NO DMS unless I know you! Instablock! Just about done here. I have NO MONEY do NOT follow me to ask for MONEY! That’s an instablock!
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From cherished traditions to quirky occasions, we are where the world comes to celebrate every day. Let’s make every moment count! #CelebrateEveryDay www.nationaldaycalendar.com
Progressive Meatbag. I gave at the office. Shitposting is life. I will reskeet all Alt Text.
Better
https://bsky.app/profile/jimstewart.bsky.social/feed/aaac3fxmxxuju
My stuff bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uqdv2smjfcl33nsta6v73at7/feed/aaac2d3fizhzo
An Eldritch Abomination • Gentleman Hacker • Artifex • Opifex • Artificer • Digressive Anecdotalist • Rhyparographer • Raconteur • Acerbic Fabulist • Inventor of the Pocket Sandwich
Open heart, open mind….fists feel
like they’re closing though, not gonna lie
she/her
No DMs please. Thanks.
Curmudgeon and political junkie; skeptic; photographer; musician; writer; suffering no fools; safe space for all humankind. Aka DamnThing on Twat before I left.
Ghost
You may not like me this time. Not sorry.
He/him. Probably autistic.
check out my skeets below
Random: https://tinyurl.com/ycxabsnk
Best: https://tinyurl.com/ys6vscup
recent: https://tinyurl.com/yc32n87e
Slacker. ADHD is my super power! Writer of Code & Fiction: Fed-up, smart-ass. Director of Emotional Stability for the 3rd Oblong. X-Minus One. OG Science Fiction is the BEST.
Oh, I'm sorry. Did I assassinate your penguin?
The "trick" Bluesky is not to mind the pain 🫳🕯️🐪
Probably chilling 50 yrs ago or 50 yrs from now. When are we?
(he/him)
More: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:53hxlujdaqhfyc6g5dnatflj/feed/aaabyrmlb2cmw
I'm definitely not Santa Claus. 🎅
I sell dead people's things.
I like to talk food
I enjoy playing with words
Music is my love language
I’m not trying to date you,
but I do like conversing…
Fuck ice
My menu entries:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:s7q6t2tmf4h3bbywyqrqv4fk/feed/aaaaxgpdus24o
*finger gun*
Stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaajpf6pskcva
Pie eater in Sauceland. Bendy in a chronic kind of way (hEDS). And housemate of Clarence the cat, I know that's why you're here really.
She/her. Views are my own.
Everything I post here is autobiographical, except when it’s not.
My heart belongs to @gt73.bsky.social
Stuff I maybe did: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uogum6c6auqmpmr4mbcbd4sz/feed/aaaksbaegxqjw
I don’t give a damn about my reputation and I don’t follow back 99.9999% of political accounts.
🎶 next we’re movin’ on🎶
yeah, me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cuac2eghxf6zkiwmbt4lal2t/feed/aaabwrcwhhe5e
LA standup comedian & writerer. smart, dumb, and stoney✨
I bake foccacia ❤️
I’m thirsty: buymeacoffee.com/sammorgancomedy
Trying to find peacefulness!
Here to heap praise on those who bring: Science, Nature, Art, History, Music, Comedy, Gaming, Aquariums, Poetry. Please use alt text!
Does anybody ever get this right?
She/Her in the mountain west U.S.𓅮
💗microinfluential shitposter💗
yappin: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zybsme5whbri56rynz4jsmt4/feed/aaagwvxpmnufa
top 40s: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zybsme5whbri56rynz4jsmt4/feed/aaagw2mfjbx5w
💖 https://linktr.ee/minimuffin
get it?
⠀
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I thought I’d better join before I got drafted
🍀
Ginger catgirl
Predictably unpredicable fervent feline phenom
Building off the core of who I am
Queen of Chaos
I am mostly, if not all, potato.
Worry is a misuse of imagination
- My Profile: https://mjavedva.wordpress.com/
- YouTube: www.youtube.com/@MJavedVA
- Can assist you with your repetitive day-to-day Business Admin tasks.
writer actor rifftrax mst3k crow t. robot. dog butler.
https://www.rifftrax.com
instagram @billcorbett
Deus Pascit Corvos
Permanently banned from X on 11-17-2022. I'm here to talk Star Trek and only Trek, except when I'm not. Captain in Starfleet (www.sfi.org). Mensa member (but not a d-ck about it). Went to college in northern New England.
head chog
my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaadfcljyh3iw
just a guy trying to find some sense in this nonsense world
https://thedingodaily.com/@thedingoweekly
Fanny. Behind. Bottom. Cheeks. Ass. Pooper. Derriere. Hinie. Keister. Rear end. Rump. Can. Chicken butt.
My nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:v57am2d7jdbhcnuaddebmrx7/feed/aaaffvjumuvym
I'M NOT HERE FOR UNSOLICITED ADVICE. I HIRE PROFESSIONALS.
Downlogging. . .
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Proudly #autistic #artist from #Canada. She/her. Asexual enough to miss most innuendo but enough of a gremlin to enjoy making my own chaos.
No one you know
[This account is devoted to shit posting & semi-funny jokes. If I don't follow you back, hit me up at @creatureofhobbit.bsky.social where I'm mostly serious]
**real life is my alt, baby**
she/her
mastodon: @trickykat@beige.party
Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljb5o7ltqkol72dxn33dlvrj/feed/aaakcudl57cto
Trickshots: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljb5o7ltqkol72dxn33dlvrj/feed/aaaeggv4dcza6
It's all over for me when your ego surpasses your wit. Posts have an aftertaste. Not user friendly. #INFJ Memento Mori
I never said this: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabbunnfmfc2
☀️🐮 🌜🐮 🎈🦂
Inmate #204084 11/17/2023
Liberal Gen Xer ✦ Legendary Meme Bandit ✦ Lifelong Insomniac
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away and have their shoes.
I like words, language, nature, weird things, colorful things, cozy things,
she/her • xennial
🪤
☆ luv sick witch
♡︎ homegrown in a lab
☆ local neighborhood e-girl
♡︎ yung plague rat
they/them
polyam-pan
27 | mdni
respected in the field of cookie, related to chef tips by being chef tips
Artist. Dreamer. Mystical schemer.
Mostly just a gummy bear floating through life.
she/her/HBIC
Welcome to LisaWorld
San Francisco 🌉
Pun 👸🏽
🐈⬛ 🐈 Mom
Pisces ♓
🌎Orbit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sh3x2xhofujvvkdpg2udbmf4/feed/aaakvlozerilu
🐈Beliefs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sh3x2xhofujvvkdpg2udbmf4/feed/aaaekyll5zymq
Keep it right here for more biting commentary, social disconnection and cognitive decline, served with a hint of levity and oregano.
just here to enjoy your skeets and occasionally say something stupid
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:n4krsiwraux7ckj7bba2thnc/feed/aaah7fnwybaui
My life coach benched me
Growers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fmgp3xywqzqkluwo6ghjw3kc/feed/aaakws226feqs
Showers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fmgp3xywqzqkluwo6ghjw3kc/feed/aaahnteusxchm
Baby tapir fan account; purveyor of fine posts
A bag boy in the marketplace of ideas.
Puns not guns!
He/him, Philadelphia
My ✍️
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jaqr2ph576dxxzwh33ixqj7w/feed/aaalyla3bifes
My Greatest ✍️
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jaqr2ph576dxxzwh33ixqj7w/feed/aaac3q6sr3fso
Avi by @posts.by.emilyk.art
Minneapolis non-comedian
Made webcomics, did improv, created Make Me Watch TV and other unnecessary web stuff.
"Has a history of creating conceptual internet projects" -Billboard Magazine
(he/him)
Film camera tinkerer. Contributer @ The Onion.
amyash.me
deworming my soul on this site|| on an endless quest to become crab 🦀
I work at a record store, I'm a former member of Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Rogers, and now I like to stay home and write. Formerly known as DJ Fart Ghost.
Just my brain garbage https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:icwmuvffuts3iaugroxwqjl7/feed/aaajnaptz5uk2
Wearer of many hats, master of no hats.
https://m.youtube.com/@mollieheckerling1875
if you don't get it there are a lot of great things in other places out there for you to get
avi by mike miller
more writing⤵️
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaagsq7wlqhoe
he/him 👾 indie gamedev 💩 too much shitposting 🇨🇦 sorry about it 🧠 adhd 🏳️⚧️ trans rights = human rights 🌐 paintedsky.ca 💼 portfolio: cara.app/karyl
#art #gamedev #godot
Pun-judger, Bun-juggler, fun-snuggler.
Also,
Cancer survivor.
Showing blithe disregard for those who so blithely disregard.
Hi! This is the space they gave me to write something WITTY and BRILLIANT so that you'll want to follow me, and if I had something, this is where I'd post it.
Modern day Lakota man.
I bear a shard of the hoop.
I don't belong here with you
But I won't be long anywhere.
20 minutes into the future
Thanks, I hate it! bsky.app/profile/did:plc:k5edoqsgwmh2wvkknnsd5vvk/feed/aaadted4di6iu
Sometimes whimsical hobbit
Ofttimes perturbed goblin
Cozy random passages from Arnold Lobel's Frog and Toad books. Posts auto-delete.
Writer, whiskey drinker and cat dad
A Holy Mess, Northern Canadian Dude. Cuss A Lot. I shouldn't be on here, but i am back. For how long who knows?
Cultivating excellence in Cheese-to-Mouth Delivery since 1985. 🍁
internetruinedeverything.com
Writer. Or whatever
All my bullshit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xc73spbj6e5skmp2nskqqgtw/feed/aaah42pkk2ssg
Greatest shits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xc73spbj6e5skmp2nskqqgtw/feed/aaah46shdwmiw
https://ko-fi.com/ficklenuts
https://ngl.link/ficklenuts
i am a very nice man with zero war crimes
https://linktr.ee/poofbirb
My favorite conversations are inappropriate ones
Birds, books, art, movies, podcasts, pit bulls, horror, Swiftie. Independent. Never leaving the cottage. The Count of Monte Cristo book stan. she/her
My Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ulw4uyksqkafwqq5awhqkz44/feed/aaadbiaaamtas
🇨🇦 Enjoys long, romantic moonlit walks off short piers. Horror, books, birds. My gorgeous man. My beautiful friends. Good mourning.
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaaeihsk3xh6
You people are all nuts...
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