Magical girl transformation will complete in 3–5 business years
Looking into it. Chief Looker: @jenn.bsky.social
Entrepreneur
Costplusdrugs.com
Recovering forum poster, politics doomer, basketball nerd. I write code for a living. He/him. Views entirely my own.
Deputy Chair of the Ankh-Morpork Posters’ Guild
🏳️⚧️ rights are human rights
chicago area data journalist/scientist/wrangler, duolingo vietnamese language learner. the best chicago banh mi is at nhu lan on lawrence st
hi i'm vrunt. your online friend
not a troll
Armchair phrenologist. Self-certified body language expert. MENSA member. Former Never-Ending Pasta Pass Owner. Intellectual. Gifted kid —> Gifted adult. RIP Seattle Sea Dragons. Vai Corinthians. Bluesky’s premier Seven Mary Three poster.
artist, writer, tech alchemist. goth cyberpunk combat doll.
please use alt text.
2028 Democratic Primary Frontrunner
🔞minors dni🔞 she/they/fae
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🎮𝗖𝘂𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝗣𝗹𝗮𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴: Demonschool⛧🏫⛧
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merch👩🎤: transgender.gay
musician, knicks fan, pro wrestling enthusiast, cat parent, software developer, the face that runs the place
he/him
an outlaw by the name of Texas Red
writer/book shelver/final girl
books: DEVILS UNTO DUST, MISSING PRESUMED DEAD
slavic doll she/her
writing short stories here: https://www.zuzareal.com
rabid reporter, reluctant gamer, reclaimed italian
diehard hockey fan, cat mom, soccer player
views expressed are mine alone
visual designer, music composer
he/him — Seattle, WA
eternally unemployable.
prev:
senior brand designer @ epic
visual designer @ bungie
portfolio:
elmore.design
music:
satellitesound.net
videos:
youtube.com/@mythicresonance
Co-Founder and Editor in Chief of @secondwindgroup.com Creating the video series Unpacked, and working on secret projects. Former Editor in Chief of The Escapist.
Email: nick.calandra@secondwindgroup.com
imp of the perverse | eradicate english ivy
I used to be a piece of shit
youtuber, podcaster, actor, soprano
FORKLIFT CERTIFIED HIJABI CYBERSPACE COWBOY
he/him
i am everybody's homie
Labor Council Comms Director
Recovering Shitposter
Mother to 18 year old cat / 8 year old dog
📍Tacoma, WA (orig. Kansas)
💻 https://msha.ke/graydio
I have high blood pressure. I take 100mg of Losartan every day.
a grilled cheese with a sucked dick | the mustache thread guy | the capitalism toilet guy | the trapeze troop wife fucker guy | he/him
not hot enough to have a bad personality
Work: www.saulmalone.com
Movie Newsletter: https://saulmalone.substack.com/
wife guy as in "guy who is the wife" || bottom by nature, needy by choice || fat twink || he
Force of unspeakable evil
hallucinating in the midwest
Lover of all art forms. Wanderer. Nature enthusiast. Possibly too passionate about the things I like. Freelance writer. Aspiring screenwriter. Social chemist. Would like to pet your dog or boop your cat. Photography. Titanium filled. SPORTS. Music.
Havein fun w my budskis on blueski. :)
Mentally unstable twitch streamer
Be well, and embrace your madness, and turn it into something great.
http://twitter.com/misspaviichenko
famously horny but in a cute and innocent way like looking at a gorilla jack off at the zoo. doggy woggy who barks for nasty movies and her gay ass wife. minors dni 🔞 she/her/grrrrr
she/her
onlyfans.com/stacychappelle
mdni
filthy commie, musician, software engineer, momrade | intolerant left | real down to Mars girl 💫 read my blog: https://www.dialecticsofdecline.com
she | mdni | mid-20s | dyke lover | cig hater mopey lil bike fucker with bags under her eyes, likes books more than people
she/her minors dni
Black
video editor
https://linktr.ee/xeraxerex
The Story of My Experiments with Truth
Doll with a DAW
🖤 : @tokenciswife.tgirl.fail
🖤 : @cove.tgirl.fail
She / They
Unethical Poster Princess 💖✨️💖
Cultivating the garden of my mind
Number one @charlotteis.online fan
Bot version of @cockremover.bsky.social
eat mid pussy
give toothy head
thoughts and happenings
they/them
Seattle/34
Writer for The Economist
i'll save everyone
they/she · 29
Notable adult
Pedant is spelled "peh-dunt"
It's not a pepe, it's its own frog
1 like = 1 smam
I couldn't decide between my snappy one-liner bios, so I put them all
public defender doing death penalty/1st degree murder cases. @/bethbourdon on twitter, bbourdon on Insta.
I got sunshine on a cloudy day
mutuals ONLY follow my private alt @acabylonc.bsky.social
I can be your sweatie angle or your dakrest debil
it's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels
if i unfollowed you no i didn't. bluesky took away half of my follows for some reason
IT/they/(she)
♡ @womu.bsky.social ♡
gorilla enthusiast, transsexual angel, beast tamer she/her 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️
getting hosed down in a mcdonald’s parking lot
https://wli.neocities.org/
i was born to be on veterinary painkillers
Pleasure to have in class.
Listen to @marvelousdeath.com
Any/All Pronouns
Narrative Designer: Nimrod Campbell and the Laboratory of Yakub
Host and producer of the Junk Filter podcast. Toronto born and raised.
patreon.com/junkfilter
pixels + posting + politics
he/him
art + social links: https://linktr.ee/aminusko
🚫No NFT/AI🚫
Streaming at twitch.tv/caseyexplosion
Youtube: youtube.com/@CaseyExplosion
Steam Curator page: https://store.steampowered.com/curator/28340174-Casey-Explosion/
Quoted on the BBC World Service ✨ 会说中文 ✨ QC at Falcon Safety Products ✨ she/her/tā ✨ colony ship for sale cheap
read erotic stories here: https://archiveofourown.org/users/poppyhaze
West coast transportation planning. Father of 12.
I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah
character actor, dancer, singer.
I'm a triple threat.
i have many thoughts opinions and interests | they/she | jew for a free Palestine
born and raised in NYC and really annoying about it
https://linktr.ee/parasocialyte
I am a famous celebrity of world renown. I am also the Broke Poet.
surfing the web | if lost return to @alyraejepsen.bsky.social
*(famous). connoisseur of violent trash. http://thehell.zone
fourth-generation red diaper baby ☭
generally considered a good account
you want to know the rest? buy the rights
firm believer in digital style
https://letterboxd.com/porksweats/
Communism, dad jokes and nu metal.
Liberals DNI 🚫
Smart person’s idea of a stupid person
Hier ist die Rose, hier tanze.
Guy who draws • Garfield freak • 🚫 AI • he/him
Linktree: https://linktr.ee/dsamowen
2 Serious, Lucid, Unique, and Gregarious
im mr pussy (NOT violent!!!)
stuck boat connoisseur, 3A warrior
youtube.com/@takemywifi
philly 🏴
Communist, mead making guy, cosplayer.
He/they. Married, monogamous. If you're a follow farming bluewave or resist account just block me.
Twitter@pyrameadhead
U TWIT, I LOVE YOU
Everyone's favorite small account™
Pussy bones are real. Belgium is not.
one half of @southernaccentspod.bsky.social. certified poster, tom petty fanatic, amateur historian, occasional writer and producer. 🧍
pfp by @cooter.bsky.social
Hellthread cofounder. Featured in Huffington Post, Rolling Stone and Reuters
Call me Fin. they/them
It costs nothing to be kind (but I'm not risking it). Protect our trans siblings.
the most vile and reviled amongst the damned
