canadian infiltrating scotland | aspiring game dev | world’s #1 fma fan | machine girl enjoyer
I’m a big chiller who works in cancer research from Rochester, NY
• Never voting for Newsom
• Trans Rights are Human Rights
• rip tide
• rip bills
• Fund Cancer Research
• Free Palestine
• Nazi Lives Don’t Matter
• HECK ICE
• EMP Your Local Data Center
your least favorite she/they
nicer to you at https://onlyfans.com/officialgogurt
still existing on https://mintstars.com/tip/old_lotion
or also $ lotionwiz
Boston, MA - 3 kids, 2 cats, and a woman I love.
15 yrs tech sales
Clinical Trials
Intelligent Engineering
#PrincessPosse HI ZEV
Trans rights are human rights
No human is illegal
A woman’s choice is her own
Science matters
Words matter
Kindness matters
Vibes consist of: Lurking, unhinged rambling, queer stuff, and whatever fandoms I'm hyperfixated on. Deeply Hellblazer pilled. Ghuleh. Bisexual disaster. ADD riddled thembo. Gamer goil. Music pervert. Skeletour 7/30/25, 1/21/26
narrated by your subvocalized reading voice
Don't know why I didn't cum
🟡⚪️🟣⚫️
In your tree watching you
Tiocfaidh ár lá 🇮🇪☭
Glory To The Revolution
Appalachia ‘Til I Die
☭ 𖤐
aaaa battery
the vaunted fog
any/all
Skwxwú7mesh-ulh Temíx̱w📍
derechos trans ahora 🏳️⚧️
no jodo con carne 🌱
Tiocfaidh ár lá 🇮🇪
free Palestine 🇵🇸
he/him, 46
Your favorite aspiring lawyer, history nerd, pedantic as culture
PNW, Cascadia
Cringe is dead and I'm still breathing
Is it a fantasy, or a truth that beggars the soul to admit?
She/Her
🏳️⚧️
Confirmed Lives: 6
my scale says i'm 27, that's enough
It’s refreshing here under the Bluesky 🔵🌤️💙
My high school sweetheart of 46 yrs is another blue dot in a red state. We resist this nonsense!
Yes I am short and he is tall. @popschamp.bsky.social
I will ride a raft of joy over seas of smiles wearing a cloak of rotting fun
“All I wanna do is die,” says the man next to me, and I wonder if he’s ever had a life
Socialist.
Multi-Instrumentalist.
Soon-to-be wife guy.
Bad things happen in Philadelphia.
1. Be excellent to each other
2. Party on dudes
Mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dlm76unvjc5an7kn56z6j4ds/feed/aaab3oaymtk2g
My care bear stares: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dlm76unvjc5an7kn56z6j4ds/feed/aaad7aufcmm3c
Poet, music distro, cultural worker, abolitionist, educator. Benefitting from occupied indigenous land. Sissy vegan for spaceship Earth.
Is this the cloud? It looks empty
cool nice person. communist labor agitator. posts about yoga, synthesizers, pro wrestling, lifting weights, sobriety, and jacking my shit off. RVA #pinksky
Winterized beef stockpile
Trying to make AI stupider one dumb joke at a time. Styles may vary. Also: Sports. AEW. Music. 🇨🇦
⬇️Link to my feed⬇️
https://shorturl.at/1SPkF
DM for SSN
i raise dairy goats. 🐐 i have a tbi. 🫨🧠 🫨
Khal of Clan Goat
|⚧| kirkgender
24 years old (in human years)
prolific pinkpiller, poster and public nuisance.
banned from most restaurants for loudly leaking government secrets.
Alliterates with Khaos
cohost refugee and pithee extraordinaire; I mostly chill with games, make surreal shitposts, and vibe with music
send sillies at: kikoklyde.straw.page
[ACCOUNT RATED PG-16]
product of the american public school system.
american by birth, human by the grace of God.
Who hootchies the hootchie cootchie man?
he/him 🫀
I usually do art for myself.
💃Asuna is queen.💃
(I am never serious)
(Not spoiler friendly)
anonymously ask me anything at https://cyninoco.straw.page
Customer service worker, Pulitzer Prize winning satirist, quoted by Snopes, business visionary, lyricist, nemesis of the NRF, creator and editor-in-chief of The Serving Times 🛒, wankyest troll out there
https://theservingtimes.beehiiv.com/
she/her
encarsia formosa
transsexual bug woman
My week beats your year.
𝘊𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘺-𝘈𝘵-𝘏𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘋𝘢𝘥
𝙷𝚎/𝙷𝚒𝚖 𝚌𝚒𝚜/𝚑𝚎𝚝𝒮𝓌𝒾𝒻𝓉𝒾ℯ
Public Girlfriend № 1
Vampire Princess of the PNW
I only deliver the word of God, I don't interpret it.
(28; She/Her; mdni)
32. Non-binary trans woman. She/They.
Motorsports and baseball fan. Aspiring to work in meteorology. Living in southeast Michigan.
Phyllis Schlafly's worst nightmare even before I've had my first sidecar. Married to a really awesome man who didn't realize what a shitty deal he was getting before he said yes.
With me, you don't get what you want, you get what you deserve!
Labels:
ⓘAdvanced Hater ⓘHuge Tits
ⓘTiny Penis ⓘChillen ⓘSMH
✌️😀🕊️
#coexist #resistents
Poet, mask maker, music addict, and lover of the dark horror things
If there's one thing I could never confess /
It's that I can't dance a single step
i have a discord and you can ask for it
facebook bluehairs DNI
Proud father of eight uncle to 30. Father of the first 12-year-old US Air Force pilot. Scientology journalist and expert. Invented ABLOUNGE and SLAPCHOP. Was chief of staff for Dianne Fienstein before the incident
My neighbor had chickens in his unfenced yard and they shit all over my lawn and patio but now they're dead. I had nothing to do with it.
(He/him)
Not a cult just really obsessed.
linktr.ee/cult_papa
my best posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:evlngincxz7yf6mjnegh5565/feed/aaaknrwlyv76c
He/Him, Chaotic Good, AuDHD, Anarchocommunist, Trail Runner, Dork, various other nouns and adjectives.
I can perfectly cast any hypothetical muppet movie unless I'm unfamiliar with the source material
https://hankfilmpage.wordpress.com/
I am a mechanical man.
Enginerd, Dad, homeowner and grown-up BY TITLE ONLY.
Broadcast accounts get fucked
humorous?: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:76xh7wh5dwb5kqlicheamuvq/feed/aaab6czgoetwo
bluesky Ceo . they call me the Big Dawg . just a normal dude , not a dog , and i”m pretty normal sized .
Caffeinate yourself and remain curious.
im an artist and dog walker and dad
my preferred pronouns are it/it’s
i am goblin
buy some stuff or donate at sidvicious.ca or sign up for my patreon at patreon.sidvicious.ca or buy a print or shirt at clothes.sidvicious.ca
Minarcho-Socialist West Coast Enthusiast Zillennial He/Him. A better world is possible. Maximum Freedom is always the goal. Worker Co-ops Good. Free 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇾🇪 🇦🇲 🇭🇰 🇸🇩 🇨🇩 Kurdistan Catalonia Corsica Kosovo Tibet Khalistan Rohingya and the Uyghurs
📍 BC, Cascadia 🇱🇸
I despise Nextdoor
Formerly @wileEcoyotefan
Ex-Chapel Hill, now Melbournian
Locked in a bitter feud with KHOL 91.7FM over $350 and Susan Boyle tickets I won in 2012 and DID NOT RECEIVE. I have retained an "attorney."
35 | Bilingual (English/Spanish) | Gamer | Proud Home Owner | Gacha Enthusiast | Cosplayer | Retro Game Collector | Virgo | MMA Fanatic | Full Time Workaholic | ENFJ-T | LA Based | 🇲🇽🇺🇸
ima 🐝 that wears 👒outfits and loves 🖤💛the burgh
*shitposts abound, not every post is serious
*all posts are mine, never ever reflect on my employer
*banner by @riotgrlerin.bsky.social
*99% of the time my dms dont work, app thinks im in ohio
Computational biologist, walkable city enjoyer and national embarrassment. Opinions are not my own 🏳️🌈
I like animals, rad stuff, art, grilling, baked goods and women (she/her faggot)
Beebsoup makes the sweetie work, baby
pervert philosopher and unapologetic tankie. marxism-leninism and gay sex. stranger in a strange land 🇧🇷
longform: https://biel.bearblog.dev/
35, he/him, brazilian but mostly posts in ENG
LA standup comedian & writerer. smart, dumb, and stoney✨
I bake foccacia ❤️
I’m thirsty: buymeacoffee.com/sammorgancomedy
Merging online with reality, slowly 🏳️🌈🇨🇦🧡🇵🇸🏳️⚧️
Late 30s
CIgarettes are good for you! YUM!
Off-the-Clock Advocate
⚡️@1️⃣3️⃣4️⃣
Notable adult
Pedant is spelled "peh-dunt"
It's not a pepe, it's its own frog
1 like = 1 smam
I couldn't decide between my snappy one-liner bios, so I put them all
I’m the shit, get the fuck up out my toilet. -Lil Wayne
Sith-y heathen. Funky little death omen. Frog enthusiast. Slut for science.
Stage IV cancer.
She/her 🏳️🌈
23 o(^_-)O
he/him, they/them
NEVER KILL URSELF
New Year, New Pussy
Embedder of Little Gay People In Your Computer 👭💾
Transsexual Menace created by a US State Department Thinktank
Cis Woman Extraordinaire, CEO of AGP Industries, Inc.
Generalist, scaredy-cat, old man cartoon smut enjoyer. I know a lot about a few things. He/him or they/them.
stop following me I'm taken 🥰
Love cats and metal. Hate bigots, fascists, and abusers. He/him.
ACAB
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Commissions open! DM for more info!
She/he/it/soft/fuzz
Plural
Clikkie
NBT <3
Resident gay loser nerd
https://rotarysys.straw.page
https://en.pronouns.page/@rotary_sys
App State Grad, charcuterie expert
Advocate for Special Ed and for Autism causes. Have triplets, 2 with IEPs. CEO/Co-Founder Speech Kingdom, helping schools, therapy centers, and parents help kids with Autism, ADHD, and other Neurodiversities. … and, of course, pro democracy and true blue.
Roc NY, comedy fan, golf ⛳, guitar's grateful 🌹 💀 ⚡ Dolphins, Knicks, Orioles, California sober 🌿 🔥 🌬️ and actively opposed to fascist regime's🗽. ✝️🍀🍄
get it?
⠀
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7gggss6enhbyicrs7mdpngxq/feed/aaaawvojbzhtq
A weirdo who likes to snowboard and observe The Horrors of Being Alive. Occasional photography, maybe some music. Socialist of some sort. He/him
New band name: Potion of Filthy Afflictions
Reptile glued to her computer for sins beyond her comprehension
I was born a poor 🇨🇦 child… now livin the 🇬🇧 life…
Loves in depth studies of cheese farts and stupid shit, and my greyhound, and some 80’s VWs, and naps, and Banana Bread, and 75 year old lawn mowers, and run on sentences
Leftist. Lover of spite. Pro-chaos. Pro-generosity. Pro-choice. Pro-sandwich. All opinions are my own unless stolen from someone else, and then they are ours, comrade.
h-town, baseball freak, dumb posts, sincere posts, sincerely dumb posts. he/him