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So many hills to die on, so little time.

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American. Also Canadian, and feeling more so every day. Lover of things with six strings. Cancer survivor. Not religious. Lifelong Democrat because modern Republicans embrace fascism. Everybody be nice to each other, m'kay?

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What I have is a particular set of skills; skills that make me a nightmare for Nazi dickbags on the internet. I joke, and drive a Nissan Altima

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✨Caveat emptor✨ Hold the bastards accountable.

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Nerd. Deep south lib.

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Liberal Gen Xer ✦ Legendary Meme Bandit ✦ Lifelong Insomniac Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away and have their shoes.

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Melbourne, Australia. 33yo Single Amateur Cook, Always Travelling, Enjoy Running, Beer Sampler, Happy and Grubby Gardener. Lend someone a helping hand where you can... Doing what makes me happy. Never waste a weekend. NOT here for Politics.

~I post and share rando stuff~ 🇨🇦 lover of a lot of things.. but mostly, Harry Potter..laughing at inappropriate stuff... and a select few people 🩵

Astronomy✨ Star Trek🖖 Carl Sagan🌟 Sci Fi🚀 Lost in inner space, dreaming of outer space🚀💫✨ Atheist, Citizen of the Sol System❤🌎

Cats rule over hoomans. Into UFOs and other strange phenomena, e.g. cats. The natural world, e.g. cats. Spirituality, healing, creativity and gratitude (mostly for cats.) Weird and very very silly. The odd grump and random ranting/swearing because flawed.

hi i’m Eben; a wife-guy; i’m here to put my special touch on things ‘First as awkwardness* then as epilepsy’ *major depressive disorder

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#mutantfam #horrorfam #boglife I engage in recreational fear💀 Taken🖤no DMs “Those who analyze, murder. Those who read carefully, dismember.”

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What's all this carry on? Guillotine enthusiast.

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Ghost You may not like me this time. Not sorry.

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I love cheesy jokes ..not writing just reading because I suck at it (just like your Mom did last night) and writing morbid poetry. I’m a fcking mess! (Shameless plug ig: living_in_the_rhyme_light not your average poetry) my opinions are mine

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home is where i want to be but i guess i’m already there and you may ask yourself well, how did i get here what the hell am i doing here i don’t belong here

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Just cooking things to make life a little tastier. Digital experience designer. Casual photographer. Lots of coffee. 📍 usually New Zealand, occasionally Wānaka