOON for LIFE ! Howay lads โฝ๏ธ๐ค๐ค ๐๐ป
I support NUFC Friends posts
I try to write Poetry for fun โ๏ธ
Follow for a follow back ๐
Rock Music, Newcastle United, Northumbria, #nufc
North East, Manchester, Belfast
When something is good itโs never gone.
London Adjacent. NUFC, VAN Hockey.
โฝ๏ธ ๐ฏ โณ๏ธ ๐ ๐ฅ ๐ & ๐จ๐ปโ๐ณ
๐นLabour & Co-operative party, Former Labour Town Councillor.
Lover of Films (Hunger Games, Star Wars), TV (Doctor Who, Star Trek), Music, Politics and Gaming (Xbox), NUFC fan, Disabled
North Durham, Newcastle fan. Works in IT.
#nufc ๐ด๐ณ๏ธ๐ด
Clinical Research Practitioner #nhs
I also post photos of #meandmydog
โค๏ธ๐ค Atleti como forma de vida.
๐๐๐ฌ Estu.
๐๏ธ Deportes de naturaleza ๐ฃ
๐ Si no te gusta leer, no has encontrado el libro correcto.
๐น๏ธDe antes y de ahora
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โซโช NUFC since 1996. Howay the lads.
Cholista a muerte, sin complejos.
Based in Northumberland, love dogs and support Newcastle United ๐ด๐ณ๏ธ
Opinions on Glasgow Rangers, as well
Green party, no fascists allowed here
Save the buzzy bees ๐
From shipyards to retired IT journalist (Practical PC, PC Advisor, PC World, AOL, etc.) and author. Prostate cancer but doing okay. Howay #nufc Academy!
Politics, digital microelectronics and #NUFC
Support the Toon. Used to run, travel and fish a lot.
Bristolian #NUFC supporter living in Manchester. #Lego ๐ค๐ค
He/him. NUFC and University of Utah football. Iโm doing the best at this. I love syrup.
Geordie guiri in La Gomera, language school owner, ELT teacher trainer, football fan (#nufc), very lapsed blogger / fanzine writer and occasional scribbler for When Saturday Comes, IBWM, World Soccer Magazine, Sabotage Times, Japan Soccer and more.
Musician, socialist, football (NUFC)/cycling fan with a knackered back. Hates Tories, Fascists & Caramac bars! Trying to keep above water
Cat Dad ๐งถ๐โโฌ
Akron Ohio ๐ฆ๐๏ธ
N U F C ๐ค๐ค
Go Left Young Man ๐นโ
Enjoy the outdoors, walking, bit of photography, tech, proud Geordie and Newcastle United fan, Carabao Cup winners 2025
Husband, father, traveler, artist & futbol NUFC fanatic, Clemson Alumni, Really wish it wasn't necessary but activist too... No DMs please #NUFC
Brit, living in Sweden
Newcastle is the place I call home
Nufc mad.
Married, Mam to 3 gorgeous geordies.
๐ The glorious Toon!
NUFC ST holder, ๐ Corner โซโช
Music and audio services.
Professional / Friendly / Quality.
ยฃ23 per hour.
https://www.harbourmasterproductions.co.uk/
The Lord of Diminishing Returns. Twitter refugee mostly talking music and comedy, plus a bit of football. Jamaican #rum addict. #80s #90s #totp #nufc
Originally from Bedlington now resident in Moray. Exiled NUFC fan. Bedlington Terrier owner, mental health nurse and apparently a runner (Who knew?)
Newcastle United. Turning into a Bread Wanker. INFP.
Ageing raver with fond memories of The Gurn.
Worthing by the sea, ME/CFS, dogs.
NUFC. Music. Art. Probably in that order.
NUFC Home and Away, travel makes the heart grow younger. If youโre bored before you die then thatโs on you.
IT Consultant, Full Stack developer and extremely proud Geordie/NUFC fan
All about the Toon. A smattering of dogs/cats and nature photos. Born in Gateshead. Living in Rockville MD. I block followers who don't share my interests.
Father, husband, psychologist and brain enthusiast , educator, music and food lover. NUFC and the mighty black and white until my last breath. HWTL
Mad Newcastle Utd football fan from England ๐๐
NUFC STH in Level 7. Letโs see if the football banter is better here!!. Love Dog walks and Music too.
#NUFC - Bar 1892 season ticket holder - some would say too objective and positive talking about football.
get me away from them blue tick bots
#NUFC season ticket holder
Let's carry on making this app a better place than that other app eh!!
bookseller, book collector, lemur enjoyer, enigma, shitposter. ๐ฑ
I mostly post about Monk, books, fibre, and football.
23 | she/her | nufc & england | tino livramento stan
Photographer. I have a real job as well but keep that off social media.
www.jhorrocks.com
I try not to take owt too seriously (I'm not infallible though).
Sometimes... Just sometimes mind; I think I'm fucking wasted on here.
#NUFC
#FoulmouthedAndFlippant
Iโm a bit starched. NUFC fan.
Newcastle United. #nufc
Geordie | Design | Travel | F1
Nufc ST Holder. Enjoy reasonable debate about all things NUFC. Husband, Father, Tired! Will block you if you are an arse. HWTL! โซ๏ธโช๏ธ
Soft southern NUFC supporter.
When the rich wage war itโs the poor who die.
Geordie living on the West Coast of Scotland. Hoping for a social community of lovers of NUFC, Whisky, Dogs, Scotland, Books, Skiing and sane politics & economicsโฆ.. as opposed to the other place
cats : socialism : #nufc : kill your gods : ะัััะฝ โ ั
ัะนะปะพ! : #nooneisillegal #freepalestine #freeukraine ๐บ๐ฆ๐ต๐ธ๐ฌ๐ฑโฝ๏ธ๐๐ฉโ๐คGeordies are Black and White #PIFout
Digital marketing at Edge45, Newcastle (NUFC) fan, love films, currently writing first book.
Singer songwriter making retro indiepop and electronica on handheld devices. Love NUFC. Always looking for the laugh.
Just a sweary toon gadgie with me own opinions๐ if ya Tory โฆ donโt bother
Hopelessly devoted #NYR and #NUFC fan. Public relations/communications professional with @nonprofittalk.bsky.social. Native New Yorker. Adina's dad.
Mainly NUFC. Scott Sellars enthusiast. Nobby Solano too. With little bit of mental health and a smidge of politics thrown in. But mainly NUFC. In fact, just NUFC.
Formerly known as Geordie in Yorkshire on the other site.
Woso enthusiast. Owner of https://bsky.app/profile/howaythelasses.bsky.social. Irish born living in Newcastle and supporting the lads and lasses. Homo for the fomo ๐ฎ๐ช ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
Mostly here for #nufc feeds and to talk to like minded people.
Ex-Ball playing defender with the odd foray down the left wing. #NUFC ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ ๐น
๐ 2025 League Cup Champions ๐
A Geordie, long suffering Newcastle United fan. Gay, with a husband, a son and a cockapoo.
Former TV Exec. BBC DJ during post punk wars. Media trainer. NE roots, NUFC since 1960s. Musician. Vinyl collector. I host โSoul Fusionโ on MarlowFM.co.uk.
Nufc fan โฝ๏ธ in Korea ๐ฐ๐ท
Science ๐ญ
Running ๐
Cycling ๐ต
#NUFC I talk bollocks most of the time. And too much. Family man, Toon Fan, ST Holder. ADHD
A Newcastle United realist. Make the occasional excellent post. Funnier than anyone gives me credit for. Gamer / wrestling fan / basic bitch nerd. I'll piss you off at some point because I have opinions.
#Anonymous: Actions Not Nouns. All that exists is interaction. #BindingChaos #3E https://spookyconnections.com/
