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Dumping all the things I shouldn’t say
Screaming into the void
This is an alt account
Banner: Stalks of red rhubarb without leaves
Avatar: White mug with capital B topped with cap foam
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✍🏻 It’s all odd, cause I can’t even
Short Stories: AverybodyWrites.com
Me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tnli4klq2qqhl6iypw57uqdb/feed/aaakn6xdmdupo
The Hits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tnli4klq2qqhl6iypw57uqdb/feed/aaansyt5j77lo
Just A Dude in the American Dystopia - - Prince of Tides - Building Mysteries - - Adults Only - 🪦 Twitter, not on X 🌕🐺🌑
Just another passenger on the mothership.🌎🌌
chef, meat cutter, blueskys #1 DAD, anti-hunger, leftist hobbit and ttrpg dork. he/him/they
alt txt pfp: a bat-signal hot dog spotlight shines over gotham
alt txt banner: a close up of the hand-stitched '#1 DAD' patch on my vest
He/him 1312. Melt ICE. Leftist, further left than you’re thinking. Little further. Yep right there .
Here we go again!
My posts, hopefully:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:c67vzpvqa7oql27z4lqgatx4/feed/aaal7lp65jnjo
US President 1921-1923. He/Him. Please don't make me change apps again, I am very tired.
🤘🤘🤘 🇺🇦🇵🇸🏳️⚧️❤️
My skeets so far: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ldqbcjeceanjnpxamr43725r/feed/aaacmxpgvzlsw
Fanny. Behind. Bottom. Cheeks. Ass. Pooper. Derriere. Hinie. Keister. Rear end. Rump. Can. Chicken butt.
My nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:v57am2d7jdbhcnuaddebmrx7/feed/aaaffvjumuvym
I'M NOT HERE FOR UNSOLICITED ADVICE. I HIRE PROFESSIONALS.
Lex is my name, eating soup is my game
Also writing books: ltvargus.com/books
CRAP https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uesz4twpjyxhawilgwhdgndr/feed/aaadwblv2k7uq
CREAM OF THE CRAP https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uesz4twpjyxhawilgwhdgndr/feed/aaagbhkbm7dwg
Shitpost enthusiast
Dog dad
Wings enjoyer
low five kind of guy
The Dude abides
44 he/him
full of silliness & disappointment
lost in reverie 💜💟🤍
my nonsense:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4z764ts25fgsrjh6gktmu7dq/feed/aaao4jdadlvnm
send feedback to:
https://ngl.link/kspecial88959
Word vomit because better out than in
Polyamorous 30-something year old who leans into her queerness and healing her inner child. 💗✌🏻
A wish is a dream is a smile Jesus Christ who writes this crap.
Silly, smol yet angry thinkpiece. I'm kinda awkward please be patient. *No DMs* Cats & Chaos = my🫀
"Punk's not dead, it always smelled that way!"
#Soulsborne #Autistic #Poet #Gamer #Anarchy #Punk #Atheist #Cats #Witchy #LGBTQIA+ #Bi #she/her #Native
pdx based proud girl mom, cannabis expert, feminist...99% IM JOKING seriously
just Me
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tcxe3msgjrcwhglictxri6vq/feed/aaapvfdbnpzi6
best Me
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tcxe3msgjrcwhglictxri6vq/feed/aaapvjwra6d7s
Studied art in the Big Eighties
Afraid of DMs
The Yak Had Been Told Not to Talk Back.
It Can't Be Easy To Hang a Giraffe In a Cheap Hotel Room...
Available at Amazon.
Hilarious animal noir passages by @caldmurchfield.bsky.social
she/any || gay || 48
a collection of all my unsent thoughts
I love you
always under the same stars ✨
https://linktr.ee/rachelmschell
https://ngl.link/originalschell
crabbydacrab from twitter
<something witty>
mildly amusing musings when high
we have one race: human. be kind. 🏳️🌈
Mostly a pizza account but I'm also here for images of cute animals and nature scenes, news, different perspectives, and funny takes. SoCal. I’m a Christian. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaamsig4omqig
Hey man it was a joke - no need to involve the authorities
Why slow down to gawk at auto wrecks when you can view my posts safely 👇
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwxdaayqwdlfjni7g3ududab/feed/aaadwtmcpy7uc
F billionaires / M shitposters / K MAGA
My drafts: https://bsky.app/profile/mandulorian.bsky.social/feed/aaac3t5q3ii56
I share music & lyrics, photos of a lake, and three dogs
The beat-up grapefruit spoon in the silverware drawer
Progressive
My skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wyt4negimpqzlttimqnlecg2/feed/aaaeajsrxh2eg
Trying to make AI stupider one dumb joke at a time. Styles may vary. Also: Sports. AEW. Music. 🇨🇦
⬇️Link to my feed⬇️
https://shorturl.at/1SPkF
✨Caveat emptor✨
Hold the bastards accountable.
Definitely not a supernatural creature.
They checked.
(18+) they/she ♡ DMV area bratty bisexual SWer and lifestyle kinkster with cats
https://blossombratt.com
sharing SWers’ photos, writings, art at @skysluts.bsky.social ☁️💕
posting my more taboo fetishes at @blossomkink.bsky.social 😇🍼
My neighbor had chickens in his unfenced yard and they shit all over my lawn and patio but now they're dead. I had nothing to do with it.
A silly ghoul
Sometimes I paint stuff
🪰 Fresh from the Lilac tree
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uqajtcpzocgy6oa73j5xgtow/feed/aaadt6cjxijik
La femme est le rayon de la lumière divine.
~ Djalâl ad-Dîn Rûmî ~
J'ai pas choisi d'être lesbienne, j'ai juste eu de la chance.
🌈 Un jour sans lesbiennes, c'est comme un jour sans soleil.
seagull with a clam in its mouth
alt: https://bsky.app/profile/undiscerning.bsky.social
big fan of @hedgehodgefax.bsky.social
54,Neurodeviant, #AuDHD 🎧, #PKD, on #dialysis. Malignantly useless.
Beep boops: https://on.soundcloud.com/nU3z4Eh6t2LNwg1f8
Most liked:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3awc6f2orurtpccg3l2ayr4v/feed/aaaohph7amsxm
If you're looking for a battle of wits, I'm unarmed.
just another great ape
All my skeets - https://bsky.app/profile/ummliterally.bsky.social/search
Best skeets bc I'm vain: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nixduwqrwjgbdembbg3xqyzb/feed/aaafyhv3we6vy
Tradesman, Musician, Malcontent.
New: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:koejo5clr3khvnmdnfuqffi5/feed/aaacrpmcwzmdg
Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:koejo5clr3khvnmdnfuqffi5/feed/aaacrsfikdrqk
In my napping era
Scottish and Queer | she/her
My shitshow: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:t3dajzevhocfddfzczceizlp/feed/aaaoojl75k4ve
🔞🧙🏻♀️🐕
it/its or she/her. 35
I do things to computers
I talk about kink/bdsm a lot, so be warned.
Switch
Sith-y heathen. Funky little death omen. Frog enthusiast. Slut for science.
Stage IV cancer.
She/her 🏳️🌈
I don't follow people, I set traps for them and wait.
Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tutzaf3uohwj2pf5hixmmayi/feed/aaagnjfxdbvss
Top: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tutzaf3uohwj2pf5hixmmayi/feed/aaafrvzu2rybc
Unfortunately, this is what I'm actually like.
I'm almost certainly joking.
Use alt text. Don't use AI. Love music, hate Spotify.
On the computer.
Musics:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgvnpYq0hBJhzmiRUvDzobw
https://www.soundclick.com/leeharvey
*finger gun*
Stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaajpf6pskcva
Artist of ill repute - She/her
Jeanettemadethis.com
Tier c/d shitposter
It's the music, stupid
I resisted last time, thanks
OG nerd
He/Him
Pfp by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
Don't touch my stuff:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzgxnxi42gyskrxw247ofmee/feed/aaacytkq3tawq
“The world is your oyster... too bad you're allergic to shellfish.” —Paul Neilan
Husband, stay at home dad, shitpoetster
My biosphere of thoughts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:636ads6a5bsrew5gikxwowue/feed/aaam2wgae6lry
make death proud to take us
the man, the myth, the bellend
my BS bs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3bnoyda3i7sv7k6p3vzmjtvj/feed/aaadqbbtnlfxy
my top bs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3bnoyda3i7sv7k6p3vzmjtvj/feed/aaahguixerquo
Manwitch
(My skeets don't represent any companies, clubs, clans, coteries, cults, cabals, circles or cliques)
https://signal.me/#eu/tXdicBOfpsuoVAq5Zd3ZCuJLAuWDHBmby2Vgw-Krq6owTl2nJdNFrrPzlb5zZO1s
Can’t decide whether I need a hug or a flamethrower.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lefg5o7kut4pwjjp3wn2q5ci/feed/aaab2ppl2dwsi
I like pickleball, bourbon, cooking, good vibes, absurdist fiction, and creative cursing. Do no harm, take no shit, and wear sunscreen. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
unnerving cartoon rabbit//being about town
Here: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:t2dv5gg3p5ufumoa3jdhhpme/feed/aaagv3mq6ulhq
Accountant brain in a bouncer body. Dog lover, Eagles fan, wanna be amateur photographer, social cactus.
Behold! My stuff:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahopyp25dhw
Semi-professional liar. I mean screenwriter.
Former game narrative designer (Xbox, LucasArts)
Interests: Cinema (any brow-level); Screenwriting; Making indie films; Books (any kind), Gaming for FUN; Climbing; Absurdism; KEXP; Progress; PNW-ness; Kindness
weepcar 😭🚗
he/him
I have, on separate occasions, fallen into both a trash can and a manhole
My skeets:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6oybzmww5vixruvtkfj336w7/feed/aaalln6vdsypw
ADHD
She/her
I HAVE A NEW GUITAR
It's not quite as new now
It needs restringing actually
UK (northern)
Downlogging. . .
textual: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qtyqm3chl3yxdt6lvhdnsba7/feed/aaad42d6ykews
25 - 🇫🇮🏳️🌈 - she/her
Avid supporter of women's wrongs, lover of video games, heavy music and cats 💖
I am the slave to way too many cats. I'm passionate about odd things. I 🩷 coffin drops. If you're not kind to animals, gtfo. She/her.
#AEW #ROH
✨Sugar, spice, and mostly nice✨
Trying to amuse myself, again. I have no skills.
I typed things and they ended up there↗️ and down there 👇
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fqkcrp2ue4el5rzwofujvlxy/feed/aaakpd7pk6goq
Stop by for some absurdity, stay for the laughs.
Whatever the male version of resting bitch face is, I have that.
Oh, and I’m short.
International tax policy nerd/lawyer by day, fowl-mouthed sweetheart by night.
Tax policy, law, social security, art, gaming, parenting, geese, politics, life, etc.
sheesh kebab, geez fries, yikes salad
please hold https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:u7gavvi7t5cn2d34wtkgjy42/feed/aaaa322hoj6dq
I like to talk food
I enjoy playing with words
Music is my love language
I’m not trying to date you,
but I do like conversing…
Fuck ice
My menu entries:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:s7q6t2tmf4h3bbywyqrqv4fk/feed/aaaaxgpdus24o
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jl254wzevuyus2qdi7awzs5a/feed/aaallxif7tq52
Yet another middle aged non-binary person.
Not a girl, they/them. Queer as in fuck you.
Utahn in Switzerland.
PFP by @slimemildred.bsky.social
42 y/o nice southern gal. blissfully married. trying to stay sane in alabama. into baseball, aew & cats. flavored seltzer advocate & jason benetti’s strongest warrior.
eat ‘em up tigers! 🧡💙
let’s go barons! ❤️🖤🩶
the world below is made up
emissions: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:o6jndh2ipxyybvilzriehr4t/feed/aaaoywnnxteqg
I’m too tired to write a description. Maybe later. Peace, love, and sleeep…🥱😴😴
gay writer and critic in ATX
Screenwriter/co-creator/showrunner for the upcoming TLC series What the F*** is this S***? and Lifetime Network's Pet Waste Makeover. 🇺🇦
shitpostmaster general
tomato soup: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ezyosyxg5dji4pi6luhll3eb/feed/aaaizoz65r2no
I was expecting more goat rodeo, less tire fire
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaalp2rwdye36
Here’s our wicked cool Etsy shop: https://kitchentableworks.etsy.com
Huckster and charlatan. Underachiever. Constructive critic.
deworming my soul on this site|| on an endless quest to become crab 🦀
🐢🐉🦖Formerly @PinkCamoTO 🍁🇨🇦
I'm a big deal at the cracker factory.
You want proof?
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ic4unuy6prh7js6xfyzrmuxm/feed/aaami2zb3yyy4
Born with anxiety, expert over-thinker, and survivor of a boob assassination attempt. Tried to heal my spirit with yoga and Reiki, results have been mixed.
Some content may have been re-purposed from the dead bird place 🐦 I don't follow back accounts that don't repost others or only post about one subject. Sorry
"I fake it so real I am beyond fake"
Occasionally funny on the internet. I'm better in the comments - but not like, that much better
Have created feed, am basically software engineer:
https://shorturl.at/eqLJn
Wanna bang(er)? https://shorturl.at/U8zfb
