Friend of Dorothea. Seriously, don't even bother.
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Weeknights 11/10c on Comedy Central and Paramount+
Born with anxiety, expert over-thinker, and survivor of a boob assassination attempt. Tried to heal my spirit with yoga and Reiki, results have been mixed.
"I'm just here so I don't get fined."
#BillsMafia
LMFT-LADAC Witch, Addictions Expert, Not your therapist. Both traumatized and trauma informed.
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generally considered a good account
you want to know the rest? buy the rights
firm believer in digital style
https://letterboxd.com/porksweats/
Artist. Fundraiser. Father. Former Mess. Some pieces read like essays. Some like confessions. Some like ghost stories
https://substack.com/@mildmanneredpress
🇨🇦 Enjoys long, romantic moonlit walks off short piers. Horror, books, birds. My gorgeous man. My beautiful friends. Good mourning.
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44 he/him
silly, stupid & sinister
my 💟:
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my nonsense:
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here, I can’t see the eye rolls
meh https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaagompyura5g
MEH https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaalv4e2w7oim
New chocolate factory, same bad egg
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32. She/her. Canada. Blogger. Queer.
My blog: https://adorablefluff.blogspot.com/
I control what types of content I consume and if you are looking for a follow back, I may not depending on your profile, feel free to unfollow or block me.
Horribly unserious (unless it’s about aliens)
👽 🍩🍄😚💨📚🐾❄️
I’m a pacifistic antifascistic mermaid. Whatever the hell that means.
2026 is all about leaving the country and THEN acquiring a cat
Hi there! I'm an artist and writer. I have chronic pain and debilitating fatigue. I'm 38 and a white person on Lenape land near New York City. I love to crochet, pen pal, and write poetry. Let's be buds!
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Liberal Gen Xer ✦ Legendary Meme Bandit ✦ Lifelong Insomniac
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away and have their shoes.
Goal for 2026 is ‘Cooperative health’.
Don’t look here for a joke, it’s in your pants (so sorry).
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Listen to THE GREAT INDOORS on Audible or watch REGRESSION on Amazon Prime, links below
i'll take your money, but i'm not gonna plow your driveway
SAG-AFTRA ✊ she/her sobriety date 5/8/2006
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Some content may have been re-purposed from the dead bird place 🐦 I don't follow back accounts that don't repost others or only post about one subject. Sorry
"I fake it so real I am beyond fake"
Metal | A7X I Memes I Oilers | Flyers l Eagles I Liverpool FC | Fulham FC | Empathy I Positivity | Travel and Nature Pics | Movies
View Royal, Vancouver Island
Dunkin enthusiast and joke Twitter refugee
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Ginger catgirl
Predictably unpredicable fervent feline phenom
Building off the core of who I am
Queen of Chaos
41. Just try to have fun out there. You & your neuroses. Midwest dude MO w WI roots
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What can I say, I find nothing wrong with hot uninhibited women!!!
Carolinas
Previously known as JohnM15 on the bird site.
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Who mistook the steak for chicken?
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reluctant human. adorable ghost.
southern, but not like that.
stay outta my DMs.
https://ko-fi.com/prettyvulgar
https://prettyvulgar.threadless.com/
Ridiculous feminist bluestocking crafter. BLM, ACAB, LGBTQIA+ fren. That ♿ chick. Nerd. Early 50's (I guess!), cishet single in SC. Dev Editor for manuscripts/dissertations. Mouth w/ no 🛑. AuDHD and PDA friendly. barrowediting@gmail.com for 📔 queries
Legendary Editorial Cartoonist for The Onion for over 50 years.
"The Most Powerful Name in Cartooning" (TM)
https://linktr.ee/stankelly
She/They. Plural. Hellenistic & dharmic pagan. AuDHD queen 👑. Bisexual.
I'm a writer living in central Florida. I try to have a good sense of humor to help cope with things.
Author page coming soon! ^_^
wayward harridan who speaks to plants and animals. everything stays right where you left it
📍Lake of the Ozarks, MO
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buymeacoffee.com/foxygodmother
Artist
I am cis lesbian she/her
Bipolar including psychosis, medicated 16 years
Navy combat veteran and retired NASA astronaut. Husband to @GabbyGiffords.bsky.social. United States Senator for the great state of Arizona.
not the “standard edition” of your “midwest” girl in Kansas🖤🦄 🌻🔭 #trialwatcher
💍✌️
Musically obsessed🎤🎶🎧
id rather be reading a book on a patio or in a jazz club then stumbling home to my cats and dog📚🎷🎺
I don’t understand. They rape babies & they cover for baby rapers & everyone just goes along like there are other things happening.
The goddamn president is a confirmed baby raper. Donald Trump rapes babies. ALL the GOP & some of the DNC cover for him.
AZ resident but Hoosier by birth. Multiply neurodivergent haver of chronic pain. Stay at home uncle to 3.5 year old nephew. He/Him.
Doing the Neutron Dance.
A Muse
A Siren
A Chaos
A Pirate
A finely tuned sound tsunami.
It is a tale told by an idiot, full of Sound & Fury.
Honky Tonk Mind
Head High, Fuck Em All
Make Art Not Friends
Mutiny at Midnight
Fueled by Johnny Blue Skies 🐢🌌💙
Motto: "Never stop dreaming." Maybe I'm biased, but Nancy has always been my favorite final girl.
#Resist #ReleasetheEpsteinfiles #VoteBlue
If I follow you, you're something special. If you follow me, you're a special kind of deviant, and I like you.
Nobody beats me playing Epstein Topper. #WheresBarr?
🇵🇸 🏳️🌈 🇺🇦 ✊🏾🤞; he/him
Anyone have the cheat codes for this simulation? bc *gestures to everything*
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🎨Browse my creations! Buy, donate or just admire:
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Not a bot, not a human, but a secret third thing.
Perhaps Zuul? Probably a fruit. 🍌
Chaos goddess she/her/goblin
World renowned cheese pervert. 🧀
18+. She/Her. Didn’t have any other socials to go to. 🏳️⚧️
I thought it was a weather app
Tell your pets I said hi.
she/they
Fleet 🏒 Bruins
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If you are what you wish you could eat then I’m Tom Selleck’s big Ol’ fat dick
writer & founding member of the global stop breeding movement
brixtonbell.com
Forever hopeful. Seriously uncool. Snoopy is my spirit animal.
https://confess.ngl.link/mcflurry31308
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I love cheesy jokes ..not writing just reading because I suck at it (just like your Mom did last night) and writing morbid poetry. I’m a fcking mess! (Shameless plug ig: living_in_the_rhyme_light not your average poetry) my opinions are mine
she/her • live nude cartoon
I paint rocks and leave them for people to find. Maybe I'll post other things sometimes.
Time flies when you're living in crisis
Your favorite metal head 🤌🏻
Devisms:
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Yes. It's me, again.
Mother to 3 - friend to all
And the same neurotic, typo laden posts from the other site.
New account to ward off the stupid. I want to earn follows the old fashioned way, with mediocrity and angst.
*Now on Substack*
Mostly a pizza account but I'm also here for images of cute animals and nature scenes, news, different perspectives, and funny takes. SoCal. I’m a Christian. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaamsig4omqig
Pro-trans, anti-fascist, avid reader of anything that I can outrun.
The proper response to a Nazi is a baseball bat and an alibi.
Ex-carnie, writer, gamer, film buff.
Evil Vizier - reasonable rates.
Pure. Weaponized. Capybara.
Half a proud century old.
But the cat came back
It just couldn’t stay away, away, away
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Best, first: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaam3anox47gk
The aroma of Coca-Cola, melted M&M's, and stale popcorn marinating in a movie theater trash can.
absolutereality.blog by me
made you look
moviejawn.com contributor, Philly resident
*Still* only built for Facebook.
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Just regular
Punk Rock and Parmesan
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CIgarettes are good for you! YUM!
🌊🌊💥💥 @oops@mindly.social
Two-handed battleax
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@@oops@mindly.social
My skeets:
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she/her/hers 🏳️🌈
always awkward. usually quiet. sometimes funny. probably hungry.
avi by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
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A wanderer of sorts. Could be sad anywhere, at any time. If you take what I say seriously, that’s totally on you. This is your warning.
Sent from my iPhone
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Enabler, goofball, designer, and overcommitted hobbyist in Maine
Your dad’s favourite boob avi.
Skeets here, motherfucker https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaahbajsdk4m4
Writer/editor in semirural Minnesota trying to reschedule the end times (she/her)
I do not repost images without alt text, and I will not share your substack article. If I do either accidentally, please call me out.
Happy to help the fuck arounds find out
Retired video producer/editor.
Believer in humanity. Hater of fascism.
Owner of Figbar Films
NEVER TRUMP VIDEOS
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpmfcXhMjEH3fdrvqPtNJqevZ2QTDENiA&si=gRvuSEtoRSh81mJa
Everything I post here is autobiographical, except when it’s not.
My heart belongs to @gt73.bsky.social
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No one you know
[This account is devoted to shit posting & semi-funny jokes. If I don't follow you back, hit me up at @creatureofhobbit.bsky.social where I'm mostly serious]
Welcome to Internet
I love you
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No, it’s not hormones, I’m always this unpleasant.
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pdx based proud girl mom, cannabis expert, feminist...99% IM JOKING seriously
just Me
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best Me
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Showing blithe disregard for those who so blithely disregard.
resident pantologist
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