Assume I'm a genius before you react to anything I post, it's easier that way.
#YerrrrrrNation #PaQueTúLoSepas
https://linktr.ee/BELLAD0NNA
30 something that's turning into her parents way too soon
NOLA ⚜️. hot mom club. Pisces. B.S. ND Tech. 🧠
Certified Mat Pilates Instructor #Shamlates. Aroma Alchemist. Flower Lover. AuDHD. Unserious 87% of the time | $shamtho 🌈🩷💜💙♌️
🧘🏾♀️Learn more about Pilates at shamlates.com
somewhere between Mugler and LeRagBin
"i hate people individually, but i love mankind." —larry david
Scientist👩🏾🔬 Movie/TV buff🎬 Bookworm📚
Sick of this shit. Things must change.
Probably in need of a nap or somewhere drinking tea.
Watcher of documentaries. Doer of many things. Lover of Brisket Bodies
In Atlanta
https://linktr.ee/nerdferg
Explorer | Chasing dreams, ideas, sunsets 🌅 , and a bag💰✨ $Pearlofwisdomm
If peach is involved it is going in my mouth.
♓️A Pisces with problems
Aeiralist Baddie who is pushing the aerial arts agenda!!!!
She/her
In my Jesus year. (33)
I have nothing of importance to say. Please leave me alone. 🚩
D(M)V by way of CA
🏴☠️
Mandem wicked …but mi wickeda dan dem.
Yes, I am better than you for not using ChatGPT.
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WARNING: All posts are based on actual events. Only the names, locations and events have been changed.
Plant dad. Playlist curator.
📍DM(V)
🏈 #HTTC | 🏀 #Wizards | ⚾ #Nats
🎓 Tennessee State University 💙🐯🤍
My interpretation of the situation.
Alkin-Tay it-shay. Itch-bay. Actress who gets cute sometimes. 👱🏾♀️
B.A.,B.A., J.D.
Bourbon and cigar aficionado. 🥃
The Cupcake Lady. Hand me the AUX.
Celtics fan, aspiring Jeopardy contestant, founder of #SandwichSky.
Stand up Comedian. Actor. I'm mean and violent.
Advocate for neurodiverse children by day, tired AuDHD mom by night.
Child Development•Community Wellness•Shenanigans
Ravens, Os, Gators. CFB lover, NFL is my side piece. 105.7 the Fan Baltimore.
Holy intellectual. My hairline was weak but not my morals.
Yea, it’s me and I’m him.
Comedian, Podcaster
PG County by way of Sumter County, Georgia
These are just my thoughts. Right or wrong. Just what I was feeling at the time.
Co-Host
@gridirongals
podcast 🎙️Black Virginia Creole. SLP. Educator. Public Servant. True Crime Detective #Cowboys #RollTide 🐘#TrustBlackWomen ✊🏽.
Dragon Slayer,bandit,play cousin,not✌🏿good✌🏿, necessary, leader faith community, Beautiful Mess, problem, $smissouri https://www.solomonrmissouri.com/
Get the most out of today, because you can never count on tomorrow. #NeverGiveUp #SCISurvivor ♿👨🏾🦼➡️http://instagram.com/mikey_t202 #SittingHandsome #FruitSnacksGod
#AddToBlackSky
Thee HBIC ✨ Mom x 2. Wife. Dog mom. Entrepreneur.
Either you love me or dislike me, but either way, you don’t pay my bills so it doesn’t matter anyway.
Father | Husband | Lawyer | Retired (kinda)
Sagittarius. Mother. Witticist. Writer. Spoonie. Baking enthusiast. Gardener. TV Binge-a-holic. Purveyor of wit & smiles. I like: Music, Movies Madness, Vodka and Serendipity. 92% all day, everyday!
I used to post motivational quotes, but then I gave up on y’all.
CEO of V3Inbound | Web Designer & Brand Strategist | Home cook | Howard U & UPenn Alumna | Chaotic Good 🇯🇲🇧🇧 | Brats Guild International Board Chair
Work stuff: yardiegyalqsine.com v3inbound.com/portfolio
Disability Advocate, Certified Positive Discipline Educator, Founder of Supernova Parenting
Half the DSM-5, but AuDHD will do.
Hello@supernovaparenting.org
I know why I’m here, how about you?
TERRY CANT HAVE MY TOES.
Creator of #NAILWARS #BlackGurlChat
Cigar Lover. Shit Talker. 704 Resider. 🩷💚. Keep it cute!
OPENLY BLACK! Self Coupled. Member of #GetOffMyLawn squad. Connoisseur of #UnwokeBars. (always OAKLAND) #Raiders Fitness enthusiast. HORROR NERD!
https://linktr.ee/bastylefilegirl
Christ Aspirant Sabbatarian | Daddy | Husband | AuDHD/Neurodivergent | Student Emeritus | Actively Activist | Cultural Curator | Crate Digger | Dilla Disciple | @thebanterpubfc
he/him/his
Discord: Carnegro#7927
Handle the same across most platforms
Husband, Father, Educator, Alpha. If the food is good that’s where you’ll find me! DMV.
brown glass bottle full of shavings from the sun🌅 Black magic in a cheetah print coat. I am deliberate and afraid of nothing.
practitioner of radical hospitality 🍞🌹 avid traveler. cat lady 🐈⬛🐈⬛, DINK & #childfree fun auntie. general enthusiast. #AuDHD. 🍉🇵🇸🇸🇩
A woman who will arouse your intellect as well as your loins.
world famous podcaster | award winning producer | tedx speaker | part time comedian. email: xd@thexdexperience.com
buymeacoffee.com/xavierdleau
Los Angeles, California 📍
Like 97’ Shawn Michaels I’ve lost my smile. A’ja and KD Hive. Roman Reigns apologist. Sports chatter, pro wrestling chatter. #flyeaglesfly #yankees #tarheels
Gently Used Baby Mama. Thicc Adjacent. The Daddy Whisperer. I heard there were snacks here.
Georgia 🍑. Married 💍.Follower of Christ. Believer of a strict separation of church and state. Mom of 3 boys. Don’t DM me or piss me off. Tysm. No one is illegal on stolen land. 🫶🏽
Above all else I’m a hater.
“Girl, Fuck yew!!”
💜🏈 #Ravensflock
🚨Does not play well with strangers!!🚨
📍Baltimore
https://cash.app/$TaaQ
55. travel advisor/agent. mobile notary. retired usaf veteran. jeep life. o|||||||o. libra. daughter. mom. best friend. lifelong owner/fan of the gb packers. heat/gamecocks/nationals fan.
Your favorite internet tía. (A Mariah biracial, not a Drake biracial.)
Emmy Winner. Law Girl. Very Southern.
UT Alumna. Go Vols. Go Cubs Go. Team Aces. Leo. The B in Black is capitalized. My voice is too deep to Skee-Wee™ but I think it. 🩷💚🧡🩶
You already know what the fuck it is.
•bloated • #Autism mom • 🐈🐈⬛ • former sociologist • i support women’s rights & wrongs• west end ATL
50 of them thangs....married like shit. Live by mascara, die by winged eyeliner. Nice until I'm not so don't shift my balance. If my skyteam don't trust you, I don't either. It's STRICT in this mf. #WeDoNotCare
Digital Storyteller / Gen X / Taste*Maker /
I Call People Stupid / Luxury or Nothing
/ Taurus / Detroit Made / 2 Cookbooks / Head of HR / TA / CEO of The Row 🌈 / Wife /Dog Mom
https://www.instagram.com/lesbinthekitchen/profilecard/?igsh=Mm9nNHpiMmx3bGN4
the venusian. the lover. the bartender.
Lifelong girly pop. Champagne, fashions, skincare, beauty, housewives, dragons, vampires, faeries and two 60 year old cops.
Jet lagged & making it everybody’s problem.
#smttt 💛🖤🦅
retired yapper. it's been real. ✌🏾
blog: maxineayawrites.com
I'm fake over on Twitter for now @p1z4T but I be here for real for real.
I do tech shit.... #ChelseaFC #NATS #COWBOYS #CAPS
Ask me a question so I can NOT answer it. Hasta luego mothafucka......
The cutiest & patootiest 420 honeybee. The OG Delicate Little Timb™ 🗽
The Hive 🍯 @beehiveplays.bsky.social
➡️ All views are my own.
Vet. Wife. Mom. Fly. AuDHD. Exceptional Needs Advocate. 92%. Cash.me/$SoAlmondie.
political pollster.
💼 @AFirm4Creatives
Always on point like a decimal. Like Pun said “you ain’t even in mí clasa.” 404 forever. Skee-Wee until the end of me.
Im just here because fuck elon’s eel shaped ass. Autistic. ADHDer. Weird. Cash.me/$tayytoocole
Salt, Pepper, Ketchup, and a half and half. Light Ice.
wrap me in some plastic and turn me loose.
philadelphia
Memphis born, Memphis bred but I stay in G.A. Software Engineer with a background in tax law and finance.
I be out here out hereing. Love bourbon, a great meal, an even better sunset. Discretion is my favorite word, now boarding is my favorite phrase. Pan/Poly. She/Her/Goddess/kitten $agiselle
Love the crabs. Hate the barrel.
The life of your light.
A fresh of breath air.
🦖 Chicago
H-Town Baby!🤘🏽
We do grown shit ova here. Soulfood Luminary ✨️
#BlackSkyCaptain✊🏽
Don't let the color fool you, I'm a field negro.
Donate Using:
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☁️Soft where it matters, sharp where it counts🔪
Award-winning 🥇 lingerie and bras:
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I’m just an unkind, unskilled, & unwealthy man from Brooklyn just trying to have more wins than losses.
**views are my own**
Vet. Lawyer. Cyclist. Cinnamon Roll Lover. Well-showered man.
make no excuse for My failures; My success, no apologies....
a frog with a glass ass only leaps once.
Octopus lover. #MFFL #BlueDevils #GeauxTigers #WhoDat #KeepPounding
"Ain't that something? A second-hand lonely."
45. 𝑄𝑢𝑒𝑒𝑟. 𝑀𝑎𝑟𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑑. 𝑁𝑖𝑐𝑒𝑡𝑦. 𝑆ℎ𝑒/𝐻𝑒𝑟. 𝑁𝐽 ✈️ 𝐺𝐴
#𝑄𝑢𝑒𝑒𝑟𝑆𝑘𝑦 #𝐵𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑘𝑆𝑘𝑦
🇨🇩📍DTX #CowboysNation #MFFL
Polyglot.
“Can I kick it?”
PhD candidate. Keep going up the ladder. They mad, make em madder. she/her/g
“Everything dope about America comes from Chicago.” - Dilla Thomas
Fuck ICE and AI
Mommy. Creative Genius. Bad Bitch. @OkSoMik if you know me from elsewhere.
Chicago Girls Do it Better ❤️
Trying to do some dope shit before the world blows
I got no game, it’s just some niggas understand my story
This is my world...you just skeeting in it.
Old and Tired. Classic cars make my loins flare.
What's the procedure when a bad b!tch walks in the room?
Bubbles/hoops/buns
D[M]V but forever Jersey
Your favorite vitiligo vixen
I’ll cheers to that
tx finest. i like horror movies & long walks in sephora. part time bad bitch, full time nerd. 💁🏾♀️♑️💫
Don’t come over here with that bullshit!
Atlanta.