The judge said I have a “classy miss” demeanor <3
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all my posts are 100% serious and fact-checked for accuracy
who gives a damn about being verified. we all want to be jerrified.
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Flyover country dipshit, dog owner, public intellectual
Mathematician, voice actor, atheist, and owner of “Club Swank.”*
Occasional contributor to Puzzle in a Thunderstorm podcasts, and Everyone’s Favorite Internet Uncle™️
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*the living room when we turn the lights down and enjoy recreational substances
teacher/occasional artist | she/her (elle/la) | texas | owner of the Disc Horse bot: @horsedisc.bsky.social
To the people asking for the pics... You're disgusting. Hope the women in your life are proud of you. That's my wife, please have some respect.
Leeds man & audio/comedy producer. Work stuff @leadmojo.bsky.social
My posts, since you asked: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zhglb2ub3qwkn2kpxlwekst3/feed/aaaaqszrsfcwo
Originally from FL, currently in Brooklyn. USF alum. Work in the financial industry, slightly schooled in psychology, general weirdo, fix your hearts or die ✌🏻
I like what I like
She/her ¦ autistic
That’s not me asking for money, it’s someone spoofing me. I promise.
Non-stop book reviewing lady! Also writer, editor, aunt, godmother, curmudgeon. I love books and birds.
No DMs, sorry! I am extremely shy.
Occasional Creator of Stuff. Chipper, polite, and menacing. He/they, Puggalo
This is a police hating and human existence loving account
Whenever I do satire everyone thinks its news and whenever I do news everyone thinks it's satire so good luck with these posts I guess
On Mastodon: Criminalerin.jorts.horse
She/they/guy
A silly ghoul
Sometimes I paint stuff
🪰 Fresh from the Lilac tree
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Carpenter by day, shadow puppet prodigy by night
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Unanticipated Filth & Mud
They/Them/She/Her.
previously served as martin scorsese (27th may 2025 - 29th may 2025)
•lazy doomsday cult leader
•winner of the 2024 church chili cook-off
•spooky vibes, thick thighs
•Official Minnesotan®️
•Professional Midwesterner™️
•Cryptid enthusiast
•Genderqueer enby they/them
•in my 30s or 40s
•Nurse (LPN), mama, partner
Behind a bench in the bushes, buried in a pile of leaves, and rustlin’ around.
👹🐍☠️
Timothy. 31. Texas. AuDHD. Writer from within the mists. Addicted to the spiciest foods. Heaven-brushing-the-sea colored eyes. Actually a Golden Retriever in a trench coat.
✡️🇨🇳🇮🇪🇺🇸🏳️🌈
not a huge baseball fan, i’m just doing a bit
i mean, i don't *dislike* baseball
nevermind
Hello to Jason Isaacs
yoga teacher me is @hipopener.com
She/her. Enthusiast. Bipolar. Software nerd, glorified mechanic. Cats. Cancer survivor. Chicago transplant in Oklahoma. :)
Trying to make AI stupider one dumb joke at a time. Styles may vary. Also: Sports. AEW. Music. 🇨🇦
⬇️Link to my feed⬇️
https://shorturl.at/1SPkF
visual designer, music composer
he/him — Seattle, WA
eternally unemployable.
prev:
senior brand designer @ epic
visual designer @ bungie
portfolio:
elmore.design
music:
satellitesound.net
videos:
youtube.com/@mythicresonance
She/Her Bisexual who loves jets, dragons, art, and video games. ATAB
stupid little girl ✨
19. @nightmare1215 on discord
Pfp by @diferartz.bsky.social
29, He/They Freelance games crit, JtoE TL, UC Irvine Alumni. Sr. Editor @RPGSite.net; freelance words @kotaku.com, Nintendo Force, @uploadvr.com, @skyboxcritics.com + more. Reach me at james.galizio@protonmail.com, streams @ twitch.tv/theswweet
Tired and barely functional.
Autistic et al.
Profile Pic; @failnaut on Twitter/Bluesky!
Alt Text for Header and Profile Pic = https://shorturl.at/DFMN9.
Looks like a guy. 30s. South African in ZA / 🇿🇦 .
WARNING: I typo (bad hand) and repost A LOT.
She/they/he/it
26 • MDNI
Autistic & Disabled
Art • ACNH + Cosy Games • Books
22 years old, he/him, council communist
it/she 🏳️⚧️
Black. pursuing peace, best as i can
Ⓐ
🩷 Impeach Biden🩷
older than 18, younger than 90
Lucy Parsons was right.
Ethical porn made by a queer nonbinary artist so you can jerk off in peace! 🔞 NSFW
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Lost my mind, but found another
He/him/they, don’t tell my mother
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~~✨It’s gonna get way worse✨~~
once and future idiot king
the strongest boy that ever lived
Proud father of eight uncle to 30. First 12 year old US Air Force pilot. Scientology journalist and expert. Invented ABLOUNGE and SLAPCHOP. Was chief of staff for Dianne Fienstein before the incident
There's a city in my mind
Come along and take that ride
And it's alright, baby, it's alright
🏳️🌈
Hot wings. Horror. Dad jokes. He/him/his
https://linktr.ee/darathus
generally considered a good account
you want to know the rest? buy the rights
firm believer in digital style
https://letterboxd.com/porksweats/
This is where the big dog (me) comes to bury his bones (bad posts)
Pfp: back of a white woman's rainbow braid
Banner: cutesy font saying mistress caution from the poketopia generator
she/her
My teen says I'm a theologist.
CIgarettes are good for you! YUM!
A partially-sentient bio-matter construct in which awareness of interconnectedness & illusion of separation vie for control.
Socialism is good.
All out of bubblegum.
AuDHD+Spoonie+Enby Φ⚖∞⚛⛧☮
🇨🇦🇪🇺🇺🇦🇵🇸
👉 Follow-backs only for accounts that use alt text.
sf bay via dayton, ohio
mom x2, plus benny the dog
🆎 amybrown.xyz
Artist • Game Dev
Pug Dad • Husband • ND • he/him
Half of @twigbit.games
🔗 My Links!: davis.social
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🦋
resident pantologist
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I need to disassociate from ✨everything✨in order to survive
I say wtf way too much
2025 has honestly been the worst, and I’m really over being a responsible adult. Running away to let the moss reclaim me.
2026 is not any better than 2025 so far.
The disheveled tranny on the corner begging you to stop only listening to the men in suits.
She/her
Antizionist Jew
Globalize the intifada
America's Favorite Liability©
Is my post random gibberish? Try ROT13!
They pay me in woims!
Indoor and outdoor farming.
Engineering of various types.
ICE must be destroyed
condorpuma.93 on Signal
He/Him
https://bio.toad.city/@brad
High Dexterity, High Intelligence, White Trash, Creed posting
#smokefleet
stop following me I'm taken 🥰
its a mess out here,
i heard its a mess there too
I love cats and getting really mad about politics!!!!!
I do not hold your unfollowing me because I repost too much against you :)
You could be one of my first 10,000 followers. Time is not running out.
Ranked one of the Top 10 Surprised Face Guys on Bluesky, 2023.
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they/he
early 00s mmo history enthusiast, gendery depressionist, and furniture restorer
also boat games, natch. gimme yer shanties.
imagine a frog with a cunty fuck ass bob
@frogsreadinglog.bsky.social 📚
I am nearly 40 years old and you just would not believe how often I have to go to the hardware store. Poet and small-time mushroom farmer/homesteader. She/her 🇵🇸
Discord: poemsandfungus
Engaging in activity that does not violate Bluesky Community Guidelines related to Respectful Discourse.
Bay Area
They/Them
43
contact ---> https://www.osmote.net
experimental artist. chaotic good. she/her.
Publisher who does paper stuff. BOG FANCY Magazine: Tales From the Dank vol 2 coming soon!
PG18
Banner art by P. Lyons
🛒 tinyshowcase.com/books
📚 bogfancy.com
30s husbando
BD/ADHD
I love love and hate hate and fard fard and shid shid
Views expressed here are jokes and should not be taken seriously.
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just a girl doin dumb shit and you can't stop me | denver, CO | 31 | bi | evermore is taylor's best album | free 🇵🇸 | i will fb anyone 18+ just ask!
https://ngl.link/imcryingpotatoes
Unofficial fan account
He/him
Spokesperson for beavers. Please take everything I post seriously. 🇨🇦
Beave regular: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kvec6rzfk4af2gjfiu33ccf2/feed/aaaed5pb5i4jg
Best of: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kvec6rzfk4af2gjfiu33ccf2/feed/aaakj4nnz7hgi
Horribly unserious (unless it’s about aliens)
👽 🍩🍄😚💨📚🐾❄️
I’m a bit of an idiot sometimes. Middle aged and nerdy. I send duck pics, not dick pics. Sometimes wholesome as fuck, sometimes rated R. I’m a paradox. Straight ally. Originally from the 919, IYKYK
https://ngl.link/justducky2
5th grade spelling bee champ. Mostly random, occasionally amusing. OU Sooners, OKC Thunder, twenty one pilots
My dumb stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rky4t4nqkzx5muzi5cu5cgyi/feed/aaaadakzrlcgq
Progressive Meatbag. I gave at the office. Shitposting is life. I will reskeet all Alt Text.
Better
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I wrote a joke about a potato once
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Sobriety Date 12/22/09
Support/Blog/Fiction
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Thoughts from the dark side of a married man. It is what it is and I ain't shit. (Not) New & (Certainly Not) Improved
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My Musings
https://tinyurl.com/2p9ruj7u
Best? Of
https://tinyurl.com/mry4284p
Why are you here? What do you want from me? Put that down. Stop touching everything.
#KeepBlueskyWeird
Bsky's premier reply pony
Trying to recapture the days before political obsession broke everyone's brains.
Classic Pinky: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:r776trckjmpfowvt3mcc4jue/feed/aaapchaae3x3q
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Relentless architect of my own hell
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If you innocently act like you don't know, people will explain dirty words to you and it's hilarious.
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joke attempter. mildly annoying. occasionally humorous.
only the slightest whiff of mental illness. she/her 🏳️🌈
All my bullshit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xc73spbj6e5skmp2nskqqgtw/feed/aaah42pkk2ssg
Greatest shits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xc73spbj6e5skmp2nskqqgtw/feed/aaah46shdwmiw
https://ko-fi.com/ficklenuts
https://ngl.link/ficklenuts
Film camera tinkerer. Contributer @ The Onion.
amyash.me
Faults: None
Self-Awareness: Abysmal
Testing the waters, I mean air, I dunno where I am.
I could probably build bananas in America.
💗microinfluential shitposter💗
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Philly, physically.
Stardew Valley, mentally.
DM me right after I follow back to see if you can break my land-speed blocking record.
Anyone have the cheat codes for this simulation? bc *gestures to everything*
Bangers https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kq26ksbyrjovtz3bwk2ig772/feed/aaafn3vz446ba
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Atomic
Destination Unknown
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Mothman's girlfriend
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If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
