Yes, I'm that one.
Just a former evil banker with a twisted sense of humor who has a secret identity as a normal person.
Lots of swearing.
#Movies #TV #Books #Science #Space #NASA #SciFi #F1 #Surfing #LGR #Soccer #Music #Murderbot #LGM #Tennis
*ALT TEXTS*
pfp: black/white cat face
bp: black/brown/white dog face
~prone to reskeet & delskeet~
(probably)
My body is not my temple
It’s more like my bar and grill
California Living ☀️. Respiratory Therapist. Lifetime Democrat in an all Republican family. Love life, saving lives and coffee. CA-05 volunteer 🇺🇸🏳️🌈
Will work as hard as I can to ensure a blue wave in 2026!
https://buymeacoffee.com/petercollins
He/him. Probably autistic.
check out my skeets below
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Best: https://tinyurl.com/ys6vscup
recent: https://tinyurl.com/yc32n87e
middling jokes/existential dread
all posts ⏬⏬ ig: @im_all_id
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Hi, my little team made an app where you can swipe through community-built games, like tiktok for apps and games. Creators make stuff, you get a little dopamine hit trying it out. Feedback appreciated!
posting updates as we go.
cooked.social
Levon Honkers is the author of TACKY (2021) and SLOPPY (2025), as well as co-host of the podcast Low Culture Boil. She lives in Brooklyn.
Developer, Free Culture activist, self-hoster, auxlanger [EO-IO-LdP], A11Y advocate, free-time starved. Posts generally in EN/ES.
Cross-posting from my server in CR🇨🇷 at @csolisr.hub.azkware.net.ap.brid.gy / https://hub.azkware.net/profile/csolisr
☆★ MAD Magazine ★☆
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I'm that friend who manages to make normal conversations dirty. 🇦🇺
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Some guy from Ohio
The skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:i6qphls4tfpdcsb6jktkygrr/feed/aaabh6o4affwe
Yellow Dog Democrat. Rabid Resister. Old Broad Feminist. Mom to surly cur rescues.
Deputy editor, Defector.com
Utilizo el internet, y a veces el mundo normal. Husband of @nsmagee.bsky.social. Amateur photographer using old & new tech. Photos are mine unless otherwise noted. No AI. He/him.
30 | Chronic Court Jester Artist | 💀🧼 Enthusiast
Just being a little silly, its the dread.
🤡 patreon.com/gwemmz
🏳️🌈 Satii- ja Siipirikko 🏳️⚧️
"It is no measure of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society"
- J. Krishnamurti
"Tongue-tied and twisted,
just an earthbound misfit, I"
- Pink Floyd
#SanātanaDharma #gnosticism #tarot #woke #transgender
fin/eng
Blue girl living in Red Midwest 🇺🇸 #Resist #Impeach
Petits morceaux de bonheur, histoires farfelues, et drôles de photos.
I show funny faces on @pareidolia.bsky.social
🌾For a time like this, just a girl wording through this world💃🏽
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Just trying to survive Grad School with the #Survivor and #RHAP discourse.
🇨🇦🏒 🇺🇦🛎🏫
Stand-Up 🎤
Comedy promoter/booker at Planet of the Tapes in Louisville, KY 📼
Photographer of vibes 📸🛸 (groovelyphoto.bsky.social)
https://www.planetofthetapes.biz/events
San Francisco stuff, tech, politics, stock markets, economics, science, fiction
ran for Congress to try to prevent this future one time...
no direct message for now please; @ me first
I podcast about the Amazing Race Canada for #RHAP and hosted the Tomorrow Society Podcast on theme parks. Spend a lot of time on tennis, swimming, Midnight Oil, Survivor, and other competitive reality TV. I love singalong songs. He/him.
Contributor: @theonion.com
@sorrowscopes.bsky.social, @riversidecasino.bsky.social, @greenevillezoo.bsky.social
Creator: @sorrowscopes.bsky.social
resident pantologist
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🍀
Ginger catgirl
Predictably unpredicable fervent feline phenom
Building off the core of who I am
Queen of Chaos
I wrote a joke about a potato once
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Artist. Researcher. Beat Saber Expert.
I did not get ejected by the night manager of Waffle House, we mutually agreed to part ways after being unable to come to an agreement
same handle on discord
Dad / sentient sandwich / chronic doomscroller / he/him
Trans rights are human rights
this is our world, we don't just live in it
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Mothman's girlfriend
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Stealer of lighters
Just my garbage:
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most liked garbage:
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member of Tun Uw, love to play darts, fan of NHRA. Near Pittsburgh.
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This bio can’t handle me, I’m too many characters. Also fuck you
getting hosed down in a mcdonald’s parking lot
https://wli.neocities.org/
I've ran out of clever things to write here about five social networks ago, so I'm just gonna play this out a little bit and see if it sticks.
Good intentions, questionable methods.
The Mother of Dad Jokes™️. Recovering academic turned shitposter 🇵🇸 (they/she)🏳️🌈
avi 🎨 by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
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I will always cherish the original misconception I had of you.
I once knew a sensual hog named Alf.
Feed of just me ⬇️
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You could be one of my first 10,000 followers. Time is not running out.
Ranked one of the Top 10 Surprised Face Guys on Bluesky, 2023.
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if you’re taking feedback, i hate it.
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🧩JoWordle. Free archive.
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Dies in the cold open, rather casting a pall over the rest of the cooking show.
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Fluent in sarcasm and writing my own shitposts. A very serious source of news. Huge fan of boneless potato skins and making music sometimes.
Not here for politics. 🙃
Why are you here? What do you want from me? Put that down. Stop touching everything.
#KeepBlueskyWeird
Generalist, scaredy-cat, old man cartoon smut enjoyer. I know a lot about a few things. He/him or they/them.
I am mostly, if not all, potato.
Science fiction novelist and humorist. Follow for stories, jokes, and thoughts about writing and creativity.
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Finnish-Canadian 🇫🇮🇨🇦 citizen of the world. #ActuallyAutistic AuDHD BI🏳️🌈 Special interests: Politics, social wellfare, history, ancient Egypt. Nature, walking, photography, forever a traveller.
Water is my element and a wolf is my totem animal. I hug trees.
A wanderer of sorts. Could be sad anywhere, at any time. If you take what I say seriously, that’s totally on you. This is your warning.
Sent from my iPhone
Me… https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4rjfbibuv5ofeghf3dtzg3ht/feed/aaak3flp3jdmg
PLAYLIST🫴 https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_f9l34fRAigHsuFHu-J_Aj5ECSXYCz6b&si=J0d2SUkZF_HFsAKZ
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I thought it was a weather app
Chief cat wrangler. Coffee connoisseur. Horror Enthusiast. Musings from an ADHD mind
Hot Garbage: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:brt3y4qbhsywu3m3tzg4hucr/feed/aaab5occtum4g
Internet Debris: https://linktr.ee/Packet_pusher
Sorry that I ate all your doritos.
"annoying woke twat"
fresh shite:
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polished turds:
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County Galway 🇮🇪
Observe and experiment. Welcome to my corner of the void.
pdx based proud girl mom, cannabis expert, feminist...99% IM JOKING seriously
just Me
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best Me
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I’m an ass
reefer badness:
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Spaghetti Queen
Proud Fart Joke Enjoyer
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θ∆
catgirl 😺
ponygirl 🐴
I post about sex and kink sometimes, follow at your own risk. No minors
i can post worse if you give me a chance | ca
@smillz.lol 💍
todays shits
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yesterdays favorites
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Better half → @kmillz.lol 💍
Just me → https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kz7qpoj4lgmpfdiijbkuopvn/feed/aaabg4dgwqiyu
I like to have fun online
Interests: history, music, Judaism, politics, animals, & anything that makes me laugh (I already said politics, though).
cishet, she/her
Puns not guns!
He/him, Philadelphia
My ✍️
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My Greatest ✍️
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Avi by @posts.by.emilyk.art
Nebulous apparition
https://worm.horse/@ericktheblue
nappin' and a yappin', that's what's happenin'
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Tell your pets I said hi.
she/they
Fleet 🏒 Bruins
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https://ko-fi.com/infinitefinite
Mostly a pizza account but I'm also here for images of cute animals and nature scenes, news, different perspectives, and funny takes. SoCal. I’m a Christian. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaamsig4omqig
he who drinketh the last drop, maketh the next pot
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discography: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rlzyizcmx4pk3bnxe5ozg7mf/feed/aaapcp3poqzim
There are decades when scrolling happens, there are weeks when posting happens
26
He/him
🏳️🌈
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Functioning Dopamine Addict. Described undescribable.
Did you really tell a joke if no one reacted to it?
Coffee brewer and drinker. Hater of billionaires.
He/Him
My profile pic is Death of Rats from Discworld.
Pro-trans, anti-fascist, avid reader of anything that I can outrun.
The proper response to a Nazi is a baseball bat and an alibi.
Ex-carnie, writer, gamer, film buff.
Evil Vizier - reasonable rates.
Pure. Weaponized. Capybara.
Half a proud century old.
Progressive Meatbag. I gave at the office. Shitposting is life. I will reskeet all Alt Text.
Better
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41. Just try to have fun out there. You & your neuroses. Midwest dude MO w WI roots
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Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaafdfixpulmc
🐖 Happily married 🐽 Part-Time Pooka & Aspiring Deus Ex Machina 🐖 Steely Dan know-it-all and Lana stan-a 🐽 Mainer 🐖
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DMs = BY INVITATION ONLY
Chicago
Don't forget you're on a website, ok pals
Fugitive warlord. Indicted crypto kingpin. Disgraced former intern. Dry clean only.
He/him/his
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Un éléphant. Pour de vrai.
kara, grey/ace, 18+
ADHD, ASD, Bipolar II
🌳 https://linktr.ee/moxiepop
☕ https://ko-fi.com/moxiepop3d
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melancholic. bad poet.
obscene, perverse, awkward little weirdo.
she/her
stuff:
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she/her • married • i hat typos
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Writer, millennial, certified baby whisperer. My phone has been on silent since 2011 and everyone can just deal with it. What Would Jim Larkin Do?
sports alt: https://bsky.app/profile/robadelphia.gobirds.online
1. Be excellent to each other
2. Party on dudes
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My care bear stares: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dlm76unvjc5an7kn56z6j4ds/feed/aaad7aufcmm3c
I was expecting more goat rodeo, less tire fire
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Here’s our wicked cool Etsy shop: https://kitchentableworks.etsy.com
"I understood what he meant when he said I sucked." -- Todd Snider
formerly ogskydog
suckage https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:it6vk4nyt7nu7yo54h7ivezf/feed/aaahvtsdprjuw
• Video Editor/GFX Artist
• Bird Hater
• Los Angeles/Atlantic City
Recent Regret
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Regret
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tell my Wife and bebé i mentioned them here.
tell them they can find me here too: beige.party/@lacroixboi
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cis•het•Supportive•CA sober 12yrs
I only drink hot tap water
death before detransition
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shitpostmaster general
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