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I only drink hot tap water
death before detransition
recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q5qp3y3psxz3tboetjrslzy4/feed/aaaemefpggguy
bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q5qp3y3psxz3tboetjrslzy4/feed/aaae7tclsvuh6
Head of (off-world) Shapes
Department for colouring in
Not a priest. And my name's not Tim
Puffins:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:35jhghs4olubzakttirev2vs/feed/aaaamlmjf63ri
๐ He/Him, UK
Autist. Hilarious wordnik. Minimalist software engineer. jan pi toki pona.
Here for jokes, not gender; they/them is fine.
Riffing is life. Incessant bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hg44mp5v7ovswnkpl3kfcggf/feed/aaabcgn65ghak
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swearing, many emojis, typos
alt text โ
politics ๐ซ
mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lhsnxoeils6nhgy7ftchoy22/feed/aaagjdrrjtogq
No one you know
[This account is devoted to shit posting & semi-funny jokes. If I don't follow you back, hit me up at @creatureofhobbit.bsky.social where I'm mostly serious]
No relation to the dead Scottish poet just enjoy saying โwee beastieโ
Always putting the mid in Midwestern Boy
Do these skeets make my brain look fat?
Vulgar woman
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzgxnxi42gyskrxw247ofmee/feed/aaacezco2p44q
Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzgxnxi42gyskrxw247ofmee/feed/aaaiszx3ijgog
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dkxvo6rduhmh5zsnkshhlwdy/feed/aaag2lsx5folw
Please donโt parade on my rain.
he/it/bag of dirty sox
This: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3xltmu6kff5zmcjmagis2ai4/feed/aaadzpayqri3g
<see โFeedsโ for more options>
That: https://linktr.ee/identityXcrisis
{avi/pfp: rubber duck on asphalt}
Better half โ @kmillz.lol ๐
Just me โ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kz7qpoj4lgmpfdiijbkuopvn/feed/aaabg4dgwqiyu
Here for the funny with an occasional politic. Reposts are an endorsement of the joke. My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3ikhpxf3tft4blnm3xphwu5t/feed/aaaefhjnprqaq
Fanny. Behind. Bottom. Cheeks. Ass. Pooper. Derriere. Hinie. Keister. Rear end. Rump. Can. Chicken butt.
My nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:v57am2d7jdbhcnuaddebmrx7/feed/aaaffvjumuvym
I'M NOT HERE FOR UNSOLICITED ADVICE. I HIRE PROFESSIONALS.
Singer-Songwriter | Music Industry Vet | Intellectual Property Paralegal | SF Girl | Very sweary | Disabled | Chronically illinโ | Wifey | Cat/Dog Mom | Queer ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ Bi+ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ
bb bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dl3oltmxv6esalfvwq2nwqvg/feed/aaameqfrh33pu
just here to enjoy your skeets and occasionally say something stupid
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:n4krsiwraux7ckj7bba2thnc/feed/aaah7fnwybaui
Sometimes whimsical hobbit
Ofttimes perturbed goblin
Info on a โneed to knowโ basis. Info requests to be submitted 30 days in advance. Void in the state of Iowa. She/Her. Normalize pronouns
My stupidity: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ai73ozem7pstskkq7zvwmmmc/feed/aaaesylzfzzny
xxi.ยนโธโบ โ โง โ.ห southern esoteric
โฒ florida
Pro-trans, anti-fascist, avid reader of anything that I can outrun.
The proper response to a Nazi is a baseball bat and an alibi.
Ex-carnie, writer, gamer, film buff.
Evil Vizier - reasonable rates.
Pure. Weaponized. Capybara.
Half a proud century old.
opal appreciator, orb gazer
head of implementation at the institute for weaponized neurodiversity
Came from there to here due to it being shite now
#ADHD
๐๐ฟ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ Xennial autistic she/her. Linguistics, literature, leftism, games, media, metal, football & general nerd shit. Happily partnered. Used to be in a band.
APS, CPSU โ๏ธ
Naarm โค๏ธ๐๐ค
Hi! This is the space they gave me to write something WITTY and BRILLIANT so that you'll want to follow me, and if I had something, this is where I'd post it.
Tired. In a worse mood than you. Voted most likely to shit in your cereal. Diogenes was right.
No gods, no kings, no linear fucking time.
He/him
I will ride a raft of joy over seas of smiles wearing a cloak of rotting fun
MN | 39
solo poly nonbinary goldstar bisexual aro slut
Accidentally an accountant
AZ resident but Hoosier by birth. Multiply neurodivergent haver of chronic pain. Stay at home uncle to 3.5 year old nephew. He/Him.
On a journey
Looking, creating, contemplating
pretty things, poetry, and revolution
Swim the cringe
Unhinge
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I deleted my account years ago, but some people claim they still see my posts
Don't read these after midnight:
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super normal ๐ค love movies and giggling
Cultivating excellence in Cheese-to-Mouth Delivery since 1985. ๐
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๐จโ๐ฉโ๐ฆ๐๐๐๐คโ๏ธ๐ป๐ฆโ๏ธ๐๐ช๐
he who drinketh the last drop, maketh the next pot
greatest hits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rlzyizcmx4pk3bnxe5ozg7mf/feed/aaadtsoleyuja
discography: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rlzyizcmx4pk3bnxe5ozg7mf/feed/aaapcp3poqzim
Previously Horsemorsel on Twitter.
Previously Horsemorsel on Facebook.
Previously Horsemorsel on toast.
Hand-feeding Hardeeโs receipts into the car-wash vacuum.
Welp, that's me:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaad25mf6clts
Not Astrology:
https://thecontributor.org/tag/hoboscopes/
Trying to amuse myself, again. I have no skills.
I typed things and they ended up thereโ๏ธ and down there ๐
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fqkcrp2ue4el5rzwofujvlxy/feed/aaakpd7pk6goq
Behind a bench in the bushes, buried in a pile of leaves, and rustlinโ around.
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Slacker. ADHD is my super power! Writer of Code & Fiction: Fed-up, smart-ass. Director of Emotional Stability for the 3rd Oblong. X-Minus One. OG Science Fiction is the BEST.
Oh, I'm sorry. Did I assassinate your penguin?
get it?
โ
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7gggss6enhbyicrs7mdpngxq/feed/aaaawvojbzhtq
I'm feeling a lot of self-imposed pressure to make this bio funny. Oh well.
Weird guy that lives in my house:
@obsidianshiv.bsky.social
Stuff I wish was funnier: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ebb5yatpbzx4pgw2e2x7d4ny/feed/aaacgruahiijg
General doer of things to avoid laundry and reality. Music junky. Jaded Optimist. Positive Nihilist. Middle of nowhere Northwoods.
Interests: lit fic (currently Mircea Cฤrtฤrescu), kdrama, math.
Not serious unless I am.
๐Les Yvelines, France.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yz34ajevb6yx57ywa4645dkk/feed/aaafl542uk5rs
US/UK dual citizen, and grumpy about politics in both. Not here to talk about my current job. All views expressed are those of the voices in my head. Void where prohibited.
My life coach benched me
Growers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fmgp3xywqzqkluwo6ghjw3kc/feed/aaakws226feqs
Showers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fmgp3xywqzqkluwo6ghjw3kc/feed/aaahnteusxchm
Kicking pastries in half since 1994
ceo at my own boss. member of whatever the opposite of mensa is. coiner of phrase โwhat if mcdonalds had beerโ
t. naught rides the blue butterfly โ
a reluctant human waiting to be monetized
i love spinetta !!!!!!!!!!!!!
bilingรผe
he/him
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I prospect for gold but I've been incredibly lazy lately. I've also started gardening with a black thumb
Y'all know what's uppies
Married+kids
Follow my adventures, or don't. It's no biggie.
https://youtube.com/@frenchys_prospecting?si=5xGM2hp6qn5KgiR_
Chaotic Sleepy
Americaโs Weird Neighbor
๐a bog perhaps
No, itโs not hormones, Iโm always this unpleasant.
https://mastodon.social/@notjpo
Recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6cru4zjayaugsxgzysz223ts/feed/aaahccdnlzcz4
Popular: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6cru4zjayaugsxgzysz223ts/feed/aaahcc3hp2o6s
There are decades when scrolling happens, there are weeks when posting happens
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He/him
๐ณ๏ธโ๐
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaalkds2xhaam
crabbydacrab from twitter
<something witty>
mildly amusing musings when high
we have one race: human. be kind. ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
This is where my musings live.
3 Simple Rules to Engaging With My Middle-aged Ass:
๐ซ narrow-mindedness
๐ซ politics
๐ซ bigotry (except toward Flat Earthers; they're my 1 exception)
https://www.amazon.com/~/e/B0CBK6NHJL
*finger gun*
Stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaajpf6pskcva
be gay do crime use drugs eat veggies brush teeth call mom
Check out my political blog and join the fight for democracy ๐
https://blogs.mtdv.me/blog/posts/gpJ2GH1NUi
Bluesky's mom. Age? The wrong side of 55. โ๐ฝโค๏ธ๐ถ๐ผ
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zlp3zvw5byskq34uejwvicw5/feed/aaalbi64cput2
๐ฑ๐ณ๐ฐ ๐ฃ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ฐ free association โด worth ever penny
find the hidden gems!
https://bsky.app/profile/chuckedahl.bsky.social/feed/aaaou7aqutaqo
and here are the posts people apparently liked more:
https://bsky.app/profile/chuckedahl.bsky.social/feed/aaaovb6swidfg
Possibly not a cookie, but definitely a Cookie
Everything I post here is autobiographical, except when itโs not.
My heart belongs to @gt73.bsky.social
Stuff I maybe did: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uogum6c6auqmpmr4mbcbd4sz/feed/aaaksbaegxqjw
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like...๐ฅด
I guess theyโll let anyone in here
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:z2x5l4kr6ra64rvm3cpukdxx/feed/aaanrdgt2klum
Artist. Fundraiser. Father. Former Mess. Some pieces read like essays. Some like confessions. Some like ghost stories
https://substack.com/@mildmanneredpress
Neurodivergent, Demi, Bi, hedonistic, a little artistic, bookish and riddled with climate anxiety. Elbows Up
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaapy4wmn6ltq
she/her โข 33 โข deeply unserious ๐ซถ
unfiltered access: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xz27fxp7tm4u5na754amme2n/feed/aaapypnnndtki
Yes it's me. Me again. (No it's not)
If you like my search link we're dating. Ever been catfished by a parody in the fake bitch light?
Fake it til you break it
Potato's Grandma
The original Pony Baloneyโข๏ธ
Artist lover, reader, avid dog
An old idiot who plays disc golf--badly.
He/Him
Now I am become Dave, the destroyer of words.
Someone once told me I was kind of funny, for a mom.
A mom, but not yours. So clean it up. Perfectly imperfect. Registered Nurse. Twitter refugee. Maker of mistakes and mom cheesecakes. Music, sports, stuff. #BillsMafia
My postyโs: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kiobkk5pp3zdi2icfi5u3qbn/feed/aaagxf5jfetng
Devoted coffee worshipper. Mum to boys (send help). Gym-goerโฆ sometimes-ish. Professional food lover and part-time booze connoisseur. โHas a decent rackโ (according to some legend). 50% adorable, 50% perpetually napping.
Go Go Dancer in MyGrayBubble...
hardly serious
alt-text matters
Pp: man playing drums cat singing and ham
Bp: east side of Lake Tahoe looking west
My junk: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaly42rhe6yw
Annoyed middle aged woman living on The Cape.
Pro-Marmite.
Have a Potato.
Doing my bit keeping up ๐ฌ๐ง๐บ๐ฒ Relations.
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I wasn't on Twitter.
(she/her)
nomadish
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